The next day, Hain, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by the noise outside. When she walked out, she saw Garp and Aokiji there.
Hain yawned: "Ah, another day I woke up to my own handsomeness. Being handsome is really annoying."
Flirting System: "Ding, congratulations to the Host for completing a Flirting Operation, Free Attribute +40. Flirting Coins +400."
Hain woke up instantly, and immediately exclaimed inwardly, the higher the sky is, the sexier we should be, until it reaches the sky!
Ignoring the frowns on the faces of the people around him, Hain continued, "Why are you looking at me like that? It's not my fault that I'm handsome. What can I do? I'm troubled too, okay?"
Flirting System: "Ding, congratulations to the Host for completing a Flirting Operation, Free Attribute +40. Flirting Coins +400."
Garp on the side tried his best to restrain his fists, while Aokiji was shivering with fear.
He had to get off the boat later.
This little b*****d really deserved a beating.
Moreover, he had beaten Aokiji 250 Baileys yesterday.
Looking at his mean look, he definitely didn't have the money to pay him back.
On the other side, Hain was ecstatic after two consecutive hits, so he continued: "Mr. Garp, Mr. Aokiji, I am so handsome, if others see me, will it cause jealousy and then get beaten?
In my hometown, there was a reader who was chased and hacked for three days and three nights because he was too handsome. It was really scary.
Also, there was one guy who was so handsome that he dazzled the girls and almost crashed into a telephone pole. I heard that he was called in for tea later...
Oh, this world is too dangerous. It turns out that being handsome is also a sin."
Flirting System: "Ding, congratulations to the Host for being so flirty, three consecutive critical hits, free attribute +120, flirting coins +1200."
Before Hain could be happy, Garp and Aokiji couldn't stand it anymore.
"Duang, duang."
Hain was punched by Garp and Aokiji respectively.
Garp's nostrils blew out two streams of hot air and he said angrily, "What's wrong with this kid? He deserves a beating so early in the morning."
Aokiji said, "Ah la la, Mr. Garp, I'm going to say goodbye to you right here."
Anyway, they were almost at their destination, so Aokiji quickly took out his bicycle and used his Frozen Fruit to ride it across the sea!
Garp waved his hand, ignored Hain who was lying on the deck, leaned back in his chair and drank his tea.
Hain happily called up the panel:
Host:Hain
Strength: 150 (100+50)
Agility: 100 (10+90)
Stamina: 400 (300+100)
Conqueror's Haki: lv1 (Stuns the opponent, can be released freely but cannot be controlled. Can also be used for entanglement attacks, but currently does not have the ability to entangle.)
Fengshao Coin: 2650.1
Space backpack: knife (sword)
After Hain distributed the data, he suddenly felt that his body was the same!
Running from the first floor to the fifth floor, without any pain in the waist or breathlessness...
.........
After a while, Garp saw Hain lying there all the time. He didn't use much strength just now!
So, Garp asked tentatively: "Hey, it's just a punch, it's not that serious, right?"
Hain stood up instantly and said, "What can I do? Where is Admiral Aokiji?"
Garp gave him a look of disdain. Kaidō: "He's out on business."
Hain asked: "Are we going to your hometown? Where is it?"
Garp Kaidō: "Almost there, East Blue, Windmill Village."
Hain tentatively checked Garp's data panel, and it was still full of question marks. The gap was indeed huge!
Originally Hain wanted to brush up some more attributes, but is it so easy to brush up the charm value?
This thing mainly depends on inspiration! Without inspiration, you can't be sexy no matter how hard you try...
I don't know how long it took, but the warship sailed into the harbor of Windmill Village.
Hain, who was following Garp, saw the villagers pointing and talking, and he couldn't help but complain, "Garp, you are at least a Vice Admiral of the Naval Headquarters, a very prestigious person, but your hometown is in such a remote mountain valley.
Look, when others see us like this, they think something big has happened here. Oh, I see, you built your home deep in the mountains because you are afraid that your enemies will come to you, right? Tsk, how embarrassing. "
Garp turned around and asked, "Why, you have an opinion?"
"Of course I have an opinion." Hain put his index fingers in front of him and touched them together, and said pitifully: "I only have 250 Baileys on me, and you took 200 Baileys. Don't you feel guilty?"
"Ahahaha." Garp's expression changed immediately. "Don't worry about those little details, Hain. I'll introduce my grandson to you later. His name is Monkey.D.Luffy. I'm sure you two will be able to chat with each other then."
Hain had no choice but to follow this shameless man. He couldn't beat him, so what else could he do? Those two hundred Baileys...
It's not that Hain is stingy, because the Fengshao coins in the Fengshao system are just numbers for the time being, and the system requires the data panel to reach a certain level before opening the system store...
After a while, I saw a house.
Garp went up and knocked on the door, but there was no response, so he knocked even harder.
Finally, a loud angry voice came from inside the room, "Which b*****d is disturbing my nap?"
Garp's face turned black. "It's me. Do you have any problem with that?"
After Dadan opened the door, he broke out in a sweat when he saw the evil star. "Mr. Garp, how come you have time to come here?"
Luffy, who had just returned, immediately shouted, "Grandpa, why are you here?"
Garp was about to speak when Hain spoke.
He pointed at Dadan and guessed, "I know, she must be the mother of the guy in the straw hat, right?"
What mother? She was still a virgin. So, she asked Hain in dissatisfaction: "Little ghost, what did you say?"
"Isn't it?" Hain scratched his head and suddenly said, "Oh, I know..."
Before he finished speaking, Garp asked with fishy eyes: "What do you know now?"
Hain put the back of his hand to his lips slyly, raised his eyebrows and whispered to Garp with a sly smile: "She must be your mistress, Mr. Garp, so you put her in this mountain valley to avoid being gossiped about by others, right?"
After saying that, Hain patted Garp's shoulder, who had a gloomy face, and comforted him: "Don't worry, I understand. As a man, I won't reveal what happened here. Just return the two hundred Baileys to me."
"Ding, congratulations to the Host for stunning everyone."
Everyone in the field was indeed stunned for a while by Hain's train of thought.
"Duang..." Garp blew out two streams of hot air from his nostrils, and said angrily: "This is my hometown, what the hell is in your head, stop guessing."
"Hahaha." Luffy rolled on the ground holding his stomach, laughing and asking, "Who is that? So funny..."
"Swish, duang..." Seeing Luffy's behavior, as if it had nothing to do with him, Garp got angry. So he dodged and hit Luffy directly.
Luffy cried out in pain, "Grandpa, why did you hit me? I didn't say anything about you."
Ignoring Luffy's complaints, Garp sighed and said, "Dadan, do you have any food left? I'm hungry."
Dadan said, "It's already late, why are you still eating? Go to the village and eat."
"Hey..." Garp looked at Hain depressedly and said, "Brat, come here, I'll introduce you to him."
Dadan exclaimed, "Garp, this isn't your grandchild again, is it? Do you really think this is a daycare center? Stop it, you b*****d."
Hain posed in a self-proclaimed handsome pose, and lifted his hair up with both hands. "Look carefully, how could someone as handsome as me be that old frivolous grandson? What kind of look is that? Bah..."
"duang..." Garp grabbed Hain violently, threw him next to Luffy and said, "Okay, you two introduce yourselves, I'm going back now." If he had known, he would not have taken the two hundred Baileys.
Luffy was instantly surprised, "Are you leaving? Great."
"Duang..." Garp hit Luffy and angrily lectured him, "Seeing your grandpa leaving, shouldn't you act like you're reluctant to let him go? You're pretending to be so happy. Is this the attitude of a grandson towards his grandfather? Idiot!"
Luffy covered his head and cried out in pain, "I'm sorry, Grandpa, take care."
Garp was very satisfied and said, "You two should get along well."
Looking at Garp's back, Dadan didn't even dare to fart. This old man was too scary, especially his fist, it hurt too much!!
Soon, Dadan said to Hain and Luffy outside: "You two bastards, go play by yourselves and don't disturb my sleep."
"Bang..."
The door is closed now?
The world is so fickle. Where is the hospitality we promised you?
Hain and Luffy blinked and looked at each other. Hain spoke first: "My name is Hain, what's your name?"
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