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Chapter 23 - Chapter 23 – Mythical Angel Zoan Fruit? Ever Heard of Cthulhu?

Ordinary Group Leader: "Sister?"

Ordinary Group Leader: "Then I think I know which version of Invincible East you are."

Ordinary Group Leader: "@Child of Nature, you know which one, right?"

Child of Nature: "Yeah, I think so. I watched the whole show—actually pretty good."

Ordinary Group Leader: "Right? I loved that version too. Honestly, I was so focused on Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bai, Ren Yingying barely stood a chance."

Ordinary Group Leader: "Linghu Chong has no taste! Dongfang Bai is way better than his junior sister, way better than Ren Yingying—such a shame!"

Ordinary Group Leader: "Poor Dongfang Bai, lost her heart in the end… ugh, tragic."

Child of Nature: "…"

Uchiha Dance King: "…"

Souping Up Dagu: "…"

Evilest Spirit: "…"

Golden Flash: "…"

That's Right, Meow: "Does she always get like this, meow?"

Evilest Spirit: "You'll get used to it."

Invincible East: "What are you… talking about?"

Dongfang Bai felt lost as she read the group leader's stream of comments.

Who was Linghu Chong? What did "秒杀" (one-shot) mean? Was there really a fight later?

And why did they say Linghu Chong didn't know what was good for him? Did something happen between them in the future?

What did it mean to lose her heart in the end?

Dongfang Bai didn't understand most of it, but she could tell they genuinely seemed to know her. That meant they probably could help her find her sister.

Child of Nature: "Tone it down a bit, this isn't your personal drama watch party."

Ordinary Group Leader: "Heh, my bad—I just got emotional. You know how it is."

Ordinary Group Leader: "I'll try to behave from now on."

Roxie Vale apologized, feeling a bit embarrassed. She was just a regular girl before transmigrating; sometimes she couldn't help fangirling a bit.

Child of Nature: "@Invincible East, your sister's name is Yilin. She's a disciple of Master Dingyi of Hengshan Sect."

Child of Nature: "You can go check her identity, just to be sure—we might not be perfectly accurate."

Invincible East: "Thank you."

Invincible East: "If your information is correct, I'll repay this debt."

Seeing Brandon's message, Dongfang Bai's eyes narrowed with determination.

No matter what, she'd check the lead herself.

Ordinary Group Leader: "That's all you're going to say?"

Ordinary Group Leader: "You lectured me about always getting paid for info, but now you're just giving it away?"

Ordinary Group Leader: "Oh, I get it—you think the martial arts world is too weak to be worth your time. You're just being nice to Dongfang Bai to win her favor and get in deeper, aren't you?"

Ordinary Group Leader: "You're playing the long game!"

Child of Nature: "…"

Is this girl for real? I never said any of that! Where does she even get these ideas?

Child of Nature: "Maybe think about the difference between us for a sec?"

Ordinary Group Leader: "What difference?"

Roxie was genuinely puzzled.

Child of Nature: "I awakened powers right at the start of the Spiritual Era, and mine are strong. Plus, I got Mangekyo Sharingan on my first lottery draw. Even without any extra cheat, I'd still be at the top of my world."

Child of Nature: "So I don't really care if I'm maximizing every little deal for info."

Child of Nature: "But you're just an ordinary person."

Uchiha Dance King: "You're just an ordinary person."

Come Be My Son: "You're just an ordinary person."

Evilest Spirit: "You're just an ordinary person."

Souping Up Dagu: "I'm just an ordinary person too, but as the future Tiga, I still gotta say—Leader, you're just an ordinary person."

Ordinary Group Leader: "Pffft!"

Ordinary Group Leader: "(coughing up blood.jpg)"

Roxie felt like she'd been stabbed in the heart five times over. Brandon had talent, power, and destiny. Even without help, he could climb the path of cultivation, but she… she was just a regular girl.

Why did I have to transmigrate without any gifts? My only golden finger is this chat group, and it's so lame. Why couldn't it be as overpowered as the ones in the novels?

Come Be My Son: "Kurararara, don't worry, Leader! I just got info on a Mythical Zoan-type Devil Fruit."

Roxie instantly perked up and couldn't help but ask:

Ordinary Group Leader: "Really? What Mythical Zoan form?"

Ordinary Group Leader: "Is it like Kaido's Azure Dragon or the Vermillion Bird or Black Tortoise forms?"

Come Be My Son: "Rumor has it, it's the Human-Human Fruit: Angel Model. Not sure if it's true, though—info can be spotty."

Ordinary Group Leader: "Aaaah! An angel form?!"

Ordinary Group Leader: "It has to be an angel! Handsome and powerful—just thinking about it…"

Ordinary Group Leader: "Please, you have to get it! It's my lifelong dream!"

Evilest Spirit: "Is it just me, or do you care more about looks than power?"

Souping Up Dagu: "Drop the 'just'—that's exactly what's happening."

Souping Up Dagu: "If Brandon hadn't analyzed that the best fruit for you was a Mythical Zoan, you'd be begging for the Smooth-Smooth Fruit."

Child of Nature: "Just so you know, in the earliest myths, angels were actually considered hideous. Demons were prettier by comparison, but still not exactly beauties."

Child of Nature: "Ever heard of Cthulhu? Pretty similar."

Ordinary Group Leader: "Shut up! Don't ruin my pure maidenly dreams!"

Ordinary Group Leader: "Do you even realize what you're doing? You're destroying the beautiful fantasy of an innocent girl!"

Child of Nature: "Actually, in the Old Testament, angels are described more like weird flying machines—six wings, two pairs cover the face, and so on…"

Ordinary Group Leader: "La la la, I'm not listening! Turtle reciting sutras!"

Ordinary Group Leader: "Not looking, not listening, turtle lays eggs!"

Souping Up Dagu: "Hahahahahaha!"

Come Be My Son: "Kurararara, Brandon's the only one in here who can drive the Leader this crazy."

Evilest Spirit: "Remember when the Leader first joined? So shy and reserved, now look at her go."

Uchiha Dance King: "She even tried to get me to share a memory of myself dancing."

Souping Up Dagu: "Can't unsee it now…"

"…"

(End of Chapter)

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