Ring, ring, ring, ring—
The alarm clock screamed, declaring the morning had arrived.
Ryujin groaned softly, reaching out to silence it. Instead of turning it off, he simply set it to silent mode. A long yawn escaped him—his whole body begging to go back to sleep.
After everything that had happened, he had finally told Mina that he already had a daughter.And he even introduced his daughter to his "second wife" officially.
Eri: "Papa, why are you such a playboy!?"Mina: "Eri-chan's right! Papa's really a bad guy!"Eri: "That's right, Mama Piggy!"
Ryujin could only laugh awkwardly.At this point, he was becoming the center of a little "family court" that seemed ready to judge him anytime.
Later, Momo's parents offered to take care of Eri for the day. They seemed to really adore her.
But what made Ryujin break into a cold sweat was the calm, icy words spoken by Momo's father:
Momo's Father: "You're dead if you ever make my granddaughter cry…"
…Gulp.
It felt as if Ryujin was facing a hidden boss in a game—without any weapons equipped.Truly, the cursed fate of an unlucky son-in-law.
But he brushed it aside for now.Today was important—it was the day they were heading off to the summer training camp!
Speaking of which… over the past few weeks, both Momo and Mina had asked their parents for permission to move in with him.
Permanently.
Of course, both fathers almost shot laser beams from their eyes in protest. Especially Mina's dad, whose "Overprotective Aura LV.999" could practically crush Ryujin without even using a special move.
But the mothers? They answered almost in unison:
Both Mothers: "Of course, no problem~!"
Ryujin remembered it vividly—the moment the girls got permission, they jumped him in a thunderous dual hug, locking him so tightly he could barely breathe. It felt like he almost suffocated to death in their embrace.
Since then, contacting his "hidden organization" had become more and more difficult.But honestly… trading it all for the chance to live with two beautiful women and one adorable daughter?Yeah, it was more than worth it.
Now it was the start of August.And soon—the long-awaited summer training camp would begin.
For the past two or three weeks since the summer break started, Momo and Mina had been staying at his house. The atmosphere was filled with warmth, chaos, and… a little uncontrollable lust at times.
That morning, Ryujin woke up first. He looked at the two girls still curled up under the blanket. Slowly, he tried to wake them with a gentle voice.
Ryujin: "Time to get up… it's morning already. You'll be late if you don't."
His deep, soft tone made them stir a little.But instead of getting up, they just pulled him closer—holding him tighter as if refusing to let go.
He sighed softly, a smile tugging at his lips.
Here we go again…
In the end, he had no choice but to take them to shower together.Otherwise, they'd probably arrive at camp after dark.
Truth be told… it had been like this many times already.And Ryujin was starting to get used to this warm, chaotic life.
Deep inside…he knew—nothing could ever be better than this.
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That morning, we were all ready to leave the house as planned.The Yaoyorozu family limousine was already waiting at the gate—along with Momo's father, who had come to see his daughter off.
On his head… was a ridiculously bright pink ribbon, tied firmly in place with multicolored rubber bands.
Ryujin turned away, desperately holding back his laughter until his face went stiff.Ryujin (thinking):"Ha… haha… How about that, Father-in-law? Still planning to threaten me like yesterday?"
He gave the older man a cheeky grin, almost taunting. Veins bulged visibly on the father's temple.
But before things could escalate, a bright, cheerful voice cut through the tension.
Eri: "Papa! Mama! Good morning!!"
She ran up and hugged the three of us with such force that Ryujin had to scoop her into the air, laughing warmly.Momo and Mina immediately joined in, playing with her.
Ryujin: "Good morning… my little snowball."Mina: "Good morning, Eri-chan~!"Momo: "Did you sleep well last night, Eri-chan? I hope you didn't have any more bad dreams."
Eri shook her head vigorously, smiling brightly before exclaiming with excitement:
Eri: "Nope! Last night I dreamed I had a little brother and sister!"
Ryujin nearly choked on his own spit. Both girls instantly turned bright red, while Eri just kept smiling innocently—melting Ryujin's heart on the spot.
Ryujin (thinking):"My sweet girl… Papa will do his very best for you!!"
But before he could say anything to the two embarrassed girls, Momo's father suddenly grabbed Ryujin by the head and forced him to face forward.
Momo's Father: "You bastard!!! If you get my daughter pregnant right now… YOU'RE DEAD!!!"
Ryujin swallowed hard and nodded quickly, like a soldier receiving an order from his general.
Meanwhile, little Eri was still running happily around them, her laughter mixing with the warm chuckles of Mina and Momo as they watched her fondly.
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Momo's father sent the four of us off in the Yaoyorozu family limousine, heading straight for U.A. where the training camp would begin. We'd packed for all four—since little Eri insisted on coming along, and with Aizawa-sensei's approval, there were no issues.
Well… except for one small problem.
Monoma: "What is this!? WHAT IS THIS!? Class 1-A has more failing students than Class 1-B!? You guys are supposed to be the elite! What happened to your pride?!"
THUNK!
Kendo: "Shut it, Monoma. Get back in line."
Eri: "…The dark side of U.A…"
Both classes gathered outside the school, waiting for our teachers to arrive.
Kazuma: "HEY! Listen up, you lot! Eri's coming with us, so you'd better behave yourselves!"
Everyone: "YEAH!!!"
Eri: "U-um… it's nice to meet you all!"
She giggled as I spoke, while the whole class started cracking the same old jokes. Ever since I'd taken Eri in, people had started calling me "new dad," while Momo and Mina got nicknamed "new moms." Honestly, as long as everyone treated Eri kindly, I was fine with it… hopefully.
Before long, Aizawa and Vlad King emerged from the building, papers in hand, ready to give their briefing.
Aizawa: "Alright, problem children. The first term is over. That means you're technically on break, but you're still hero students. Villains won't wait for you to be ready—so don't expect a vacation."
Vlad King: "At this camp, I want you all to go beyond—Plus Ultra! Break your limits and aim higher than ever! I know you can do it!"
Everyone: "Yes, sir!"
We all shouted in unison, fired up. After the short briefing, everyone piled into their respective buses. Even with all the noise and crowding, it was the one chance to enjoy ourselves before the challenges ahead.
Eri sat beside Momo, while I was stuck next to Aizawa-sensei as the student representative. I glanced over to see Eri happily chatting with her classmates: Momo smiled beside her, Kaminari tried joking with Ashido but got shut down, Hagakure was telling cute stories, and Asui asked if Eri wanted to meet her siblings someday.
I smiled at the heartwarming scene—until Aizawa called my name.
Aizawa: "Didn't you say you had an announcement to make to everyone? Now's your chance."
Right, I'd almost forgotten. Standing up, I grabbed the bus microphone.
Kazuma: "Everyone, I have something important to say. Please listen carefully."
The chatter died down as everyone turned their eyes on me.
Kazuma: "Ever since we met, we've been through so much together—ups, downs, and everything in between. No matter what happened, we've stood side by side."
The whole bus leaned in, listening intently. I glanced at Aizawa, then broke into a grin.
Kazuma: "…And so, what I want to say is—Sorry For Party Rocking!!!"
Aizawa: "Wha—WHAT?!"
Suddenly, music blasted through the bus. Somehow, Kazuma had pulled a small portable speaker from his pocket, and the beat dropped instantly.
MUSIC NAME [LMFAO - "Sorry For Party Rocking"]
Kazuma: "ALRIGHT, PEOPLE!!! TIME TO GO WILD!!! LET'S PARTY TILL WE DROP!!!"
Everyone: "YEEAAHH!!!"
Aizawa froze for a moment, blinking. Wait… THAT was the "important announcement"?
He glanced around the bus—only to realize it was already too late. Colorful lights started flashing from portable LEDs Kazuma had smuggled onboard, and loud music shook the seats. In less than a minute, the bus had turned into a full-on disco rave.
The students were dancing, laughing, and shouting along to the beat. Even Todoroki and Bakugo—yes, even them—were caught up in the madness.
Kazuma threw an arm around Todoroki's shoulder, dragging him into the dance circle. The poor guy looked completely lost, stiffly trying to keep up.
Earlier, Kazuma and Todoroki had managed to talk things out. Kazuma had realized Todoroki reminded him a little of Momo—serious, composed, with burdens of their own. Wanting to support him, Kazuma had decided not to hold grudges anymore.
So, with the most serious face possible, Kazuma leaned close and declared:
Kazuma: "If you ever NTR me, I swear—I'll wreck your ass."
Todoroki: … (??? system error ???)
The half-and-half boy froze, his mind shutting down completely. He had no response for that.
Meanwhile, Aizawa slumped in his seat, covering his face with his hand. But when he peeked through his fingers, a small smile tugged at his lips.
"…Thanks, Kazuma. At least you brought some life into this trip."
And in the bus trailing behind, Class 1-B sat in quiet order, blinking in confusion as they saw the entire bus ahead of them flashing with neon lights, blasting music loud enough to rattle the windows.
Monoma (glaring): "…Unbelievable. They can't even take a bus ride seriously."
But to Class 1-A?It was already the best start to the summer camp.
MUSIC NAME [LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem]
[Dj Hero - Daft Punk - Megamix 2 - Clean High Quality]
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Everyone was still having fun, but Aizawa thought to himself: "Once we get there… the fun's over."
One hour later
The buses stopped in an unfamiliar area where a few other vehicles were parked. The teachers from both classes stepped out and announced that we had finally reached our destination. We expected maybe a gas station or at least a rest stop, but instead, it was nothing but a vast, sprawling wilderness.
Eri: "So cute!!"
Eri's eyes widened in awe as she pointed at Pony standing nearby.
Pony: "Really… I think you're cute too!"
Eri: "Thank you! You're just like me—you have a horn too!"
Pony: "Yay! Pervert friends!"
Ashido: "Hey! Count me in! Let's make a pervy club together!"
Pony tried her hardest to speak Japanese with Eri, even though she wasn't very fluent yet. She had been studying as much as possible so she could connect better with others. Hey—what matters most is the effort!
Mineta: "Bathroom!! I gotta pee!!"
While Mineta was about to face his personal crisis, a black van pulled up, revealing a group of UA's "secretly funded" pro trainers.
???: "Yo, Eraser! Long time no see!"
We all turned just in time to see two women step out—one dressed in a pink cat outfit, the other in blue.
???: "With sparkling eyes—LOCK ON!!"???: "Claw Cat Stinger!!"Both: "WILD, WILD PUSSYCATS!!!"
Aizawa: "These are the pro heroes who'll be working with us during the training camp."
Kan (Vlad King): "So students, listen to them! Treat them with the same respect you give your UA teachers!"
Kaminari: "Yo, we've got MILFs now—"
Pixie-Bob: "My heart's forever 18, you damn brat!!"
I couldn't help but laugh at my classmate's misfortune as I glanced toward the vast forest below. I sighed, then smiled, already knowing what was about to happen in the next few minutes.
Mandalay: "We own all this land here. Your lodging will be at the foot of that mountain."
The entire class froze, realizing just how far away it was—and why the buses had really stopped here.
Sero: "Hey… why don't we just get back on the bus?"Awase: "For once, I completely agree."
The uneasiness spread quickly as their cheerful faces began to change into nervous, anxious ones.
I let out a loud laugh, drawing everyone's attention toward me. I stepped to the edge, peering at how far down it really was, before turning to the two flashy cat-women with a daring grin.
Kazuma: "How many hours are we talking here?"
Pixie-Bob: "Oho~ We've got a challenger, huh? It usually takes about three hours. Feel like cutting that down for us~?"
She smiled brightly at me. I looked back at Eri-chan and smirked.
Kazuma: "Two hours then. If I win, make sure I get my own private room."
The two Pussycats exchanged confused looks—until I ruffled Eri's hair to show what she meant to me. Their confusion was quickly answered by Aizawa.
Aizawa: "That's Eri. The girl he rescued. She's now officially his daughter—and those two girls, the black-haired one and the pink-skinned one…"
He gestured toward Momo and Mina, confirming the situation.
The two pro heroes were clearly shocked—this boy was pulling off a double combo.
I grinned at Eri once more, then told her to stick with Aizawa.
Then—with a bold laugh—I leapt straight off the cliff. The others immediately rushed after me.
Izuku: "Let's go, Ochako! Full Cowl, 20%!"Ochako: "Yeah! Let's do it!"
Both jumped down in the same direction, followed closely by the rest.
Bakugo: "Screw this! No way I'm letting Deku get ahead of me!!"Todoroki: "I've got something to prove… how far I've come."Iida: "Let's go, Class 1-A! We can't leave our representative alone down there!"Kendo: "Class 1-B, we're going too! Let's show them our determination!"
Class 1-B: "YEAH!!"
MUSIC NAME [Guerrilla Radio]
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Kazuma: "Momo-chaaan~! Be a dear and whip me up a grenade launcher, will ya?"
In no time at all, everyone leapt down—right into the den of monsters waiting for us. I raised my head, spotting the horde of beasts swarming across the field.
On my right: Class 1-A.On my left: Class 1-B.And me? Standing dead center… with a freshly-made grenade launcher in hand.
Kazuma: "Time to raise some hell, you bastards!!!"
Class 1-A & 1-B (together): "Oooooooh!!!"
I roared at the top of my lungs, their voices rising to meet mine in perfect unison. Without hesitation, I charged forward first, grenade launcher slung and ready—both classes rushing at my sides as we all stormed the earthen monsters blocking our path.