Natsu yelled, "Which one's the reporter?!"
"Natsu, Natsu the Fire Dragon! The second person I wanted to see!" Jason said enthusiastically.
"Huh? Why not the first? Eh, never mind. Why do you always write bad things about me?"
"Yes!"
"I broke something, broke something, broke something!"
"Cool, cool, cool! Oh no, this is me, so handsome!" Suddenly Jason stopped. He extended his trembling hand to Natsu. "Please... please shake my hand!"
"Annoying!" Natsu punched Jason, sending him flying while still yelling "Cool!" in the air.
Suddenly Jason appeared in front of Elfman. "Elfman, what does a man mean to you?! Answer!"
"I am a man!"
"Cool!"
"Thunder God Tribe, is your love triangle real?" "..." "The answer is no comment, oops, cool, cool!"
"President! What is the guild's ambition?!"
"Ahem, ahem. Hold love and justice in your heart and keep moving forward every day," Makarov answered without shame, then rushed toward the Thunder God Tribe.
Suddenly, Lucy had an idea. She appeared on the stage. "Everyone, I'm going to sing a song for you!" But before Lucy could sing, she was pushed aside by Gajeel, who then sang and played the guitar. No doubt, he would soon fight with Natsu. The sound of "ping-pong" and destruction was soon heard. Jason was still yelling "Cool!"
"Wuu..." A golden light flashed in front of Natsu and Gajeel as they were about to collide. "Boom!" A huge hole appeared in the guild floor. Everyone was shocked. Natsu and Gajeel were sweating.
Luckily, the attack didn't hit them, or they could have been disabled.
"Hey, you two bastards! You can't even let me have a peaceful nap!" Chen Fan's very annoyed voice was heard from the second floor.
"Love..." Natsu and Gajeel trembled. They were terrified by the surprise from Chen Fan.
"That's Chen Fan's 'God Hand'! I really saw the real thing! Cool!" Jason yelled, then jumped in front of Chen Fan, taking out a notepad and pen. "Chen Fan, I heard you have a love triangle with Mira and Erza! Is that true?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the guild was silent. Chen Fan's hand, which was about to punch Jason, stopped. The others sharpened their ears, wanting to hear Chen Fan's answer. This topic had become the number one forbidden secret in Fairy Tail.
'This aura... is not right. How should I answer? If I get it wrong, this will be bad. What should I do? Oh my gosh, I always use your moves, why don't you come and help me?!'
"Hey... handsome, you're saying your inner monologue out loud," Happy whispered in Chen Fan's ear. But the atmosphere remained tense. Everyone was nervous and excited. "Gulp!" They swallowed.
After about a minute, Chen Fan touched the back of his head and grinned. "Ah, haha, are you asking if I smoke? I don't smoke."
"Bang!" A group of people fell down. They had been waiting for the answer for a long time, but didn't dare to speak because they were afraid of Chen Fan.
Whether Jason really didn't know or was pretending not to know, or just asking because of his profession, Chen Fan quickly punched Jason in the stomach, knocking him out.
"Huff," Chen Fan sighed in relief. 'How dangerous. I almost died.'
"Sss..."
The sound of "ziz..." was heard, making Chen Fan think Laxus had returned. He turned around, and saw Mira's and Erza's eyes sparkling. Sparks were rubbing in the air. Chen Fan shivered and was about to run away.
Unfortunately, Mira and Erza found him. They ignored Chen Fan and went straight to the unconscious Jason, starting to slap him. Everyone unconsciously touched their faces.
Jason, who was previously unconscious, now woke up because of the slaps. Mira and Erza came smiling. "We have some photos of Chen Fan. Want to see? If you can, we can put them in the illustrations."
Chen Fan heard the word "photos" and remembered that Mira and Erza had embarrassing pictures of him. He quickly came back, stomping his foot. "Pa!" He stood straight. "If the two princesses have any instructions, I will carry them out."
"Haha," Mira and Erza laughed happily seeing Chen Fan give up, making Jason confused.
Lucy looked at Chen Fan who was laughing with Mira and Erza. "A fated soulmate, huh," she said sadly.
Cana chugged more wine, then looked at them. "Is that a love triangle? It seems so!"
"Oh..." Lucy was surprised. Cana waved her hand. "Just kidding, kidding, kidding."
No one noticed Levy sitting across from Jet and Droy. Levy glanced at Chen Fan, but only for a moment. No one noticed. However, Jet and Droy who always paid attention to Levy, felt the change in her, but they didn't think about it further and continued to chat.