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Chapter 2 - Welcome to ... whatever this is

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I opened my eyes like I had just woken up from a long nap... or maybe a hit on the head. 

What I saw in front of me was the literal definition of *nothing*. 

Everything was white—the walls, the ceiling, the floor... just an endless white void. 

And yet, it wasn't cold like I expected. 

Actually, I didn't feel anything. No heat, no chill... just me.

I looked at my body—still there, thankfully. That was comforting, I guess. 

I touched my head and yep, there it was… pain. The spot where the air conditioner hit me. 

An air conditioner! 

Is there a more embarrassing way to die? I don't think so. 

But… am I really dead? 

Everything says "yes," but deep down something inside me whispered, "You're still alive." 

And that's when fear started to sink in. 

This place… this void… it wasn't just a dream.

I looked down. No floor. Literally, nothing under me. 

And yet I wasn't falling. 

Was I in the Isekai Waiting Room? 

Would a beautiful girl show up now and say:

> "Takero, you are the chosen one! Save our world!"

It would be great , but I really hope I don't have to save anything. 

But I *am* curious to meet the girl.

Suddenly, a voice shattered the silence:

> "You're awake, Takashi-kun."

I froze. My heart jumped, dropped, and jumped again. 

She's here! She's—

Wait. 

That voice… was *male*?

I turned around. 

Standing behind me was a sharp-looking man in a suit, tie perfectly in place, hair neatly styled. 

I blurted out:

— "Noel?!"

He blinked, slightly confused, then raised an eyebrow.

— "How did you know my name?"

I pointed at his chest with the confidence of a man who's seen too many anime:

— "It's on your name tag, genius."

He looked down, read it, then mumbled:

— "Oh… right."

Great. 

The *one* good cliché I was hoping for didn't even happen. 

No magical girl, no glowing summoning circle, no desperate kingdom begging for a hero. 

Just… a guy in a suit.

I sighed and decided it was time for the good old Q&A.

— "Mr. Noel... I'm alive, right?"

He gave me a calm smile and replied:

— "Yes, you're alive. That air conditioner didn't kill you. 

In fact, it wasn't even the reason you got transferred. 

It was just a random coincidence that it happened right before your shift."

...

I stared into the void. 

Those were the most painful words I've ever heard. 

It's like all the air conditioners of the world teamed up to slap me before I left Earth.

> "You're not leaving without a farewell dent, Takero!"

I exhaled slowly.

— "Okay, let me guess… You want me to save your world, right? Sorry, not interested."

Noel chuckled, as if I'd just told the joke of the year:

— "Save the world? Oh no, no… It's not like that at all. 

Actually, you're supposed to be executed."

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