Chapter 15: You Country Bumpkins, Haven't You Seen Moonblast Before?
2024-05-15 Author: Samsung Charmander
"Hey, hey, hey, wake up, buddy. You're just in a Soul State right now, don't get too carried away."
Blue (manga character) immediately threw a bucket of cold water on him.
"If we don't hurry up and find a solution, when Blue gets married and has kids in a few years, I'll have to watch a live broadcast of it!"
At this thought, Blue (manga character) couldn't help but shudder.
"The worst part is, I'm Spirit Sharing with her..."
Red: "..."
Blue (manga character) suddenly patted Red's shoulder again and comforted him:
"But you don't have to worry. I've observed this youth named Ash. He has an astonishing physique, a real steel-hard tough guy. Even in another 20 years, he might not be able to find a girlfriend."
"Just like you."
She added.
Red: "..."
As expected, women are so much trouble...
After some discussion, they reached a unanimous conclusion.
Body Snatching was out of the question. Ash and Blue were like versions of themselves from Another World; they couldn't just snuff out themselves, could they?
One option was to find researchers like those in Team Rocket, the kind who conduct Biochemical Experiments, and have them help create a Corporeal Body.
After all, they could even create Mewtwo, an almost Invincible Pokemon. A Black Technology that could transfer a Soul into a new Corporeal Body might also be achievable.
If it couldn't be done with the power of human technology...
Then they could only ask the Deities for help.
In this World, there were plenty of Legendary Pokémon with mystical powers. Surely, one that could help them existed.
On this matter, the two of them had formed their second united front.
The first, of course, was to team up and give Gary and Green a sound beating.
"Since we're done discussing things, I should help this girl catch a Clefairy. After seven days of self-restraint and getting nothing, I'm afraid she'll really have a Qi Deviation."
Blue (manga character) stretched lazily, extending her body.
Then she got up, pulled Red to a bush next to the High Platform, and the two of them carefully concealed themselves.
"In that world, I also caught a Clefairy on Mt. Moon. Generally, on Monday nights, the Clefairy swarm places Moon Stones on that High Platform as an offering and performs a mysterious Ritual. They weren't wrong about that part."
Hearing this, Red frowned. They had already been waiting for seven or eight hours.
Could it be that the Clefairy only appear in the dead of night?
"Idiot. It's a mysterious Ritual, of course they won't come out when humans are around. The Clefairy are probably getting impatient."
Sure enough, the two had only just laid low for a moment.
With no trace of humans left, a dark shadow suddenly emerged from a crevice in the rock wall.
It was an adorable pink Pokemon, cautiously looking around. The humans from before should be gone, right?
After a while, it finally let down its guard and happily called into the crevice, as if summoning its companions.
"Clefairy~" "Clefairy~" "Clefairy~"
Before long, Clefairy emerged from the crevice one by one in a line, dozens of them in total.
A few of the stronger Pink Devils were even carrying a Meteorite nearly a meter wide. It seemed this was the object they used for their Ritual.
Blue (manga character) suddenly asked with a grin:
"Hey, what do you think would happen if we suddenly ran out and scared them? When the Clefairy go back, would they beat the stuffing out of that sentry Clefairy?"
Red: "..."
He edged a little farther away.
She was being ridiculous.
The Clefairy worked together to lift the Meteorite onto the fenced High Platform.
They first called out while circling the High Platform, then began to move one after another, hopping and skipping as if performing some kind of dance ritual.
"How are you going to catch one?"
Red couldn't help but ask curiously.
With such a large family of Clefairy, the best way would be to just throw a rock; you could probably knock one out with your eyes closed.
"I have my own methods, of course."
Blue (manga character) smiled smugly and pulled a Poké Ball from her waist. A red light flashed, and another Pink Devil appeared in front of them.
Only its Physique was much larger than a Clefairy's, and it was quite chubby.
"Pokedex Beep. Clefable, the Clefairy Pokemon. It is Haunter's favorite Food."
Red's Pokedex automatically reported.
The two of them: "..."
Hearing this, Blue (manga character) frowned. This damn Pokedex was worse than a brick. What kind of nonsense was that?
Besides, doesn't he know to set the Pokedex to vibrate during a mission?
"Go, Clefable. Help me lure a cute Clefairy over."
Blue (manga character) then instructed in a low voice:
"Also, grab two Moon Stones while you're at it."
"Clefable~"
The Clefable nodded and hopped its way toward the group of Clefairy.
Its sudden appearance gave the Clefairy a big scare.
But they quickly realized it was one of their elders and invited it to join the Ritual.
Step one of the abduction: infiltration.
Clefable put on a harmless smile and adorably began to play drop the handkerchief with the Clefairy...
Red suddenly spoke up, "This Clefable of yours... could it be..."
"Mhm, I brought it over from that world."
Blue (manga character) nodded. For the first time, a trace of seriousness appeared amidst her playful expression.
"Luckily, they came over with me. Otherwise, I might have become as withdrawn as you."
Red was silent. He understood the feeling.
He was also thankful that his Pokemon from that world had not been erased.
Compared to the transmigration itself, he was more willing to believe that this was the greatest gift heaven had bestowed upon him.
"But is this girl really that clueless? I put Clefable's Poké Ball on her belt, and she still hasn't noticed."
Blue (manga character) smacked her own head hard.
Hearing this, Red fell silent.
The Poké Ball for his Round-faced Pikachu had also been on Ash's belt this whole time, and it hadn't been discovered yet either.
Now, he had to get up in the middle of the night every day to find Food for his own Pikachu.
Maybe this is what it means to be simple and sincere?
Meanwhile, Clefable and the Clefairy had completed their dance ritual.
It was now time to distribute Moon Stones to the Clefairy of a sufficient Level, allowing them to complete their Evolution.
As for the Clefable that had evolved in the past?
They were naturally hidden deep within Mt. Moon, making more Clefairy...
"Clefable~"
The Clefable, having already integrated into the group, suddenly called out.
The meaning was roughly: the Outside World is vast, which brave warrior is willing to conquer it with me?
Step two of the abduction: reason with them.
"Clefairy..."
The group of Clefairy all shook their heads. They clearly preferred to play happily in this carefree place.
However, the Clefable noticed one little Clefairy that showed a look of interest.
So the Clefable pointed at it: "Clefable~"
"Clefairy~"
That Clefairy fell into a state of conflict.
"Clefairy!" "Clefairy!!"
Seeing that this outsider Clefable actually wanted to take away one of their kin, the surrounding Clefairy's adorable expressions instantly changed, and they began to berate it.
A few of the stronger Clefairy even leaped to the Meteorite and broke off several pieces of Fossil Gravel. The next second, the unique Light of Evolution enveloped these few Clefairy.
Instantly, several more Clefable appeared, their Physiques in no way inferior to Blue's (manga character). From the looks of it, a fight was about to break out.
"Clefable!?"
Blue's (manga character) Clefable's expression also changed in an instant, veins popping on its pink forehead.
After following a master like her for so long, did they really think it was still that innocent and adorable creature?!
Pzzzt...!
It was seen fiercely raising its fleshy palm, where a pink Light Cluster quickly condensed.
As Power was channeled into it, the Light Cluster suddenly shot into the air, transforming into terrifying pink Fairy Energy that detonated in the Sky.
Moonblast!!
The Aura of the Fairy Type Special Attack blasted the Native Clefairy and Native Clefable right in the face.
This was a Power they could use?
They had never seen anything like it!
Blue's (manga character) Clefable, however, clapped its hands in satisfaction, its expression seeming to say one thing.
"You Kanto country bumpkins? Haven't seen Moonblast before, have you?"
Step three of the abduction: you've got to have the Muscle!
"Clefairy!"
And that little Clefairy, after seeing this cluster of pink Light, immediately made up its mind and decided to leave with the Clefable.
It had never seen such a powerful Move!
The other Clefairy could only watch with envious expressions as that one Clefairy left with the Clefable.
As Blue's (manga character) Clefable was leaving, it also casually broke off a large chunk of the Meteorite, then shot a Taunt-like glance around before swaggering off.
Its attitude was extremely arrogant!
In front of the bushes.
"Well done, Clefable!"
Blue (manga character) rubbed Clefable's pink head. Clearly, that split-second change in expression was a Skill it had learned from her, down to the very essence.
Then Blue (manga character) turned her gaze to the Clefairy beside them.
Judging by its Physique, it must be a baby that was born not long ago.
"So, Clefairy, are you willing to travel with me?"
"Clefairy~"
The Clefairy nodded adorably.
Without a Battle, Blue (manga character) successfully managed to Catch the Clefairy with great ease.
Next, she took the Meteorite that Clefable handed over. A quick glance revealed it contained the equivalent of nearly five Moon Stones.
"Everyone who sees it gets a share. Don't say your big sis doesn't look out for you."
Saying this, Blue (manga character) broke off a small piece and tossed it to Red, who was beside her.
Red: "..."
He looked at his piece of meteorite fragment. Besides the useless Shell, there were no usable Moon Stones left in it.
He fell into a long silence.
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(My bros, you know what to do.)