Synopsis:

Zachary "Zach" Walters is the ultimate nerd: 22 years old, perpetually unemployed, and perfectly content to spend his days locked in his room, devouring fantasy novels. Living off rent from a shop his late parents left him, Zach believes the world outside is overrated, especially when he has his trusty laptop and an endless supply of energy drinks.

But after spending weeks reading Chronicles of the Archmage: Arkanis Ascends, Zach hits his limit. The novel's ending was shit, the power of friendship nonsense pushes him into a full-blown rant. He tears into the author with an unhinged, scathing comment in the forums, mocking the novel, the villain's pathetic defeat, and even the author's "beady eyes" for writing something so cringe-worthy even saying he who isn't a author can write better.

"You think you're better than me as an author? Better than my protagonist? Let's see how you fare in my world." Suddenly such text appeared.

Before he can reply, Zach is yanked into the very fantasy universe he mocked,  Zach quickly realizes that fighting villains or becoming a hero is overrated. Instead, he decides to focus on the finer things in life: building a perverted waifus harem and indulging in every smutty fantasy he’s ever dreamed of.

But in a world of cunning regressors, overpowered plot armour characters, arch mages and scheming nobles, Zach's carefree antics might just land him in hot water or worse, dead. Can this trash-talking keyboard warrior survive his own delusions, or will he end up as another failed side character in someone else’s story?


Author’s Note:
This won’t be a pure smut novel for those expecting explicit scenes in every chapter. Yes, the first chapter contains smut, but after that, the main character will undergo a drastic transformation that sets him on a path of power and purpose. That doesn’t mean there won’t be sex, it simply means the story will strike a balance between plot and intimacy.

"Today is one of those days, yes?" She asked nonchalantly as she finally slipped her body into the cold water, soaking in the clear water before grabbing a rose scented grass and scrubbing her body.


"Correct. I will be having you do external work after you level up again, so I need to raise a basic monster force to defend the dungeon while you are gone."


"Which monsters do you wish to breed today?"


"Eh, those are… quite the burden," Amy mumbled with a sigh as she remembered the last tree monsters she gave birth to.


Tree monsters were currently the strongest monster Zach could safely use her womb to create. They weren't trees, like one would imagine a treant, they were skinny bipedal monsters with bark like greenish-brown skin. They were incredibly agile, could climb on any wall they could get a grip on, and naturally skilled with bows.


Chapter 46 - Chapter 46: Let's Make New Monsters