"If I hadn't bought a five-yuan croissant the size of a fingernail, I'd almost believe your nonsense."
"A carrot cake for 68 yuan."
"You think that's bad? I once bought a serving of cucumber slices for 128 yuan, which was probably just a cucumber and a half at most."
"A vegetable salad for 99 yuan per serving, barely enough to fill the gaps between your teeth."
"What about a regular eraser for 98 yuan?"
"Getting off topic, we're discussing whether a ramen chef from Japan can make a decent bowl of scallion oil noodles."
"I doubt it; Boss Wang beat him so badly today that even his mama-san wouldn't recognize him."
"Do you think Boss Wang will keep making noodles tomorrow?"
"Wow, going all out, huh? If Boss Wang keeps making noodles tomorrow, does this peach blossom even have a path left?"
"Having no path is better. How dare this jerk hang such a sign? I'd like to see him try that in his Shanghai shop!"
