"I am Goddess of Water Incharge of Reincarnation Aqua..."(Aqua)
"Let's see How you died..."
She said so as she picked up a Book to Look at How I died but...
"Are~~ Are~~...
There is nothing Written Here..."
Aqua said as she swiftly turned the pages of the book but unexpectedly finds nothing...
There's Nothing Related to me And not even a Single Name...
"Mortal~~ Hey Mortal~~
Why is there nothing written here...
Lol As Expected...
"How am I supposed to know that...
Is there something wrong..."(Aezeroth)
Aqua Looks at me puzzledly not understanding why She and the Book of Reincarnation doesn't have any knowledge regarding my Death...
I knew Aqua was stupid and not saying anything would still be completely fine...
So I didn't bother to Refute anything...
Instead I was thinking why the Dog System was Once Again causing unnecessary trouble...
But My Answers weren't going to be answered anytime soon because---
"Forget it if there isn't a Past Anyway this is Not my Job...
Well Young One, Do You want to reincarnate in another World..."(Aqua)
I knew she would be laid back but this is simply perfect lol...
I feigned Surprise and asked...
"What do you mean Isekai'd???
Like a Hero into Another World..."
"Yes, After All although you have a second option but that is only for old people as Choosing this means staying with those boring Old Men in Heaven and Reincarnate when your Soul feels Tired...
Hehehehehe...
Another Young man is going to foolishly pursue the dream of Killing the Demon King...
Better Paint a Big Rewarding Picture for him to be Induced...
Kukukukuku...(Aqua)
Thought Aqua as she wanted The Handsome Boy to be Roped into the Demon King Killing Strategy...
"You Should Know How Things are in Isekai right???
So you will be granted a Perk and a Cheat for new Adventure..."(Aqua)\
I looked at Aqua as I thought of Pranking the heck out of her but didn't do it after all this is still the God Realm and too much interference might be troublesome and Kazuma's case was very special after all...
"No Goddess I decided to Go to Heaven and Live as a Gas Ball and Live Life with the Old Folks..."
I said as Aqua did a Double take and her mouth twitched...
"No No, You can't do this...
You are a Vigorous and Young Boy and people like you should be very happy to kill the Demon King right..."(Aqua)
Aqua Immediately Decided to Put some Dreams Full of Pressure on Me...
"Ahhh No Goddess...
Actually I am a Normal Life Person who was on His Way to Joining the Cruel Working Class so I am Kinda Thankful to the Truck God who Killed me and let me be on my merry way so I want to go to the Old people's Side..."
I said as Aqua Twitched and thought"Tch, This Kid is really Troublesome and Isn't Budging..."
"But Don't you want to Save the World as a High School Student like in the Animes...
It will be very Awesome...
Many People want to Be Heroes Don't they???"
"Goddess It's Fine...
I know my Brethren are all Yasashi(Dogs) So I am Sure you can probably get more support from others..."
I said as Aqua Started Twitching visibly this Time"This Twirp is Really Annoying..."(Aqua's Thoughts)
"Listen you Young Man...
You should be Vigorous and not like those Old men and Hurry and Reincarnate there..."
"Why do the Goddess want me to Reincarnate so Much...
Is there something wrong with that world..."
I said as Aqua started Sweating...
"Could it be that you have already sent many Reincarnators there but it just doesn't work..."
Hands sweating Aqua.JPG...
"Could it be that People in that world refuse to Reincarnate in their own world..."
"Awawawawa--- Can't you just reincarnate and kill the demon king instead of doing this..."
Well I guess I Blew Aqua's Fuse...
I thought As Aqua Started Explaining while her eyes formed Mosquito coils but I was done with my Pranks as I still Had to Fuck Sytstem...
"Alright I understand I will Reincarnate their but I can't say how long will it take to kill the Demon King..."
I thought as I replied as Aqua got happy Smiley instantly and began praising me for my Choice...
"Good Job Young man...
This is the Right choice and you will most definitely find it fun...
'Good Grief It's Finally Over...
Now I can Sit Back and Loaf around Easily...'(Aqua Thought)
I looked at Aqua's face as I easily saw through her thoughts as I didn't Bother and Aqua also GOt to the Work of her Original Scammer Job...
Hmmm I would love to see this Stupid Goddess Cry and Repair and Build Brick Walls with Kazuma...
I thought as since I agreed Aqua went back to Full Pretend Mode...
"Well Young man Hurry Up and Pick Your Cheat and Go Reincarnate...
A Goddess's time is very Important..."
I sighed as I started Reading the Journal she gave me and after 10 minutes I got Tired as there weren't any good things since my own Talents were Super Strong...
Not to mention the weapons I can Make are much better than this Garbage...
"Goddess at least tell me what the heck is going on in that world so that I can choose a good ability Instead..."
Aqua Scowled and did her Usual Twitching like an Idiot act but remembering her lazy slob acting with Kazuma I knew she wasn't anything but a Dog...
'This Stupid Shut-in Neet' Meanwhile Aqua-sama was Cursing me in her heart for wasting so much of her time which she actually spends in Eating Potato Chips...
After getting some Information I understood That I actually Don't need those cheats and Instead I need some kind of Practical Stuff...
After thinking for a while I understood what I didn't have and this Heaven could actually give me so I stated my cheat...
"Goddess What I need is a skill that can Help me Scan Everything...
From Skills of all Professions to the Movement of Mana Channels in people's Bodies and I must be able to Scan those routes as long as they are weaker than me..."
I said as I chose an Important Auxiliary Skill Instead of Offensive since I knew even these Gods can't actually give me some decent skills so I took the research route as Mana is an Extraordinary force and I want to study it and Magic...
I thought as Aqua Started persuading me for Offensive type treasures but I remained Adamant...