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Chapter 307 - Chapter 307: That’s Too Criminal

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I have to say, this Clown kaidan had a lot of good things on him, and he really extorted some items.

Amamiya Natsuki put away the spoils with satisfaction, waved his hand, and bid farewell.

Leaving the zoo.

The night grew deeper.

"Should we go back to the restaurant first?" Fujiwara Chika suggested, "Maybe there will still be straggling players."

Kitagawa Marin nodded in agreement: "Chika is right."

Amamiya Natsuki nodded: "Back to the restaurant."

The group walked through the Haunted Town and returned to the restaurant. Amamiya Natsuki and Juju continued to work, as things should be seen through to the end. The other players waited in the park near the restaurant.

Unfortunately, no other passerby players appeared until the restaurant closed.

"Manager, goodbye."

Amamiya Natsuki bid farewell to the manager, took the leftover scraps from when he made Dark Cuisine, and walked out of the restaurant with Juju.

Arriving at the park.

"Natsuki-sama!"

"Natsuki-kun."

"Natsuki, are you done with work?"

Seeing Amamiya Natsuki approach, the players in the dilapidated park came forward one after another.

"I'm back." Amamiya Natsuki handed a portion of Dark Cuisine to Chika, "Let's go, back to school."

Fujiwara Chika took the Dark Cuisine, held it in her arms, and walked briskly: "Hurry, hurry, Hanako-chan must be impatient already."

"Speaking of which…" secretary extended her delicate pink tongue, gently licked her lips, her pretty face full of anticipation, "Can we have another bite of Dark Cuisine?"

Those few Dark Cuisine dishes in the hotel dream cycle left a super deep impression on Fujiwara Chika.

Delicious.

Delicious!

Still delicious!

In ancient times, some people were even willing to risk their lives to taste the deliciousness of fugu.

However, Fujiwara Chika had already eaten fugu dishes, and they were indeed delicious, but compared to Dark Cuisine, they paled in comparison.

As a true gourmet connoisseur, Fujiwara Chika super wanted another bite.

Amamiya Natsuki walked and said:

"To be honest, it's not necessarily impossible."

"Eh, can we eat more?" Kitagawa Marin also looked over with a face full of anticipation, raising her right hand and saying, "Natsuki, I want another bite too!"

Shinomiya Kaguya did not speak, but her pretty face also showed a hint of anticipation.

As the young lady of a capitalist, her family naturally had professional chefs, but they were just mortals and simply couldn't make dishes that glowed.

"Is it really that delicious?"

Hayasaka Ai pushed up her glasses on her nose and asked curiously.

"It can no longer be described as delicious, it's a miracle!" Kitagawa Marin put her right hand on her hip, extended a finger, and said, "How should I put it… In short, when you take the first bite, your mind goes blank, and you can't stop until you finish eating."

"Natsuki-kun, hurry up and tell us." Fujiwara Chika urged, "Didn't you just say we could have another bite?"

"You can eat it, but it's very dangerous. Let me give you an example." Amamiya Natsuki said, "In late spring and early summer, after a Guyu rain, mountains of mushrooms will grow in the forests. Besides a few edible mushrooms, most mushrooms are very dangerous."

"Dark Cuisine is like those mushrooms."

"They look vibrant and tempting, but the outcome after eating them is unpredictable. Although they won't kill you, there's a high chance of random side effects, such as giggling foolishly, talking to the air, rolling on the ground, and talking to the air, and so on."

"Then forget it, I won't eat it." Kitagawa Marin quickly shook her head, her tone regretful, "It sounds very dangerous."

In contrast, Fujiwara Chika did not give up immediately, her pretty face only showing struggle.

"If it's just these…"

Hey, hey, what do you mean by 'just these'? It's already bad enough!

Secretary's tone was firm: "The first time I ate fugu with my parents, my dad said that ancient people eating fugu was very dangerous, even costing their lives. Even so, countless brave individuals were willing to risk their lives for deliciousness."

"It's decided, I'll eat it!"

Fujiwara Chika clenched her pink fists, as if a warrior about to swear an oath: "There's no gain without effort. If you're unwilling to try even a little danger, how can you reach the peak of deliciousness?"

"A three-second hero, or a coward who regrets for a lifetime? Of course, I choose the former!"

You're unwilling to give up even with such danger, you really are a super glutton!

"Wow, Chika is amazing!"

Kitagawa Marin said with admiration.

Shinomiya Kaguya gently moved her pink lips, and said helplessly: "…As expected."

As early as junior high, after returning from a summer vacation, during autumn classes, Fujiwara Chika had mentioned that she found many insects quite delicious, and even wrote a guide for insect evaluation…

That's right, this Fujiwara, who is pink from her hair to her skin and looks like a harmless beautiful girl, is actually an Cancer of Earth who can even smile while eating insects.

"I remember now." Amamiya Natsuki looked at Chika and said, "Ordinary people who eat Dark Cuisine might also experience another side effect."

"What side effect?" Fujiwara Chika looked up, fearless, "Just say it, I'm not afraid!"

"I'm really going to say it?"

"Say it!"

Amamiya Natsuki lowered his voice and said meaningfully:

"According to statistics, a very small number of people who randomly ate mushrooms experienced incontinence."

"In-in-in-in-continence?!"

Secretary's pretty face quickly flushed red.

"Ugh—!"

Everyone else was fine, but Komi, who was eavesdropping with her ears perked up, was caught off guard and suffered a major mental shock, with steam billowing from the top of her head.

Amamiya Natsuki glanced at Komi.

Her skin is indeed too thin.

Look at Kaguya-hime, let alone panicking or being shy, she didn't even blink when she heard the word 'incontinence'. She truly lives up to her former title of 'Ice Princess Kaguya-hime'.

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Chika: "Are you still eating now?"

"Of course not!"

Secretary shouted in shame.

A girl having incontinence, it would be better to die on the spot!

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"Who just said they wanted to be a three-second hero?"

Secretary's pink cheeks puffed up: "…Bully!"

Talking all the way, without realizing it, the school was already in sight.

The journey was naturally peaceful, and nothing unexpected happened. It's no exaggeration to say that more than twenty players gathered together had become the largest criminal gang in Haunted Town.

When they passed the alley where they met The Slit-Mouthed Woman last night, seeing a group of people approaching menacingly, The Slit-Mouthed Woman didn't even dare to greet them. She wrapped her trench coat tightly and quickly left from the other end of the alley.

A moment later.

The group entered the school and arrived at the teaching building.

"Hanako-chan, we're back."

Fujiwara Chika walked to the toilet door and happily shouted.

Passerby players who hadn't seen Hanako looked over nervously and curiously, and soon saw an elementary school student silently appear in the darkness.

Pale skin, pitch-black eyes, Maruko-chan's hairstyle, and shark-like serrated teeth.

"What are you guys doing here again?"

Hanako's tone was very impatient.

Can't you do it?

"Of course, we're fulfilling our promise." Fujiwara Chika smiled and held up the bento box in her hand, closing one eye proudly, "The dish I promised Hanako-chan, of course, I'll deliver."

Seeing the Dark Cuisine, the kaidan elementary school student's eyes immediately lit up.

"Hmph!"

The kaidan elementary school student crossed her arms over her chest and turned her head away, still unwilling to admit it: "Don't think I don't know, you guys just want me to help, and yesterday you even threatened me with my mom…"

"Hanako-chan, open your mouth."

Fujiwara Chika held chopsticks, picked up a piece of Dark Cuisine, and offered it.

"Ah…"

Because of the occasional feeding last night, the kaidan elementary school student had already been trained to a certain instinct and subconsciously opened her mouth.

With a bite of the dish swallowed, the kaidan elementary school student's eyes immediately curved into a smile.

Seeing this, the passerby players who had been somewhat scared earlier immediately relaxed.

"So it's a tsundere elementary school student, that's too criminal."

"For some reason, I'm suddenly not afraid."

"Compared to those guys in the amusement park, Hanako is actually a bit cute."

"…"

After feeding the carrot, it was naturally time to grind the mill.

"Komi."

Amamiya Natsuki looked at the long-haired black-haired girl.

Called out by Amamiya Natsuki, Komi's black hair trembled slightly, her pretty face quickly flushed red, and she looked down at her toes, turning to walk towards the classroom.

A few minutes later.

Copy and Paste completed.

The companionship service officially opened.

The rest goes without saying, Shinomiya Kaguya was responsible for transactions, and Amamiya Natsuki was responsible for the companionship service.

Simply put, Kaguya-hime collected the money, and Amamiya Natsuki went in to do the work.

As the first passerby player received the kaidan videotape, everyone else completely relaxed.

Unbeknownst to them, the night had grown deep.

As the last casual player cleared the game and left, Amamiya Natsuki went to the restroom, greeted the broken-down loli, and then exited the extra dimensional space.

"Natsuki-kun, you've worked hard." Fujiwara Chika came over and handed him a drink, "Have some water."

Next to her, Shinomiya Kaguya's steps paused slightly, and she silently tightened her grip on the drink bottle in her hand.

(Hanako is still waiting for you to feed her, and you're already rushing over to offer water. How is that any different from pets fawning over their masters for favor!)

(As expected, it's the cancer of the Earth!)

"It's over, it's over, we can rest now." Kitagawa Marin stepped forward, raising a hand to her mouth, "There are too many people right now, it's not convenient... After we leave the dungeon, I'll give you a good massage."

(Kitagawa Marin too, you tied him up so many times in the hotel before, why are you still going over!)

Crunch, crunch.

Looking at the three people on the steps, the Sheltered Ojou-sama's drink bottle crunched in her hand.

Hayasaka Ai pushed up her glasses and sighed silently.

Besides secretly crushing a drink bottle, what else can you do?

As expected, I still have to sneak in myself.

After the co-op play ended, the other players dispersed. Because there were so many people, another classroom next door was cleared out.

Amamiya Natsuki ignored these trivial matters and walked into the restroom to wash his hands.

"Natsuki-kun is so mean, so mean~"

A resentful voice suddenly drifted lightly into the air.

Amamiya Natsuki turned on the faucet, and without turning his head, said:

"Shimizu-nee, don't suddenly appear and scare people."

"If I don't appear, everyone will forget me, right?" Mrs. Shimizu appeared quietly, her eyes particularly resentful, "Natsuki-kun, I want to eat too. You feed Hanako but not me; you can't be so biased."

Guardians belong to non-human beings, so theoretically, they can indeed eat Dark Cuisine.

"Here."

Amamiya Natsuki was already prepared, taking out another portion of Dark Cuisine and handing it to Mrs. Shimizu.

As a Guardian, Mrs. Shimizu could transmit her voice directly into Amamiya Natsuki's mind. To be safe, she hadn't appeared during the day, but that didn't mean she hadn't said anything.

Especially the Dark Cuisine, she wanted to taste it no matter what, so Amamiya Natsuki naturally wouldn't forget.

"I haven't replenished my presence recently, so I can't even pick up chopsticks anymore." Mrs. Shimizu raised her hand to tuck a strand of dark hair behind her ear, her pretty face leaning slightly forward, and with slightly parted pink lips, she said, "Natsuki-kun, feed me."

If Kaguya saw what you're doing now, she'd be super embarrassed!

Amamiya Natsuki sighed and picked up a piece of the dish, holding it out.

Mrs. Shimizu gently bit it, her beautiful eyes widening rapidly.

"Mmm~"

A seductive sound echoed through the restroom, making Amamiya Natsuki shiver.

Just then, a long-haired, black-haired girl happened to pass by the door. Hearing the commotion inside, she looked over curiously.

Upon seeing the two people in the restroom, her eyes immediately widened.

"Trans—transparent—"

"Don't be nervous, we're just eating Dark Cuisine." Amamiya Natsuki held up the dish in his hand and invited, "Do you want a bite?"

Komi covered her skirt with both hands, shaking her head rapidly like a rattle-drum.

No!

I absolutely do not want to lose control of my bladder!

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