As Shen stepped out of the Sealing Space, he couldn't bring himself to look at Roshi's current outfit.
No hair? How about some big wavy black hair with bangs?
No eyebrows or beard? How about some bold Japanese, Korean, or European-style makeup?
Hairless arms and chest? Then stockings, a short skirt, and a belly shirt it is!
In fact, every time he returned to the real world, Roshi would somehow completely change his entire look.
Now dressed in a short, form-fitting dress, Shen worried that after a few more transformations, his mental image of Roshi would become "cross-dressing old man."
"Hey, Shen, you're back already?" Nayou, who had been fully focused on applying Roshi's makeup, finally noticed his return.
Glancing briefly, Tsunade, who was coaching Nayou on the styling, turned back. "This guy's face is too wide; we need heavier contouring on the sides."
"Okay," Nayou obediently replied.
Despite having a million questions swirling in his head, Shen wisely decided not to interrupt the two women.
Who even knows why, when he suggested changing Roshi's clothes, Nayou suddenly got so "excited" about it.
Even Jiraiya was shocked back then, right?
And when she brought Tsunade in, Nawaki looked absolutely terrified, his limbs going cold as if recalling some traumatic memory.
"Do girls really enjoy dressing up such a middle-aged, greasy uncle?" Shen thought, a faint sweat breaking out on his back, not daring to dwell further.
He didn't even dare tempt fate—his only wish was to wrap this up and live the rest of his life in peace.
After collecting enough embarrassing dirt on Roshi, Shen quietly slipped out of that wicked little dark cell.
He had a feeling that if he didn't leave soon, those two "demons" inside would definitely ask for his opinion on the new look.
"As if I'd let you trick me like that! No way!"
As Shen strutted off proudly, he missed the expression on Nayou's face at that moment.
It was a sweet, soft, utterly delighted look.
Near the border where Amegakure met the edge of the Land of Earth,
Hanzo's expression turned grim as he stared at the massive crater two or three kilometers from his base.
"Hmph, did they really have to use Tailed Beasts for this war?" If he had removed his mask, one might have seen jealousy in his eyes.
There were nine Tailed Beasts in the shinobi world—except for Konoha and Sunagakure, each possessing only one, most other major hidden villages had two.
Even Takigakure, which always looked down on others with its nose in the air, already had the Seven-Tails.
If not for Rain Country's lack of funds back then, they could've bought the Seven-Tails before Taki scooped it up at a markup originally meant for Suna!
The true Ninja God was terrifying enough to control all nine Tailed Beasts alone.
And Hanzo, the Demigod of the shinobi world, had once hoped to obtain one for Amegakure.
Unfortunately, a few years ago, after their failed kidnapping attempt from Uzumaki Village, he'd been forced to abandon that dream.
Yet now, staring at that nearly one-kilometer-wide crater, new thoughts stirred in his mind.
"What is destined to be mine will come; what is not, I shall still embrace with fortune." Not eager to provoke outright war, he came up with a brilliant plan.
Since the major nations regularly engaged in border skirmishes, why shouldn't Amegakure do the same?
Coincidentally, the Land of Fire, Land of Wind, Land of Earth, and Stream Country all housed Tailed Beasts.
As for that enormous crater, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't seem to have been created by Dust Release.
At least two of these four countries had definitely used the power of Tailed Beasts!
The demigod of the shinobi world immediately reached his conclusion.
That same night, after being unconscious for two days and one night, Roshi finally awoke.
"Strange, why does my clothing feel so tight?"
Talking to himself, he flipped off the bed.
"Thud!"
Still sealed and drained of chakra, he tumbled straight onto the floor.
"Have I been captured? If so, then this outfit must be specially designed to suppress my chakra flow."
Roshi carefully pulled himself up using the dim moonlight.
He could barely make out the room — aside from the giant pink bed, there was plenty of other furniture.
"Could it be I've been captured by a kunoichi?!" Letting his imagination run wild, he remembered the horrifying stories of male ninja captured by kunoichi.
Whips, wax-dripping, or steel wool — such things hadn't appeared yet in the Naruto world, of course.
But there were certainly some sadistic female ninja who would cruelly abuse captured male ninja.
Especially those who mastered [Medical Ninjutsu]!
Just with a small spoon, they could make captured male ninja experience both agony and ecstasy.
Get hurt? No problem — just heal it again!
Lose something important? Not an issue either. Female ninja always had plenty of kunai to play with.
Realizing this, Roshi quickly entered his own Sealing Space — a personal dimension created through advanced sealing techniques.
"Phew!" He spat out a mouthful of old blood.
The massive Four-Tails Son Goku was actually wearing a loose round-neck shirt, sunglasses, headphones, and a thick gold chain.
His ten fingers, covered in colorful rings, continuously tapped on some device while his body swayed rhythmically.
Occasionally, he'd lift a hand to adjust his headphones, completely immersed in enjoyment.
"Slap!"
"Slap slap!!"
"Slap slap slap!!!"
After repeatedly slapping himself hard across the face, Roshi finally convinced himself he wasn't dreaming.
"What gives? So I lost it once — how come the whole world's flipped since I woke up?"
"Yo, Roshi! What the heck are you wearing now?" Son Goku pushed down his sunglasses slightly, puzzled by the other's appearance.
"That's their restrictive uniform." Roshi believed his perception had been distorted because of his rampage.
"I'll be fine after sleeping it off." He replied as he exited the sealing space, falling directly onto the huge pink bed.
Thinking his jinchuriki had serious issues, DJ Satori decided that analyzing this mystery was nowhere near as fun as spinning records.
Two Tailed Beasts, locked in an online battle, enthusiastically introduced the joy of electronic music to the others.
Not long after, morning came.
Wide awake, Roshi opened his eyes and began inspecting the room carefully.
Pink and white patterned wallpaper, light yellow-decorated furniture, and various glittering gemstone-studded home appliances.
"This can't be happening!!!"
Terrified and standing before the dressing table, Roshi stared blankly at his reflection.
A sudden dizziness made his fragile, tiny-looking frame sway several times.
"Even if the Four-Tails turned into that grotesque thing, could I really have been captured by some kunoichi with... special tastes?"
At this moment, Roshi—rocking golden blonde waves and a touch of Western-style makeup—froze from head to toe.
"And this outfit too," he muttered, tugging at the fishnet stocking around his thigh, like he was about to snap any second.
Once again, he felt himself slipping toward that out-of-control edge.
Unfortunately, this time it was limited strictly to his mental state.
Not a trace of Son Goku's Four-Tails chakra had leaked out.
"Pu pu pu!" After holding it in for quite a while, Roshi finally let out a stinky fart.
There were just no words to describe what had just happened.
"Pu pu pu!" This emission swept through the dark cell like a flood, poisoning the air.
Once again, the raging old purple, without a chakra cloak or tails.
Only those rhythmically rich "pu pu pu" sounds.
Even his original ninja abilities couldn't be used to their fullest.
Come on, would the Four-Tails' jinchuriki really have such a weak mentality?
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