Trick exploiting situation failed, Iroha improvised, switched frontal attack.
"Senpai, just curious, bit wanna gossip your love life. No bad intent! Trust me!"
"That's bad intent. Even trust you, won't tell such. Give up."
"How make you talk? Want... this?" Rubbed thumb index, Iroha showed materialistic expression, gesture full implied meaning.
Yuu rolled eyes. Mimicked finger-rub: "Then give you more this. How tell all guys liked since born till now?"
Finished speaking, Iroha quick crossed arms cautious. Machine-gun spoke: "Senpai, try dig girl private life money? Sorry, too sly. Prefer open. Really wanna know, ask direct. Though not much talk, still tell. Calm!"
Finished breathless. Satisfied nodded, elegantly flicked short flaxen hair shoulder.
"How?"
"Bravo, bravo."
Yuu clapped emotionless.
(Small, but lung capacity big.)
(Suits balloon blowing.)
"You calm too, sly or open, won't tell word."
"Damn, defense truly iron wall, Senpai."
Iroha hissed, not shocked.
No big hope, knew other no reason tell.
Ultimately, just curious. Since unwilling talk, no need force ask.
Seeing Iroha intent give up, Yuu relieved smiled:
"Just no need talk. Iron wall, your other Senior fits..."
"Oh~—" Iroha instant knew who meant. Slightly opened mouth, shocked sound: "But Senpai, however thick Woman's wall, not ironer than you, right?"
"Can't compare man woman standards."
Raised finger, Yuu serious tone as seminar opening. Explained earnestly: "Think girls met yesterday. Who cotton, who iron wall, clear, right?"
"Though not hate, think unique charm, fact-wise..."
"Fact-wise?"
"...Resolute iron wall will. Though reliable, makes worry. Hard easily breaks."
Finished, Yuu natural turned Yukino ghost-like appeared behind. Gaze soft affectionate. Spoke:
"Morning, darling."
"Morning, darling... Tenkuji-kun sweet-talking when guilty."
Menacing aura enveloped. Yukino crossed arms chest. Cold smiled.
"Topic sounds fun. Join?"
"No, not fun topic..."
Stared beautiful murderous eyes, Yuu bet, other imagined him punished kneeling confessing.
Gossiping behind, caught red-handed, really happened...
"Senpai, morning~"
Beside, Iroha shrunk shoulders. Greeted small voice.
Same time, secretly distanced Yuu avoid cold air.
Cautious look exactly widow seducing neighbor husband, caught by wife back shopping. Hurried pretend just visit, ready flee.
Paused staring Yuu, Yukino turned. Expression cold, voice soft.
"Morning, Isshiki-san."
Knowing place unsafe linger, Iroha glanced obedient-faced Yuu gleeful. Firm chose escape: "Then, see ya! Talk first, I'm back!"
Before, cunning Yuu soft muttered: "You said iron wall first..."
Yukino, about face him, raised brow, gaze back.
Iroha's body descending stairs froze. Thought moment, eyes sudden rolled. Turned, righteous face:
"Senpai, report! Senpai just said, though pretty girl, rain-soaked removed shoes still smelly!"
Yuu: "???"
"...Said that?"
Yukino gazed listless. As saw meter bar slowly filling beside head.
Embarrassed or angry, unclear face, clearly bad.
Yuu hurried defend: "No, didn't say... Never thought!"
"Hah, lie when cornered. Truly you."
Seemed disappointed, Yukino indifferent withdrew gaze. Not continued upstairs. Turned, descended. Looked very angry, ready skip go home.
Note, downstairs Iroha vanished since when. Ran faster rabbit.
"Where going?"
Yuu reflex called. Odd deja vu.
Right, yesterday committee, same question similar tone...
Stepped first floor, Yukino held rail, turned. As thought same, naughty smile cold face.
"No need wait here. Back class~"
Endured shame test, Yuu unchanged expression: "Class J not there."
"Don't care, I've business."
Squinted slight displeased. Long black tin-like hair spun air. Yukino rushed health room, ignored.
Saw destination, stair Yuu instant understood.
(This girl cares that comment. Plans health room dry feet first, back class alone, so I don't smell odd!)
(Damn, what adorable creature?)
Couldn't hold sigh, Yuu muttered girlfriend-hearable tone: "Told morning, careful shoes no water..."
"..."
Yukino no reply. Only ears secretly reddened. As fleeing, figure quick vanished health room door.
Seeing thus, Yuu happily hummed. Slowly walked up hands pocket.
School people gradually increased. Morning lively youthful. As clock hands shifted quiet to bustling, each classroom like stage, played different scenarios.
Prep bell rang. Day lessons soon start.