• 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑤𝑒'𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑤𝑒'𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑐 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑑𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑑.
• 𝑌𝑒𝑠, 𝑚𝑦 𝑜𝑐 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑒𝑠,
ALL CHARACTERS WILL 𝐵𝑂𝑇𝑇𝑂𝑀
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┃ ┃⠀╰━╰━━━━╮
╰┳╯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀◢▉◣
⠀┃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▉▉▉
⠀┃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀◥▉◤
⠀┃⠀⠀⠀╭━┳━━━╯
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𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑃𝑖𝑒𝑐𝑒:
1. 𝑁𝑖𝑐𝑜 𝑅𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑛
2. 𝑅𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑎 𝑍𝑜𝑟𝑜
3. 𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑚𝑜𝑘𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑗𝑖
4. 𝑆𝑖𝑟 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑙𝑒
5. 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑥𝑜𝑡𝑒 𝐷𝑜𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑜
𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑃𝑖𝑒𝑐𝑒:
𝐸𝑖𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑜 𝑂𝑑𝑎
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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝐼'𝑚 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 slightly 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑃𝑖𝑒𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒, 𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑘𝑎𝑖, 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒.
Not everyone will like it and that's okay, no one is forcing you to read it. Without further ado… welcome.
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Great, I'm dying. Did I even switch off my stove when I left? This is what I get for being nice right? Trying to push some kid out of the way, I get killed. Got no family to mourn me, no kids to fight over money I don't have, no friends to miss me... I really should have lived a fulfilling life but now, all I can do is regret.
Why is everything turning white? I swear if I'm in some type of reincarnation situation, Ima bust some balls.
"Well fortunately, I don't have balls"
"Who are you?" I asked looking around in the empty abyss of white nothing
"I'm-"
"If you say god I'll go look for your balls and bust them"
"Hahaha, what a funny girl you are but yes, I am god or the god of reincarnation to be exact"
"Reincarnation? What the fuck am I doing here?"
"I brought you here to give you the chance to be re-"
"I know what reincarnation is and obviously I'm in front of you to be reincarnated but, what the fuck am I doing here? I did no good, did no bad but I'm genuinely a neutral person so why am I being reincarnated?"
"If you'd stop interrupting me I'd get to that!"
"Okay, relax you're not the one who was dying a few seconds ago and was randomly called by a ball-less god"
"Ah, I have a migraine"
"Gods get migraines? Huh, I guess you do learn something new everyday"
"You're dead"
"Yes"
"You weren't supposed to die"
"...?"
"You were supposed to be healing in a hospital somewhere but, the new grim made a mistake and now the soul of the one who was supposed to die is there instead"
"So, you killed me and now want to give me a new life to make up for your subordinates fuck up?"
"...yes"
"...What are my options?"
"You can get reincarnated anywhere you wish"
"Anywhere huh. Can I change my appearance now?"
"...I don't see why not"
"Will you grant me three wishes that contain no hidden catches. I want three clean straight forward wishes... since you killed me and all"
sighs…"What are your wishes?"
"I need to hear you say yes or no, oh great god of reincarnation"
"I can't agree to something I don't know, oh great annoying human"
"It's nothing big, just something that will make my life in my chosen word easier. It won't necessarily affect the story line since I'm not particularly interested in it but, I'll be a happy little human if you granted me my three wishes"
"...fine, yes I agree"
"As your boss, the god of all gods, as your witness?"
*(💢) appears on forehead*
"...yes, I swear to grant you all three wishes with no hidden agendas or catches with the God of creation as my witness"
*Thunder clapping*
"That was awesome"
"What is it you desire?"
"A system, to create my character but, to make things fair, I won't use or be able to access or make any other changes to my character once I'm inside my new world"
"...it's not like I have a choice now is it?"
"Nope"
And a blue screen appeared in front of me making me sit down and smile. First order of business, my powers. I maxed out my strength, agility, intelligence, endurance, senses, charm and beauty. Then I went searching for other abilities. I decided to add blood bending then maxed it out, I figured everyone has blood flowing in them and it would be easy to control powerful devil fruits users this way.
Next I added space dimension before making it unlimited. When god wasn't looking, trying to find pills for his migraine, I made sure to add that I had total control over this aspect of the system and could access it at any point. I decided to extend my life by 200 years and a clause that said only when I'm fully willing, can I grant life to anyone else by decreasing my own and change whoever I share my blood with appearance.
By the time god came back, I was maxing out all three forms of haki because of course I should. I saved my work before moving to the skills section. Necromancy was practically calling my name but, being a shadow monarch made me smirk. I maxed out that skill then added guns as my weapon of choice with sharp bullets that obey my every desire when shot
"Really?"
"Shh" I also added stealth as a skill before adding Rokushiki (six powers) and maxing it out
"Are you trying to become the strongest being on this earth?"
"Yes I am, my favourite gender in anime is isekai and I want to start a guide filled with monsters you'd find in a dungeon with different levels and other shit"
"Why?"
"Because I know for a fact that the older generation and some the younger generation are bored. Not everyone in one piece wants to go after the one piece, some are just looking for an adventure and I'm going to provide it"
"I see"
"I'm glad" I finally moved on to my appearance. I choose to be female, obviously, then increased my boob size to be slightly larger than Robin's. Obviously you need a great ass and curves with a snatched waist but, I wanted abs too. Then after digging around for the option I finally found it and added a large dick into the mix.
"You've got to be joking"
"Not one bit"
"This is p-"
"Perfection, I assume that's what you were going to say since god doesn't judge"
"No, I do judge, especially you"
I didn't respond to him as I continued creating my body. I made my skin slight tanned then debated between getting tattoos or not before deciding not to. I want to see my lovers bite marks on my body so I settled for piercings.
I gave myself tiny fangs and insured I had red eyes because why not.
My hair remained black but I made it longer and once I was done, I could help starting at my creation with slight jealousy. I look nothing like this in real life so don't judge me for creating a body I've always wanted but, couldn't put in enough effort into making.
"All done" I said as god looked through my choice. I crossed my fingers hoping he wouldn't look deeper into my opinions and he didn't, he just continued judging me for wanting a dick
"What's your second wish?"
"A yatch, nothing big but, I want a magical yatch that I can call out to whenever need it and make disappear whenever I deem fit. It should be indestructible, weather resistant and black with exposed wood here and there"
"...Mmh, agreed. What's your last wish, we're running out of time"
"Unlimited money on an unlimited card that I can duplicate meaning, those cards can access that large amount of money but, obviously, that means they can get stolen so, I need theses cards to require my permission and willing blood as well as the person receiving it"
"That's very specific" god said making my shrug
"We're running out of time old man"
"I could just send you to a different world and cancel all of this"
"I know but, you won't. Big boss is watching you deeds to the poor human you killed for saving a child" I said with a smirk as he glared before chuckling
"You're right, I'll send you to the one piece world"
"Thank you"
"Don't thank me yet, I didn't tell you when you'd arrive there"
"What?"
"Bye bye"
"You ball-less crook!" I yelled as I started falling at an alarming fast speed
"Oh, it seems I forgot to mention that you've overloaded your requests and any other god would delay them so you can receive everything with growth but, I don't like you and will give you everything you requested at once so, try not to die and...you'll be landing head first into the yatch you wanted. Tata" his voice rang out making me look up, or down, I don't know I'm upside down right now... anyway, I saw the yatch and smirked before flipping my body and landing on my feet
"Wicked" I said before looking at my body only to see that nothing has changed. I was about to complain when I felt a throbbing headache and as if that wasn't enough, I felt immense pain all over my body. I looked around before dragging my body inside the yatch and locking the door since I didn't have power over it yet. Pain, plain and more pain, that's all I felt for what seemed like eternity before I passed out cursing at that ball-less freak.
...Three days later...
I groaned holding my head as the first ray of sunlight hit my eyes. I sat up slowly before opening my eyes again and looked around the ship. It was gorgeous. I looked down and saw a bulge in my pants making me immediately stand up and pull them down.
"Thank you great god of reincarnation" I said looking up at the sky with tears in my eyes
"I've got a huge dick!"
I was happy, delighted, excited and needed to pee. I searched around the ship then finally found a single bathroom and happily peed with a dick for the first time in both my lives. I sighed as the piss left then shook my dick clean before wiping the tip and washing my hands. I don't know why I didn't bother looking at my face the whole time I was there but when I looked up into the mirror, I was shocked.
I couldn't help touching my face in true astonishment and quickly took off all my clothes to admire myself. I was absolutely not disappointed. I looked like a walking wet dream and I fucken loved it. I can already see my ego inflating but, who cares.
I picked up my clothes and walked around the ship naked. It was relatively small with only three bedrooms that had small bathrooms but, with my space dimension, I know I can convert this ship into whatever I desired. I tossed the clothes onto the bed before sitting on the floor. Having already walked around the entire ship, I already memorised its layout... maxed out intelligence remember.
Anyway, I pictured my dimensional space expanding within the interior of the ship before visualising myself inside that space. I created a large library with staircase that lead to even more books and an area to read. Next I pictured a large training room, as large as a gym, equipped with everything you'd find in a gym but, it had magically enhanced training dummies that fight back by copying your moves. Next was the kitchen. I pictured the latest high end appliances from my previous world in there and blessed the fridge along with the storage space so that anything in there would not spoil... well since it entered my space it wouldn't spoil anyway but, better safe than sorry.
I knew all my babies would probably want their own room but, I'd leave that for later. For now, I just imagined a large bed, large enough to fit all of comfortably. A bathroom with a large shower with three shower heads. One on the middle and the other two on either side of the right and left walls. I imagined two urinals and two toilets in each of these room, of course, evenly spaced and toilets enclosed behind doors.
In the main bedroom, I imagined a large closet that would expand to fit all our clothes into it. Once satisfied with my current design, I imagined each door being attached to a hallway and even though the hallway will extend with the more room I add, I imagined that at the end of the hall was a room I'd probably spend every night in. A bath house like room but, it was similar to the one from Demon Slayer.
Bamboo around the walls, a waterfall releasing spring water that was forever warm, bamboo showers on the side to use before entering the stone bath that had cushion and back supports under the water. I manipulated the ceiling to mimic whatever conditions occurs in the sky of the outside world and I sighed happily finally opening my eyes.
I was happy with what I've done thus far and happily took a shower. I got dressed noticing how god gave me a good amount of clothes before calling on my card and seeing it appear in my hand had me laughing. I wasn't hungry yet, so I decided to set sail following the built in log pose. Not even 20 minutes after settle sail, Morgan's bird found me and delivered a news paper.
"What the fuck?!" I yelled reading that only three members of the StrawHats are still alive and their where abouts' unknown. I was shocked. Luffy was dead, one piece was found, new yonko's, and the most shocking news of all, Doffy was broken out of Impel Down by Crocodile?!
"What the fuck is going on?"