(FUCK!!! I'M FUCKED!!! THIS IS LIKE JAPAN, RIGHT? SO NOW SHE'S GONNA DECIDE I'M A FETISHIST OR A PERVERT!!! FUCK!!! THIS IS A CELEBRITY FUCKING MY ASS!!!) - I started to panic and think of options.
"M-m-mister, I... I... forgive me!" - bowing low and breaking into tears, said Narberal. - I... I just heard you singing and FORGIVE ME!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE PEEKED, THE DOOR WAS OPEN, I...just liked... - here she became embarrassed and, burying her face in the floor, continued. - I DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB YOUR PEACE!!! PLEASE PUNISH ME, SIR!!!
(Okay, so I'm off the hook, or he just went into hiding, right? Now I have to behave properly, play the part of a gentleman, damn it! What should a gentleman say?)
Taking a deep breath and putting on a serious face, I slowly approached Gamma and put my hand on her shoulder (she's shaking all over!!! DAMN, DON'T OVERDO IT!!!).
"Narbeal, you are not to blame. On the contrary, the fault lies with me! It was my voice that woke you from your well-deserved rest. And it is I who should apologise for making you feel embarrassed." As I said this, I tried to make my voice as firm and resolute as possible. "Please, Narberal Gamma, GET UP!!!" I said, raising my voice and looking at her seriously.
She raised her head, looked at me spellbound, and slowly rose with eyes full of admiration, staring at me.
"Gamma," I continued in a slow but serious tone. "I have a few questions for you and one task. Answer honestly, this is an order!"
"I'm ready, sir!" she said, placing her hand on her chest.
(Now is the most important moment, don't screw up!)
"Ahem... Narbreal, did you like my singing? (WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY?!)
Blushing to her ears, she swallowed and said.
"Y-y-yes, sir, especially the last part... I hope the woman you sang about is worthy of your love." As she said this, she lowered her eyes sadly, desperately holding back tears.
(NOT THAT!!! I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS CRY!!! THAT'S HOW YOU SAVE THE DAY!!!)
"Narbeal Gamma, don't worry about that woman, for she is the most worthy of all. - I said majestically, stepping a little closer. "This woman is modest in her emotions, but magnificent in her deeds. She is capable of great things for me and will never question my opinion or my words. Her beauty is so great that it is impossible not to notice her divinity. It's just a pity that she is sometimes so cold towards me.
He raised his head sharply, his eyes LITERALLY SCREAMING! I WILL KILL THIS SCUM BY PREVIOUSLY GOUGING OUT HER EYES!!!
"WHO IS THIS UNWORTHY!!! HOW DARE YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS TO A PERFECT BEING!!! WHO IS THE DESCENDANT OF THOSE WHO PROTECTED US AND CARED FOR US WHEN OUR CREATORS ABANDONED US!!! WHO IS THIS DISGUSTING PARODY OF LIFE!!! - clenching their fists, lightning began to flash from them
(WHAT DID I SAY, YOU IDIOT!? AAAAA, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SCUM!!!) - Keeping a calm expression on my face, I silently watched Gamma.
Exhaling and regaining my calm demeanour (MORE LIKE A LOOK FULL OF CONTEMPT AND HIDDEN HATRED!!!)
"Don't talk about her like that, she's not to blame for being the way she is. That's just how she was made," I continued in a calm and dignified voice. (How did I manage to do that?!)
"Who is she, sir?" she demanded.
"Narbeal, promise me you won't hurt her, she's very dear to me.
Gamma took a deep breath, clenched her fists, and said:
"Yes, my lord, but only because you asked me to.
"She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I love her, she is the girl...
Narberal held her breath and stared at me.
"You... (WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY!!!)
Gamma stood there silently for about three minutes, her face frozen in shock, surprise and... joy?
"Me? I... I... sir? You... you... love me?" she asked, stammering.
"Yes, Narberal Gamma, you are a girl, and you are the most beautiful thing in the world to me (except for the Terminator and the She-Wolf). Forgive me, I am not worthy of such beauty. But I just couldn't hide it anymore (WHAT AM I SAYING?! WHAT THE ****?!), Narberal...
"So that's it..." she said quietly, her head bowed.
"What?
"Here it is... happiness and the master's kindness... just as Lord Ainz said... just as he said: 'He will love you, and you, Gamma, he will love more than anyone else. I... I... the young master's beloved? He... loves me?! I... I... my... my heart is beating so fast... All these years... I... I didn't believe anymore... but... but I still hoped. When we were children, Regina, Delta and I were always together, we raised you after you came into this world, you grew up and gradually left us... one day you came and... - she began to cry. - ...and you didn't remember us... but now... SIR!!! I LOVE YOU!!! I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!! I... I WILL ALWAYS BE BY YOUR SIDE!!! - Having said that, she bowed with her eyes literally glowing with hearts and looked at me.
(What the fuck did I just hear!? WHAT THE FUCK! WHO PULLED MY TONGUE?! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!)
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