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Chapter 9: The Cogboy Doesn't Want to Work

Secretly using various unapproved technologies was fine, as long as you weren't caught. But if you were exposed, and your work happened to "violate" a prohibition, and Mars happened to take an "interest," then the headquarters on the Red Planet would remind you exactly what the "Cult" in Cult Mechanicus meant. They would show you precisely why "the heretek is more abominable than the xenos."

Of course, if you had the strength to arm-wrestle with Mars headquarters—like the Forge World of Stygies VIII, which loves to study xenos technology—then Mars might be willing to turn a blind eye. The same dynamic applied down the chain of command: what Mars was to the Forge Worlds, the Forge Worlds were to their Tech-Priests.

This led to "technology dying with its creator" becoming a common phenomenon within the Mechanicus. "Archeological research" was an enduring field, but the "ruins" weren't always from the Golden Age of Technology; they could just as easily be the "tomb" of a recently deceased Magos.

"You modified it?" Magos Louis asked, a hint of disbelief in his voice.

Just as Omega was about to show off, with a ready-made audience to appreciate his genius, he proudly disassembled the lasgun with a series of slick, practiced movements. He pointed to his modifications and said, "Magos Louis, look at this!"

"Oh, a very clever design. It seems to borrow from the design philosophy of the hellgun."

"Exactly! Now, look at this!"

"Hmm?! You've added two feedback loops, concentrating the energy for greater power and lower consumption."

"Correct! And look here!"

"Tsk! What's this?"

"Alloy 96. It has superior electrical and thermal conductivity."

"Of course! Why didn't I think of that? Priest Omega, I must say, your talent is truly astounding!" Louis exclaimed, looking at the little figure before him and sighing inwardly.

It's true that the vat-born possess knowledge that others can only dream of, Louis mused, but there are always two sides to every cog. Their artificially constructed personalities can never compare to those developed naturally. I should know; I'm vat-born myself. He knew how many years it had taken him to break free from simply doing what others told him, to understand what "I" meant, to grasp the concepts of "thought," "emotion," and "joy."

This little one, on the other hand, has acted like a 'person'—a 'person' with his own thoughts and feelings—ever since his first month in the temple! (The great leg-hugging incident comes to mind.)

Has our technology advanced so much? Or is there some other reason? I really want to study him!

Omega suddenly shivered. He was still caught up in his moment of pride and didn't pay it much mind.

"Hahaha, you flatter me, Magos Louis. Unfortunately, the price of Alloy 98 is too high. This kind of modification has little practical value."

"..."

"Magos Louis?" Omega looked up at Louis, who was staring intently at him.

Louis snapped back to reality. "The reason there are so many lasgun patterns, despite its simple structure, has a lot to do with the materials available at the place of manufacture. The most important thing is the design philosophy."

"I see. That explains why I couldn't find the same material for the focusing lens on this Lucius-pattern."

"Correct. That particular element is relatively rare on our Forge World. Using it on lasguns would be a waste. Relying on trade would drive up the cost too much, which goes against the weapon's intended role."

Omega nodded in agreement. "You're right. A universe where everyone has a hellgun would be better than one where everyone has a lasgun!"

"Haha, exactly."

After the test-firing, Omega was forced to lie low for a while. He was broke, and even if he wanted to cause trouble, he couldn't afford to. He could try to make money by having Anduin sell his master-crafted lasgun, then buy a few broken ones, fix them up, and sell them for a profit.

But firstly, he was reluctant to part with his masterpiece. And secondly, there was no need to dance on the dotted red line of Imperial law. What if, one day, for some trivial reason, the higher-ups decided to get serious? What's the sentence for an underage individual illegally manufacturing and selling military-grade hardware on a Forge World?

As for money? It would come eventually. He hadn't forgotten that he was a transmigrator living without a "system." Every night before bed, he would violate the traditions of the Mechanicus and recite from a copy of the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer he'd acquired from the black market. He was the very model of loyalty, but the Emperor still wasn't paying him any attention.

(The Emperor, on his Golden Throne: Where is that little brat who keeps chanting my name?)

Unfortunately for Omega, his peaceful, pragmatic life was about to come to an abrupt end.

One evening, after finishing his lecture, Omega bought dinner from a terrifyingly designed auto-vending servitor.

"Yo, Ven-D," Omega called out. "One can of grox, one packet of dried vegetables, and one energy-starch bar."

"Acknowledged. Preparing your order, honored Priest Omega."

"You know, Ven-D, the first time I came here, I had nightmares that night."

"Statement not understood. Please clarify."

"Every time I come here, Ven-D, I have to talk to you for a bit, just to make sure you're truly not sentient before I can eat."

"Statement not understood. Please clarify."

"I heard that for servitors like you, they don't just perform a lobotomy to remove self-awareness, they also inject your brain with hallucinogens so you're always having pleasant dreams."

"Statement not understood. Please clarify."

"I have a really great lasgun now, Ven-D. If you're still in there, just say something different. I'll risk the punishment to give you a quick end."

"Statement not understood. Please clarify."

"I hope you give me some kind of sign, Ven-D, so your torment can end."

"Statement not understood. Please clarify."

"And yet, I also hope you don't give me any feedback, so I know you're truly gone."

"Food is prepared. Please retrieve. Have a pleasant meal."

"One item is missing."

"Re-verifying: one can of grox, one packet of dried vegetables, one energy-starch bar. Verification complete. No items missing."

Omega took out the can. "One item is missing," he repeated.

"Re-verifying... Verification complete. One can of grox is missing. Querying... Please wait. Query complete: one can of grox has been retrieved. Personnel: Priest Omega. Time: 19:37:46."

"I'm off to eat now, Ven-D."

"Order complete."

Carrying his dinner, Omega hadn't gone far before he was stopped in his tracks by Magos Laust himself. Seeing the Magos's thunderous expression, as if he were about to take his anger out on the entire world, Omega had planned to give a quick greeting and beat a hasty retreat. A perceptive person knows when to make themselves scarce.

"Priest Omega, come with me," Laust commanded.

His escape plan foiled, Omega could only reply, "Yes, Magos."

He trotted after Magos Laust to his private warehouse. After a series of biometric scans, retinal scans, and password entries, the heavy vault door hissed open.

Omega's eyes darted around, sizing up Laust's treasury from the doorway.

Is Laust on his deathbed? Omega wondered. Is he planning to make me his heir and give me his 'inheritance' early? Or has Rhea the cog-girl set her sights on me, and this is my dowry before she forces me to the altar? What a predator!

A power sword! Look at the ornamentation, it must be master-crafted. A bolter! It's huge! Wouldn't firing that shatter my shoulder blades? Is that... a Tyranid in that stasis jar?! Ugh, it moved! It's alive! Kastelan Robots! Three of them! I want one!

Wait a minute!

Is that a green-glowing Necron phase weapon?! Is this old bastard planning to silence me permanently?!

Eyes downcast, Omega immediately adopted the persona of "I am a fool" and stood meekly by the door like a background character.

Laust, pushing a man-sized crate out of the vault, saw Omega's expression and decided to mess with the little imp. He'd never seen a Tech-Priest who wasn't interested in his collection. No cog-head was this well-behaved.

"Omega..." Laust began, drawing out the name.

"Y-yes, Magos?"

"You've been in the temple for some time now. How have I treated you?"

Trembling with fear, Omega could only stammer, "Very well, I suppose..."

"'Suppose'?"

"The Magos's kindness is higher than Olympus Mons on Mars!"

"Hmph. Now, the time has come for you to repay my kindness!"

"Huh?!"

"Tomorrow, you will take this crate to the Grand Manufactorum. It is a gift from me to the Archmagos!" Laust said with a sinister grin.

This is 42k religious terrorism! He's making a child into a suicide bomber!

Omega immediately dropped to his knees and wailed, "Magos! I'm just a child! This burden is too great for me!"

"Everyone else is busy! There's no time!"

"I can be busy too! I can work for the temple!"

"You?" Laust said dismissively.

"I can! I've mastered all the required knowledge! I'm a qualified Tech-Priest now!"

"That's news to me!"

Liar! Omega screamed internally. Who was it that said not a single cog turns in this temple without you knowing?!

But Omega, whose intellect was always quite high, realized he was being played. He sheepishly got to his feet and asked with his head bowed, "Magos, what is it you need me to do?"

"Hah, quick on the uptake. Since you claim to be a qualified Tech-Priest, it's time you started serving the Omnissiah. You can start tomorrow."

You old bastard! Just you wait, I'll report you to the Emperor!

"Err, yes, of course, Magos. But my body..." Omega gestured at his height, which only came up to Laust's waist, in a last-ditch attempt to appeal to the Magos's conscience.

But a cog-head's moral baseline is directly proportional to the amount of organic matter left in their body. Laust patted the crate. "I've already prepared everything for you."

"Magos, what is this?"

As the crate was unlocked, a two-meter-tall exosuit, even in its crouched position, was revealed. In the center was a seat for the operator.

Awesome! Why didn't you lead with this? I could have started working ages ago!

"It's on loan to you for now," Laust said. "It's an engineering exosuit I reverse-engineered from a Battle Sister's Paragon Warsuit."

On loan? Stingy old man!

Seeing the smug look on Laust's face, Omega quickly laid on the flattery. "Wow, Magos, your technical skill is beyond my imagination!"

"It was just a little something I threw together in my youth," Laust said with a chuckle. "With this, your physical limitations will no longer be an issue."

"Yes, Magos."

After explaining Omega's new duties, Laust summoned a servitor to push the crate and follow Omega out. Omega's new job was to assist the overworked priests. He was to go wherever he was called, and when no one needed him, he would continue to teach the aspirants.

Don't be fooled into thinking this would be an easy job. The other priests were so busy they were using various stimulants and chemical supplements just to function and reduce their need for sleep. Omega's workload was about to get a lot heavier.

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