Come Be My Son: "Uh… about that…"
Dance King Uchiha: "Well… this…"
Child of Nature (Brandon White): "Judging by your reaction, what you pulled must be even more embarrassing than postnatal pig care, huh?"
The Worst Spirit: "Now I'm really curious! I want to know what Whitebeard and Uchiha Madara actually got!"
Boil Daigu Into Soup: "@Dance King Uchiha, @Come Be My Son, what's up? Don't tell me you're too scared to share?"
Dance King Uchiha: "Hmph. It's just luck, nothing to be ashamed of. Here, see for yourselves."
Dance King Uchiha: [Image.jpg]
[Item: Master's Pole]
[As the Dance King of the Shinobi World, this kind of diverse dance skill suits you perfectly.]
[Comes with the innate mastery of pole dancing, showcasing the maximum beauty of the female form.]
No one knew what kind of expression Uchiha Madara made when he drew this, and the chat group even "helpfully" provided him with a pole dancing tutorial video.
Was it beautiful? Sure!
But what does this have to do with him?
Why would he need a dance designed to show off the female figure?
Do they expect him—Uchiha Madara—to perform a pole dance?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Brandon White couldn't help but click his tongue as he saw what Madara pulled. A pole imbued with automatic mastery of pole dance… drawn by Uchiha Madara, of all people. You couldn't make this up.
He thought that had to be the most embarrassing prize… but then Whitebeard's giant "life-size giant tribe doll" had him holding back laughter.
If it were human-sized, maybe he could keep a straight face, but with the chat group so "considerate" as to match it to Whitebeard's own size, the mental image was just too funny.
Ordinary Group Leader: "My stomach hurts from laughing.jpg"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Hahaha, what is up with you all! Postnatal pig care, a pole, and a life-size doll!"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Was there nothing normal in that draw pool? Hahahaha!"
Roxie lay in bed, body shaking with laughter, unable to hide the huge grin on her face.
All she could picture was Daigu helping with piglet deliveries, Madara spinning on a pole, and Whitebeard hugging a giant doll.
Dance King Uchiha: "These free draws never give you anything good!"
Come Be My Son: "Agreed."
Boil Daigu Into Soup: "I second that."
That's Just Meow: "Image.jpg"
[Item: Zoan Cat-Cat Fruit]
[Upon eating, you'll have all the abilities of a cat, including but not limited to super-fast reflexes, powerful senses of smell, and extreme flexibility.]
[Note: After eating, you'll be weak to seastone and seawater from the One Piece world. In other worlds, seawater effects are halved.]
That's Just Meow: "This is useless for me, meow. I already have all the cat powers there are, meow!"
Ordinary Group Leader: "The Cat-Cat Fruit… Technically just a regular Zoan-type, but compared to what Whitebeard and Madara got, Meowth's luck seems pretty good by comparison."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Is that just the power of context?"
The Worst Spirit: "We still haven't heard what Minato pulled, but seeing how you four are reacting, today is definitely not a lucky draw day."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Couldn't agree more."
Child of Nature: "…"
Child of Nature: "Honestly, drawing is all about Luck, not timing."
Child of Nature: "At least today, we get some psychological comfort. If I get something bad, there are already three people at the bottom."
Ordinary Group Leader: "You want to try?"
Child of Nature: "Sure, why not? After three 'bottom-tier' draws, what's the worst that can happen?"
Dance King Uchiha: "…"
Boil Daigu Into Soup: "…"
Come Be My Son: "…"
With those three to set the bar, how could he go wrong?
Brandon White didn't hesitate and opened up the lottery feature.
After all, how bad could luck be for someone who not only transmigrated but also got a chat group?
Those three? Total flukes.
Ding!
Congratulations, you have obtained the Character Template – Uchiha Obito. After fusion, you will possess all the abilities of the character.
Ding!
However, compatibility between the template and the user is only 3%. Unknown changes may occur after fusion.
The chat group's tone was as emotionless as ever, but this time the message was a little more interesting.
A template that lets you gain all of Uchiha Obito's abilities?
The chat group is really something; it can even do this.
So this lottery truly has everything in the pool.
"Still, only three percent compatibility… I guess it makes sense. I have pretty much nothing in common with Uchiha Obito."
Brandon shook his head. But honestly, he could understand.
Just look at Obito—he literally took on the whole world for one girl, Rin. Brandon couldn't imagine caring about someone that much.
He was satisfied with his current self and wasn't going to let his character change just for a power boost.
Besides, the only thing about Uchiha Obito he really wanted was Kamui.
Everything else—Wood Release, all those jutsu, even taijutsu—he wasn't all that interested in.
Wait, but what era's Obito was this?
Surely not just the Academy era?
Ding. The chat group detected your question and will strip template abilities accordingly.
Ding. Uchiha bloodline extracted. Mangekyō Sharingan extracted.
Ding. Would you like to fuse now?
"Not yet. Let me ask two more questions."
Brandon waved his hand, his eyes thoughtful.
"Does Uchiha Obito have Wood Release in this template?"
Ding. Uchiha Obito does not possess Wood Release.
"What about ninjutsu?"
Ding. Uchiha Obito does not possess ninjutsu.
"Are you kidding me?!"
Brandon rolled his eyes. Okay, maybe no Wood Release, but "no ninjutsu" at all? Surely even at the Academy, he knew the Three Basic Jutsu!
But with those answers, Brandon figured out how the templates worked:
"All abilities" really just meant natural, inborn abilities—bloodline, innate powers, etc.
Jutsu? External skills.
Taijutsu? External.
Genjutsu? Also external.
If it's something you learned later, it doesn't come with the template.
For Obito, that means the bloodline and Sharingan, and if he unlocked the Mangekyō, he'd get that too.
If it had been the Eternal Mangekyō, well, that would probably require a second set of eyes, and the chat group would treat that as an external power too.
And Rinnegan?
The Uchiha bloodline alone can't produce the Rinnegan.
So, again—external.