Chapter 502: Massacre or Party? Silly March 7th's Magical Escapade!
After Boothill was the first to take out a Banana Teacher,
all the other BananAdvisors turned into the "Angry Little Monkey" expression at the exact same time.
Boothill grinned, showing his teeth.
In an instant, his face changed at lightning speed,
getting ready to face the incoming Dreamjolt Troupe surge!
"Bang!"
Two BananAdvisors lifted a crate of Soda Bombs and slammed it onto the ground!
Several bottles of SoulGlad shot into the sky like fireworks!
Off to the side, March 7th covered her head, letting out a scream: "Aaaaaah!"
This scene instantly blew up the bullet chat!
…
"At times like this, there's always a screaming beauty to set the mood."
"Scared my March 7th so bad she turned into an NPC."
"March 7th, hurry up and use your invincible Luofu Swordsmanship!"
"Does anyone else feel like March 7th is exceptionally silly in this storyline?"
"Not just silly, she's totally dorky!"
"How can you talk about our little March like that? This is clearly pure innocence!"
"In the new plotline, little March continues to maintain her dorky, silly, and cute persona!"
"LMFAO, it looks like she came along with Boothill just to act cute. She doesn't dare to fight at all."
…
Boothill held his gun in his right hand
and pressed down on the barrel with his left.
"Bang bang bang bang bang!"
He fired five shots in a row!
Blowing up all the Soda Bombs in mid-air!
Then he started pulled off some slick zig-zag movements,
sliding across the ground
while rapidly reloading!
"Woohoo~"
Even though it was a scene of shooting and killing, Boothill managed to make it look like he was dancing at a party!
Bullets flew back and forth among the BananAdvisors.
A SoulGlad bottle flew right past March 7th's face.
Once again, March 7th wore a shocked expression from the scare!
Boothill, on the other hand, enjoyed the slaughter more and more!
He even started humming the sound of the class dismissal bell.
"Ding Dong Ding Dong"
With every chime, he fired a single bullet!
The final shot
triggered a massive explosion!
Right after that,
he climbed up the nearby signal tower in a few nimble bounds like an agile cat,
and leapt down from the top!
The Profnana had just turned his head when he saw a massive boot coming right down at his face!
He was instantly dripping with cold sweat from fear!
"Nana!"
"Nana-nana-NANA!!!"
"Bang!"
He was kicked flying like a rubber ball,
turning into a living target.
Boothill fired his gun directly at him!
"Good bye Teach~"
However,
the Profnana happened to step on a SoulGlad bottle.
His whole body began moving erratically,
dodging all four of Boothill's bullets!
He scrambled away on all fours, frantically running toward the Memoria Black Hole.
"Nana-nana… The amount isn't enough, but there's no choice left…"
"Fudge! You dare to hold us after class!?"
Boothill spat out a bullet casing, preparing to finish the job.
From behind,
a group of Slumbernana Monkeys suddenly charged over together!
Boothill, caught in the middle of the path, instinctively dodged.
Raising a leg,
twisting his waist,
leaning sideways.
The Galaxy Ranger who had been arrogant and untamed just a moment ago suddenly moved with a playful, girlish charm!
…
"Hahahahaha!"
"Boothill, are you trying to kill me with laughter!?"
"That newly modified body sure is flexible!"
"Too bad the Profnana got away, otherwise it would have been the final ending."
"If he didn't escape, what would I watch?"
"The Profnana single-handedly pushed the main storyline into one more phase!"
"Next up is the most satisfying moment—the protagonists from both sides meet up to hunt down the Profnana together!"
"Boss, bring me a bottle of SoulGlad and two Oak Cake Rolls. I'm gonna watch this lying down!"
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At the Paperfold Academy location.
March 7th licked her lips.
She pulled out her phone,
and quietly opened the forum for Honkai: Star Rail.
In her heart, she was venting furiously:
"Sob sob, my performance this time really was a bit too terrible, wasn't it!"
"In the last version, at least I fought against Hoolay and Feixiao alongside Yanqing and Yunli…"
"Look at me now!"
"Now that we're in Penacony, I don't even know how to draw a bow and shoot an arrow anymore!"
"The whole time, I was just shouting loudly to set the atmosphere on the sidelines!"
"Is this right?!"
She wanted to check the newly posted threads to see if any players were speaking up for her.
However,
as soon as she clicked in,
she saw a thread with exploding view counts!
[ March 7th, who has overly rich expressions and loves being teased by Caelus/Stelle ]
[ Introduction: March 7th Main Story Expression Pack Collection (Like before using) ]
What?
I thought you guys were just joking…
Someone actually compiled all her expressions from different plot points into a collection!
Opening the post,
a huge number of memes flooded her vision!
[ March 7th: "I don't want to, I'm disgusted by you"
March 7th: "Angry from eating chili peppers"
March 7th: "Not giggling while hitting nanas"
March 7th: "Shocked ouo"
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Top Comment: Looking at it this way, March 7th is super active in the main plot!
Top Comment: As we all know, Honkai: Star Rail is also known as The Bizarre Adventure of Silly March 7th. ]
Seeing this…
March 7th didn't know whether to laugh or cry!
If you said Feathered Spirit treated her poorly, he gave her screentime every single version without fail, along with new forms and smooth Path-switching animations.
If you said Feathered Spirit treated her well, he frequently used her for comic relief! She was increasingly showing the potential of descending into a comedic relief character!
"Sigh…"
"When can I get a moment in the spotlight? I'd consider my life complete…"
With no other choice, March 7th
could only continue watching the main storyline.
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[ Returning to Trailblazer's perspective…
Previously on Dazzling Ninja Chronicles:
Destiny stretches time like ramen. Under the devastation of the Evil Monkey Ninja, the Ninja City has turned into a hell, a tragic sight that makes even the Great Storm God close his eyes and sigh…
And the last ninja, Dazzling Ninja AKA Rappa, underwent ten years of hard training under Master Kucha. She mastered all kinds of Ninjutsu and memorized the Ten-Thousand Word True Incantation backward.
Yet Master Kucha understood that only by allowing Rappa to receive guidance from other Ninja Heroes and become a Dazzling Ninja Hero who practices the supreme Way of the Ninja could Ninja City be saved.
At the hour of the Ox, a falling star pierced the long night. This is the end for Ninja Apprentice Rappa, and also the beginning for Ninja Hero Rappa… ]
…
"Here it comes again…"
"Actually, I've never understood what this recap is trying to say."
"You still don't get it? This is Rappa's backstory!"
"Translation: To save Ninja City, Master Kucha had Rappa join the Galaxy Rangers."
"Who on earth is this Master Kucha? To be able to train such an excellent ninja as Rappa?"
"Could it also be a senior ninja with formidable skills?"
"Actually, I'm quite talented too. I could go look for Master Kucha, maybe I could become an excellent ninja as well!"
"Wait, guys! It was mentioned before that Rappa is a [ failed creation of the Dr. Primitive ], so I have a bold guess—Master Kucha might actually be Dr. Primitive!"
"?"
"I'll bet you five hundred Credits that Master Kucha is a Ninja Master!"
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