«I'm really glad you agreed to meet them. They don't know anyone here, so most of the time they just stay locked up at home, and I feel bad about it. I knew they were excited to spend some time in New York, and I'm sure you'll really like them!»
I have to admit, I'm also happy to meet her relatives now that I've seen them—especially now that I know her relatives are her aunt and her little cousin.
Her aunt's name is Britney Everglade, thirty-five years old, and… she looks exactly like Elaine from the future! Seriously, no joke, she's identical.
Same punk rock look—the only difference is that her hair is dyed blue instead of green—same way of speaking, and even physically she's a carbon copy.
Her cousin, on the other hand, is called Melania Narkhalis (what a bizarre surname), twelve years old… and she's the complete opposite of her mother.
Long straight brown hair, a fashionable city-girl look—shorts, sneakers, and a cropped T-shirt that shows her stomach.
