In an unknown place in the universe, in a tavern called "The End of the World," the bartender Bragi, as always, bowed deeply to the customers who came.
And once again reiterated the only requirement in "The End of the World" tavern.
"This establishment only serves customers with a sense of humor."
"Ah, isn't this a member of the Mourning Actors? Please, come in~"
As soon as Bragi's voice fell, a joyous atmosphere immediately filled the tavern, both inside and out.
And that Mourning Actor, even though his nose was twisted with anger, still came here as always, carrying on their anti-Elation propaganda speech.
The reason was none other than that this was one of the lairs of the Masked Fools.
There was even a legend that even the Elation Aeon, Aha, might not be hiding among the guests in disguise.
The Masked Fools, as everyone knows, can also be said to be notorious.
They are a group of fun-seekers who believe in the Elation Aeon, Aha. Among the followers of Elation, their philosophy is particularly radical.
They often do whatever it takes for fun, and can turn the places they go upside down.
Even if someone can play tricks on them, it is a pleasure they seek.
As for the "Mourning Actors," they are a group of firm anti-Elationists.
They strongly deny the value of elation, and ride on a gondola that crosses the stars to perform.
They mourn for the misfortune of life throughout the universe, and advocate for asceticism and ascetic practices, in order to go against the sweet temptation that Aha brings to the universe.
Aha heard: What? There are haters!
Alright, alright. He immediately bestowed his Aeon's power on this group of ascetics, and with great interest, helped them cross many star systems and spread the rejection of elation.
"The End of the World" tavern certainly refused guests without a sense of humor.
But the Mourning Actors were really too humorous, too fun, so they had always been their honored guests.
"Yo, everyone's here today. Is there any fun for this young lady to see~"
But when a certain black-haired, pink-eyed, with a half-white, half-red fox mask hanging on the tip of her left hair, pretty and delicate young woman came to the tavern, bouncing and skipping innocently.
In an instant, everyone in the tavern, whether they were Masked Fools or Mourning Actors, all fell silent.
Suddenly, someone stood up abruptly, and said with an embarrassed and obsequious smile.
"Um, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at home."
"I also remembered that I have something to do at home! A big deal!"
The fox-masked young woman narrowed her eyes, and the pair of cinnabar-red moles at the bottom of her eyes were as scorching as fire.
"What a coincidence. To have something happen at home at the same time."
"Oh, I see. You're a family, right!"
"Yes, yes, yes! We're a family, sworn brothers from different parents!"
Before his words had even fallen, the other person had knelt down with a "thud!"
"Grandma Sparkle, you are magnanimous. Please spare us!"
That person was about to cry.
But the young woman called "Sparkle," from her appearance, didn't look like a very dangerous person.
On the contrary, she was lively and cute, and made people want to get close.
However, you'd better not let Sampo, who is also a member of the Masked Fools, hear this.
His evaluation of Sparkle was that she was a dangerous person who didn't know how to "keep things in proportion" and liked to make too risqué jokes.
If possible, Uncle Cold Legs didn't want to have anything to do with her for the rest of his life.
Seeing the two begging for mercy, Sparkle snorted with dissatisfaction.
"No fun!"
If it weren't for the fact that she had come to "The End of the World" this time for important business, she might have really wanted to play with the two of them, and let them become "sworn brothers~" in the true sense of the word.
Hee hee hee!
The young woman, in front of everyone, took off the fox mask from the tip of her hair, and then put it on on the spot.
A seductive pink flame ignited out of thin air around her, and like burning a piece of paper, it took Sparkle and disappeared into the void.
Only a fox mask was left on the spot, and it fell to the ground with a clang.
And it also quickly dissipated after a moment.
The Masked Fools and the Mourning Actors were able to let out a long sigh of relief at the same time.
But just at this time, from behind them, a young woman's soft and sweet voice suddenly came.
"Did you really think I was gone~"
Everyone's hair stood on end.
But when they turned around in a panic, they realized that there was no figure of Sparkle behind them.
There was only a fox mask, which was mercilessly playing tricks on and mocking everyone with its recording function!
The Mourning Actor wrung his hands and sighed in this state of shock, and said with emotion.
"So this is why I oppose elation!"
He had never thought that in the past, he had been giving speeches for almost half a month, but had not touched the heart of even a single Masked Fool.
But at this moment, with this sentence, many people's hearts were moved, and a wavering towards elation arose!
Who made Sparkle so heinous!
......
For the evaluation behind her, Sparkle never cared.
She came to a palace belonging to the fools in an instant.
From the sky, a sky full of dying stars was falling.
In the distance, a headless black humanoid figure was surrounded by a polymer of masks and various toys, jack-in-the-boxes, playing cards, and other prank toys.
Accompanied by the music of "Never Gonna Give You Up," while laughing, he was twisting his body and mixing a drink.
And one of the ingredients of the drink was actually the golden blood shed by the Destruction Aeon!
Then the identity of the drink maker was also obvious.
However, even when Sparkle arrived here, she was still very rude.
Otherwise, she would not be a Pathstrider of The Elation.
"Hey, old man. I've parked my ghost fire at the entrance of your tavern. Is it safe?"
Sparkle was originally just casually talking trash, but she didn't expect Aha to hear it, and deliberately showed a mournful mask.
"I just picked up a handsome little boy, and I'm about to be cucked by a ghost fire girl. Aha has no face, Aha has no face!"
"Huh?"
Sparkle suspected that she had misheard.
The mask surrounding Aha laughed silently. With its rotation, a crisp snap of the fingers sounded.
"Snap!"
The fool's palace was plunged into darkness.
When it lit up again, Aha had already dressed up as a father-god-like character.
He was lying on his side on a sofa that had appeared out of nowhere, and was remotely handing the drink he had just mixed, which was fused with various cosmic-level rare materials including the blood of an Aeon, to the hand of a young man's soul.
The pure and beautiful young man's soul was like a string puppet, with no self-awareness to speak of. Under Aha's control, he seemed to have dejectedly also extended a hand to touch Aha's drink.
His fingertips touched the drink.
In an instant, the drink turned into a sky full of light rain, and poured towards the pure and beautiful young man's soul body!
That was a miracle like a god creating a man.
The mysterious young man thus reshaped his physical body.
And Aha was very satisfied with this.
"Destruction is a madman! Aha is so proud!"
Sparkle's cheeks blushed very rarely.
But her eyes couldn't stop looking at the strange, pure and beautiful young man's...
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