I took out some C4 Explosives and with inhuman speed threw them around in the Distance...
Soon I was in front of Yunyun while Megumin was Frozen in shock and Yunyun thought of something and she slowly became Tomato Chan...
I detonated C4 Explosives and in the Blazing Flames I said...
"I am Aezeroth, The Mage of the End and I confess to you my Dear Yunyun...
Since the First day I saw you I knew I had to get you...
Because I like you and because I want you so you have no choice but to be my Woman...
Even if you Deny I will just take you away...
I will be the Dragon who will kidnap the Princess...
The only Difference is...
Dragons are usually impotent and can't do anything to the Princess while I will definitely have 3 or 4 Children by the time Hero comes to the Rescue...
So marry me as you have no other Choice...
Marry me as I like you...
Marry me Because I love you...
Yunyun, a Beautiful girl like you only Deserves me and myself Alone...
Let's have 3 Children at the very least..."
And so my Confession ended as I received a slap from Tomato-chan who left soon after while I was still methodically triggering C4 Explosives with my other Hand rested behind my back...
"See, I won..." I said as If it wasn't me who received the Slap...
"Subarashi!(Amazing) Hontoni Subarashi!(Truly Amazing)" Bukkorori said as my confession of Explosives was still ringing in his mind...
Truly a Perfect Confession to say the Least...
Bukkorori's Mind was Entering the Age of Gods due to my dastardly and nearly possessive confession especially when I said I will be the Dragon who will Abduct the Princess Bukkorori was practically Receiving Attacks of Epilepsy and Paralytic Shit...
"By the way, What were you saying Megumin..." I said as Megumin was astonished at me...
"You didn't think I would confess to you right..."Hearing me her face turned red...
"But you are just a Loli...
I have no interest in Lolis..."
My words were enough to Crash Megumin's Brain as she entered Hysteria and started beating me with her delicates fists repeating continuously...
"I am not a Loli...
I am an Adult...
An Adult..." Said Megumin as she had received quite the shock during this period of time...
I saw as she then quarreled with me for a while and then ran off...
"What do you think Bukkorori?
Are you willing to Confess to Soketto?
But in your case as A Jobless NEET you will have to try harder..."
Bukkorori heard me and his determination went through the roof...
"I will also try to create this effect Explosion and impress Soketto..."He said as I sighed...
"Bukkorori your situation is different from me and you will have to plan different from me...
Tell me what's the most basic requirement to snag a cute girl..."
"To look cool---"Bukkorori said as he received my fist of love and started sitting down like he was in a toilet...
"Idiot it's money, Money..."I said as I kept pounding him but with less strength...
"Soketto and I will not be bound by money..."Bukkorori rorared as a typical love struck fool but I pounded him 5 inch into the ground...
"Idiot you can't eat love as food or are you planning to stay Like Megumin's Father in that broken Wooden House and hurt your children who can't even buy proper food..."I said as this time I was genuinely angry as I looked at Bukkorori with a cold expression...
Bukkorori also found my seriousness and lowered his head...
I rubbed my brows and then said" Listen I know you are a good person Bukkorori but at least don't be like the Megumin's Family...
I hope you can give your children a better place to stay...
Hmmm...
How about this...
Go out and eliminate monsters...
With your strength even if you only go Solo you can also get a good name...
Just 6 Months...
Work for 6 Months kill some high profile monsters and get a good amount of loot and Eris Coins and then come to me...
I will Give you those explosives and also give you a method of detonation or rather I will personally detonate big ones for you...
That would also look cool and impress Soketto right...
Or you don't want to look Cool and Proud in the eyes of Soketto...
Do you wish to remain a Useless bum?"
And so I used Naruto Style Mouth Escape with Maximum Humanity Damage to raise Bukkorori's Morale and let him leave by himself...
How interesting to say the least???
Then I went back and packed up my luggage as I needed to practice again and kill some monsters...
I thought as I wrote another Letter to Yunyun and went to discuss with Hiropon...
"Are you leaving?" He said in all seriousness but I understood he was just worried...
"Of course not...
I want to go stretch my muscles a bit by killing several demon armies and check on some friends...
I hope Father-in-law will help me tell Yunyun to go to Axel Town to start her adventurer Career and also secretly induce Megumin's Parents to do the same which can be resolved by just giving some money...
I said as I took out some jewelry from the Inventory again...
Also help me convert 100 million Eris again for my travels..."
I said all my Conditions as Hiropon nodded and then started saying some cringe lines but I got up and left quickly...
"Well that's done then...
Let me see how those girls have progressed..."
I thought as I saw a total of 60,000,000 Eris in my Inventory likely sent by the girls and it seems they have earned a lot these days...
Thinking so and thinking of another 100 million I received from Hiropon I Multiplied everything and now I have nearly 2 billion Eris combined...