Chapter 263: The Father Who Wants to Feed His Baby Coffee
POW!
Kenji was kicked in the face by a jade-like foot and fell directly to the ground.
Elysia shouted, a little shyly, "You're a grown man, and you're still..."
She clutched her chest. Fighting with the two little ones for food... Hoshi-Kenji, you're really something else. Not to mention the little ones, but for a grown man to do such a thing... she was really embarrassed.
"I just forgot what it tasted like and wanted to try it again," Kenji said, rubbing his face. A faint, red footprint was left on his cheek. He was just curious; he didn't have any special hobbies. Was this really necessary?
"Dame~♪! As a mature father, you need to be a little more stable," Elysia said, crossing her arms in front of her. No matter what Kenji said, she would not agree.
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Streaming Light was watching TV when she suddenly felt two small hands on her tail. She looked down and saw that little Qin Ya, not at all shy, had crawled over from Elysia and was now touching her tail. This human cub is quite cute.
She gently picked up little Qin Ya to watch TV with her. A bosom even more bountiful than Elysia's pressed against the baby's head.
Streaming Light casually took out a Mermaid's Tear and gently placed it in little Qin Ya's mouth. The incomparably delicious taste made the little one's starry eyes sparkle, and a cute arc formed on her lips.
The corner of Elysia's mouth twitched. Who did this little glutton inherit that from? It's so hard to guess. She wasn't even this happy when she was drinking milk. But... can I use this as a substitute? The Mermaid's Tears were more nutritionally complete and comprehensive. They could be absorbed instantly, with no downsides at all.
Little Qin Shi looked on eagerly. He also wanted to enjoy such a wonderful treat like his sister.
"Little Qin Shi, do you want to drink some of Daddy's coffee?"
At this moment, Kenji took out Himeko's coffee, a kind, fatherly smile on his face. This was the last cup he had gotten from Himeko. He would leave it for his precious son.
Mmm-mmm...
Although he didn't know what it was, little Qin Shi's head shook like a rattle-drum. He knew it was definitely not something good.
"Is that your biological son?" Saber Alter asked suspiciously. She had drunk this coffee before. Even she, an adult, had fainted. What about a child who had just been born a few days ago? It wasn't that she was being suspicious, but that Kenji's actions were just too ridiculous.
"If you don't eat bitterness now, there will be no bitterness to eat in the future," Kenji said seriously, with no hint of a joke in his expression.
Saber Alter: "..."
Listen to yourself. Are those even human words? But, thinking about it, it was true. With parents like these, they could indeed choose to lie flat from birth.
Elysia's mouth twitched. She didn't think little Qin Shi wouldn't suffer in the future. There would be no suffering from the outside world, but there would be the "love" (suffering) from this old father of his. Oh well, a child's childhood had to be complete. She believed Kenji knew what he was doing.
"That's not right. Look how good I was to my son, Mordred," Saber Alter said, shaking her head.
Kenji couldn't hold back a smile. It was true; she was so good to him. Artoria had run Mordred through with a spear, and then Mordred had split her head open. Fatherly "kindness" and filial "piety" were on full display, making others feel ashamed of their inadequacy.
"Saber Alter, that Artoria with the ahoge and the big-chested Lion King have met."
Saber Alter's hand, which was holding a potato chip, paused. "What did they do when they met?" The Lion King... her assets were too large.
"Met up, and then... beat up Merlin?"
Kenji thought for a moment. Merlin had been stabbed by both "dopeys," one with a sword and one with a spear.
CRUNCH!
With a crisp sound, Saber Alter crushed the potato chip in her hand into powder and shot to her feet with a swoosh.
"They're beating up that guy Merlin, and they didn't even invite me?!" Anyway, he couldn't be killed. It was a perfect way to vent.
"I'll take you there in a few days." Anyway, there were already two "dopeys." Even with three, the only one suffering would be Merlin. Compared to Artoria's and the Lion King's restraint, Saber Alter would go straight for the ultimate move on Merlin.
[Lady Justice]: "@Star Forger Kenji, Rhinedottir and the others want me to become the new Heavenly Principles. Should I accept?"
[Star Forger]: "The Heavenly Principles isn't dead, is she?"
[Lady Justice]: "They said this was the will of the Heavenly Principles. She woke up for a bit, and now all of Teyvat is surrounded by the walls I built."
She wasn't stupid. She could understand. Reading between the lines, it all spelled out "retirement." What was wrong with everyone? They all wanted to retire, one after another.
[Galactic Baseballer]: "Model Worker Furina."
[Galactic Baseballer]: "Do you guys want to experience the thrill of crashing through the Amber King's wall?"
The Astral Express driven by the Boss was just that tough. Even the Amber King's wall could be easily broken through.
[Monkey D. Kizaru]: "The Amber King is an Aeon, isn't he? Why are you crashing into his wall?"
[Dian Mei Ruan]: "Was this Aha's idea?"
She had indeed heard news of the Amber King's great hammer falling.
[Galactic Baseballer]: "I'm not sure. Aha made the suggestion, and Boss Akivili floored it. After crashing through the wall, we were almost hammered into beef balls by the Amber King. Luckily, we ran fast."
She had never experienced anything so thrilling. Life and death in a single moment. They had almost gone to trailblaze another world. But she felt that Boss Akivili hadn't been forced into it. That pure trailblazing look in his eyes couldn't be faked. It was exceptionally sharp and excited.
[Stank]: "Are you Nameless a proper organization?"
The boss leads the charge in this kind of thing. Can the people under him be any better?
[Galactic Baseballer]: "Of course we're proper! Who in the universe doesn't know the reputation of the Nameless?"
[Brother Scorching Sun]: "I'd like to ask... you Nameless are coming to Omphalos. Is it really just for simple trailblazing?"
Bai'e felt that these people were not to be trifled with. Was Omphalos big enough for them to play in?
[Galactic Baseballer]: "I swear on my integrity, it will definitely be a trailblazing experience."
[Ghost of the Uchiha]: "You're swearing on your integrity again? Stelle, how much integrity do you have left? You should be in debt by now, right?"
[The One Who Will Win]: "You have to have integrity in the first place to swear on it."
[Star Forger]: "Wherever the Nameless go, they are the center of attention."
[Gudako]: "Let me translate. In layman's terms, that means they're a jinx. Wherever they go, something happens, and it's not a small something."
[Galactic Baseballer]: "You're the jinx! It was all an accident! I highly suspect we were set up by a certain capitalist!"
[God's Tongue]: "Stelle, isn't there that Elio who writes the scripts? Maybe he's the cause."
[Galactic Baseballer]: "That's true! He led us to the Xianzhou, and we ran into the Stellaron Hunters again at Penacony. I now suspect that Black Swan is also a member of the Stellaron Hunters, isn't she?"
[Star Forger]: "You're not wrong. Jail Goose is an unofficial member of the Stellaron Hunters."
Jail Goose must have received Elio's script and then, following the flow, led the Astral Express to Omphalos (smirk).
At Omphalos, Jail Goose wasn't in the trailblazing team. She must have gone back to the Stellaron Hunters' headquarters to report on her battle achievements. Jail Goose hasn't shown her face much for so many versions; she must be up to something.