"Don't put those kinds of third-rate romance drama scenarios on me. Even if you drink like a dead pig, I won't touch you." Chen Fan knew Cana's alcohol tolerance, this was nothing to her, and he only knew it after something happened, which everyone could imagine in their minds, understanding was enough.
Sure enough, the blush on Cana's face immediately vanished. "Tsk, what a boring man."
"What?! You dare say that about me?! I'll tell you, I don't hit women, because hitting girls makes you lose your manliness, right, Elfman?" Chen Fan turned to Elfman and said.
However, after turning, he saw Elfman sound asleep on the table. Chen Fan was furious, reaching out and hitting Elfman once. Elfman was also woken up by Chen Fan.
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Elfman said, "Chen Fan, boss, were you rejected by my sister again?"
Chen Fan was stunned for a moment, then after a while, he recovered and said, "How did you know that? You weren't just sleeping, were you?" His tone at the end was somewhat questioning.
"No, because every time Chen Fan, boss, gets rejected by my sister, he comes to me to vent. And after being rejected by Erza, he goes to Gray to vent. After being rejected by Freed, he goes to the Master to vent. After becoming..."
"STOP! STOP! STOP!" Seeing Elfman about to continue his long list, Chen Fan cut him off, making frantic stopping gestures.
"How do you know all this so clearly?!" Chen Fan was truly bewildered. How could Elfman, who was so slow, know all this so clearly? He hadn't even noticed these little oddities.
"Boss, do you think, how can Elfman, who is slow, know all this so clearly?" Elfman looked at Chen Fan and said, his half-closed eyes glinting with unexpected intelligence.
This truly startled Chen Fan, who stared at Elfman with wide eyes.
Then Elfman continued, "After following the boss for so long, even the most boring person will become smart." After speaking, he continued to lie on the table and sleep.
This really scared Chen Fan, who quickly ran away from Elfman's side. It made him never dare to tease Elfman again. He didn't expect this big idiot to have a revelation and become so smart. Who knew when he could turn the tables on Chen Fan?
With a "BANG!" the Fairy Tail guild hall door was kicked open, and Natsu loudly shouted, "I'm back!"
"Welcome back."
"Welcome back."
"You caused a big ruckus again..." said a thick-toothed man.
"Bastard..." Natsu kicked the big-toothed man flying, smashing a set of tables and chairs, then said, "The information you gave me about the Fire Dragon God was wrong."
"Why?" Lucy complained from the side.
The big-toothed man barely managed to say from the ground, "How would I know such a thing? I just told you a rumor about the Fire Dragon."
"What did you say?" Another kick flew.
"What, do you want to fight, bastard?"
"Bang, bang..." The sound of tables and chairs breaking echoed.
"Wow, this is amazing, I'm really in Fairy Tail now," Lucy said, somewhat excited.
"Natsu's back..." Gray said, then went to pick a fight with Natsu.
"Boys must speak with their fists!" Elfman also had two characters, "Ichiban," written on the back of his clothes, just like Chen Fan, but as soon as he finished posing, Natsu and Gray punched him away.
"Ugh, it's so noisy," Loke said, embracing two women.
"Is there no normal person here?" Lucy continued to complain.
"Bang." A gigantic foot stomped on Natsu, and a voice shouted, "Aren't you going to stop, you idiot?"
"So big..." Lucy continued to complain, "The new one...?"
"Yeah!"
Makarov shrunk slowly, "So small."
Suddenly, Makarov jumped to the second floor, holding a pile of documents, and said, "Look, these are all complaints from the Magic Council, but what are we? We are Mages! To hell with those bastards!" After saying that, he coldly ignited the paper in his hand and threw it down.
"Wow, so cool!" Lucy said admiringly.
"Tsk..."
"Tsk..." a group of people said with disdain.
"Huh... why?" Lucy was a little confused.
At this moment, Mira interjected, "Because the Master will cry afterwards and ask Chen Fan to intercede for him."
"Who is Chen Fan?" Lucy was a little confused.
"That would be me." Chen Fan finally made his appearance. It turned out that when he saw Natsu kick the door, he knew the plot had begun, and afraid of being caught in the battle, he immediately ran to the second floor. After all, this was where only S-Class Mages could go. While watching the fight downstairs, Chen Fan was still cheering them on. Only after it was over did he come down.
Seeing Chen Fan's iconic outfit, paired with his flowing black hair and handsome face, Lucy exclaimed in surprise, "Hand of God!"
Chen Fan was quite famous nationally, often appearing on magazine covers, and his signature was his attire. Now, many people outside were cosplaying Chen Fan, but in Fairy Tail, only Chen Fan dressed like that, making him easily recognizable.
Hearing Lucy call him that, Chen Fan waved his hand and said, "Please don't call me that. I'm just lending a helping hand to those who cannot be saved." As he spoke, he extended his hand.
"SMACK!" His hand was slapped by Mira, who then turned to Lucy and said, "Don't believe him. He's the best at deceiving girls here."
"Better than that one?" Lucy asked, pointing at Loke.
"Even more so," Mira whispered to Lucy.
Chen Fan, however, heard everything clearly from the side, so he yelled at Mira, "How can you say that about me? My heart for you is as clear as the sun and moon! You truly disappoint me."
"Don't use what you told Freed on me." That smile was still the same smile, but the words made Chen Fan shiver, and he immediately fell silent.
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