"Brother, you're the one who killed my brother."
The furious message lit up guild chat like a sword through silence. For a moment, even the spells on the battlefield seemed to pause. Kim Suho arched an eyebrow and grinned. His fingers danced lightly on the keyboard, typing two simple words.
"Damn right."
The response came instantly, dripping with arrogance. "You've got guts. I'll crush you first. I've never killed a god-equipped account before."
The chat window blinked out, replaced by a storm of incoming skills. Fireballs exploded across the terrain, arrows rained down like steel hail, and thunderbolts split the sky of Horny Princess Online's battlefield. The wilderness roared with chaos.
Suho's avatar staggered under the onslaught. His health bar dipped slightly—one, maybe two ticks. With a flick of his wrist, he popped a potion. The red bar soared back to full. "That's it? You people call this power? Feels like a mosquito trying to bite through armor."
