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Chapter 21 - Chapter 21- Mission of Life

I'm in the student council room waiting for Rias's fight to start. Honestly, I've never been so bored in my life. It's already 11:30 PM; this damn fight will start at midnight. I'm just tired of waiting.

[Status]

[Haru Kurokami]

[Level » 50]

[Race » Human]

[Age » 17]

[Title » ?]

[Equipment » Dark Repulser]

[HP » 40,000]

[MP » 100,000]

[VIT » 400]

[PMG » 500]

[STR » 330]

[AGT » 500]

[DEX » 300]

[LUK » 96]

[INT » 100]

[PDS » 0]

[TK » 65,000]

Thank goodness I removed the Lady Killer title, but I still feel a slight effect. Just remembering Sona and Tsubaki together with eyes about to devour me when I got home was scary. What were they talking about before I arrived? I remember Tsubaki had the hungriest look. Well, it doesn't matter; I'll let things happen naturally.

[Magic Resistance 1 » Nullifies 1% of damage caused by magic]

[Pain Resistance 1 » Feels 1% less pain]

[Physical Resistance 1 » Nullifies 1% of physical damage]

[Cold Resistance 1 » Resists temperatures up to 250 degrees below zero]

[Heat Resistance 1 » Resists extreme heat up to 500 degrees Celsius]

[Poison Resistance 1 » Resists 10% of poisoning]

[HP Regeneration 40 » Every thirty minutes]

[MP Recovery 100 » Every hour]

[MP Concealment » Hides 90% of MP from those of a lower level than you] [Deactivated]

[Gamer's Mind » Keeps the mind calm and prevents mental attacks]

[Gamer's Body » Allows living life like a game]

[Alcohol Immunity » Can cause severe headaches]

[Sex: 100 » 2% chance of pregnancy; can last a week in a relationship]

[Chess God » You are an unbeatable chess god; there's no way to lose]

[Cooking: Normal » All prepared food has a bonus]

[Close Combat » Specialist in close-quarters combat]

[Weapon Master » Skilled with all weapons]

My passive skills are okay. I think I'll test the magic I bought with Sona after this stupid rating game. I still wonder how I'll humiliate Riser. After the rating game, Issei challenges him at the wedding.

[Armament Haki: 2 » Durability 150: 15 MP per second]

[Full Counter » Can reflect magical attacks with double the power. This version uses magic, so it's possible to perform attacks and use the hand to activate the skill: MP 150]

[Observe » See information about people or objects, etc.]

[Hadou 90 Black Sarcophagus »]

Incantation: Overflow, abode of chaos! Insolent vessel of madness! Deny the hidden will, freeze, and obliterate!扰乱睡眠!铁之少女匍匐而行!泥之玩偶崩解!结合!对立!填满大地,承认自己的无能!][ MP 70,000] [Without incantation, weaker version MP 7,000]

[Sonido » A high-speed movement technique: MP 800 every 10 meters]

[Body Replacement Technique]

[This technique replaces your body with another object, like wood, at the moment an attack lands, creating an optical illusion, making the enemy think the attack succeeded. From there, the user can use the enemy's lapse in attention to attack or flee the battlefield: MP 3,000]

[Thousand Years of Death » Shove a finger in the anus using magic for a boost: MP 300] [Warning: Those with a virgin anus will lose it; the magical boost will open it]

[Observation Haki 57 » You can sense living things and attacks around you within 1,800 meters: MP 380 per second]

[Reinforcement » Increases Strength and Agility by 3x: 200 MP to activate, 2 MP per second to maintain]

[Water Magic » Can use magic to create and control water: MP Varies]

[Thunder Magic » Attack using magic to create thunder and lightning: MP Varies]

[WARNING: THIS SPELL IS FORBIDDEN] [HADOU 99 GORYUTENMETSU: After activation, energy tears through a large area around the user, causing the ground to rise in pillars before ascending into the air to form five enormous purple and light dragons above the user: MP UNKNOWN]

My skills really cost more magic as I get stronger. Maybe because as I get stronger, all skills require more magical power. But this Hadou 99, how much MP do I need to use it?

"Haru, it's starting," Sona said, catching the attention of her fiancé (Haru still doesn't know he's her fiancé).

"Finally, I was already tired," Haru said, irritated for not having his dick inside a woman.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Grayfia, a maid of the Gremory household, and today I'll be the arbiter of the rating game between the Gremory and Phoenix households."

This will be interesting, watching the pervert get beaten live; it's priceless. *Haru thought maliciously.*

"In the name of my master, Sirzechs Lucifer, I'll oversee this game. Based on the opinions of Rias-sama and Riser-sama, we created this battlefield, a replica of the school, Kuoh Academy, which Rias-sama attends in the human world."

This "sama" she uses is annoying. Does Grayfia have a fetish for being an obedient maid serving her master?

"The locations where both teams were transported will be their bases. Rias-sama's base will be the meeting room of the Occult Research Club, located in the old school building. Riser-sama's base will be the Student Council room in the new building. For Pawns to use promotion, please head to the enemy's base to do so."

"Now it's time to start the battle. Additionally, this match will continue until dawn in human time. So, the game begins now."

"RING RING"

"So the school bell is the signal for the battle to start?" Haru asked.

"Yes, Haru," both girls, Sona and Tsubaki, said at the same time, then glared at each other with murderous eyes.

What's their problem, seriously?

That's what Haru thought before looking at the screen broadcasting the match.

---

Haru watched the match unfold. He saw Issei against the chainsaw twins attacking him. Koneko was already fighting a Rook; Koneko had the advantage for being small.

They've gotten stronger, but it's a pity I can't see their stats from here. I see, Rias released the power of one of the eight Pawn pieces of the pervert. I always wondered why she sealed the power of his Pawn pieces, leaving him weak. If she hadn't done that, he'd be stronger from the moment he became a devil. Hmm, that pervert just called his Sacred Gear "kun." What's wrong with him?

Issei then destroyed the girls' clothes.

"Don't look," Sona and Tsubaki said, covering Haru's eyes.

"Hey, let me see," Haru pleaded, trying to escape.

Where did they get all this strength?

"No way," they said together again.

After a while, when Akeno destroyed the place with the twins who were out of the match, they finally let Haru go.

BANG

An explosion happened where Koneko was. When the smoke cleared, Koneko was on the ground, and Issei went to her.

Even though he seemed concerned from Koneko's perspective, from the room for those watching, you could see his depraved face. Even losing a teammate, he couldn't wipe that disgusting look off his face.

Akeno and Riser's Queen started fighting in the sky with their wings open, with lightning and explosions. Issei ran toward Kiba through the forest.

A woman in armor challenged Kiba to a duel on the court; this woman was Karlamine.

"Who do you think will win this duel, Haru?" Tsubaki asked.

"Kiba and the shitty pervert."

"Are you sure?" Sona asked.

"Oh, want to make a bet, Sona?" Haru proposed to Sona.

"What kind of bet?" Sona asked, curious about what Haru was planning.

"Well, let's see. If Kiba and the pervert beat her and the other pieces, I'll do something with you using my magic in bed," Haru said, making Tsubaki blush. Sona's cheeks turned red.

What will Haru do with me? *Sona thought to herself mentally.*

"If I lose, I'll join your peerage," Haru said, catching both by surprise. Sona smiled confidently and said:

"Deal, Haru. Don't regret it later," Sona said, confident that Kiba and the pervert would lose to Riser's pieces there.

What a great friend you have, Rias. *Both Haru and Tsubaki thought simultaneously.*

Then Kiba fought Karlamine. A woman with a mask covering half her face appeared behind the pervert. Ravel was there too, along with others from Riser's peerage.

The fight between Kiba and Karlamine was good. Kiba used multiple swords, and she started thinking he had multiple Sacred Gears. Kiba said he didn't have multiple Sacred Gears but had Sword Birth. Seriously, what kind of idiot talks about their abilities in a fight?

Seriously, the pervert is trying to do a Kamehameha (yes, Issei's Dragon Shot; he made it thinking of the Kamehameha in the novel). Although, I was surprised when I watched Dragon Ball in this world. I'd better not let anyone see a Senzu Bean.

I can't believe the idiot said his power is now that of a high-class devil. I don't think he knows, but Riser, Rias, and Sona, like others of the new generation, don't train, so their power is average. Just because you can make an attack that destroyed the court doesn't mean you're strong, idiot. *Haru thought, watching the pervert think he's the strongest.*

The pervert beat Isabella, destroying her clothes and making another Dragon Shot. Kiba soon apologized to Karlamine for the pervert destroying Isabella's clothes. Karlamine started talking about holy swords, and Kiba did a 360-degree personality shift, becoming cold and releasing killing intent.

I can't believe the pervert is trembling in fear from the killing intent between the two, and it's not even directed at him. Well, I can sense killing intent because of Observation Haki, but I can't use it. Maybe I should buy it to show terror and despair to this shitty pervert. I'll definitely buy it; just seeing his scared face makes me excited.

"Hehehehe," Haru started laughing a bit with a creepy look that scared Sona and Tsubaki.

"H-ar-u, what's wrong?" Sona asked, scared.

Snapping out of his thoughts, Haru saw Sona and Tsubaki far from him.

"It's nothing, Sona. I was just thinking about how to make the pervert suffer a bit," Haru said with an innocent smile on his face.

"I see, so that's it. It's really nothing," Sona said, not caring about what would happen to the pervert, and returned to her seat, but not before kissing Haru, making Tsubaki jealous. When Sona left, she gave Tsubaki a look. Haru, seeing this, wondered what their problem was.

"It looks like Rias went to fight Riser directly," Haru said, making Sona and Tsubaki look at the other screen.

"Even if Issei and Kiba win their fight, Rias should fight a stronger opponent using numbers," Haru said.

"True, Rias's strategy wasn't good," Sona said.

"Let's keep watching; this won't take long to finish," Haru said, bored.

The pervert kept getting beaten badly by the Pawns with animal ears and tails. But the pervert didn't give up, stood up, and started talking to his Boosted Gear, asking for power. The Boosted Gear released its second form. The pervert called Kiba and gave him power, making Kiba defeat all the remaining Knights and Pawns of Riser.

"Looks like I won, Sona. I'm going to have a lot of fun with you using my magic," Haru said with an innocent smile. Sona was mentally lamenting for not getting him as a servant in her peerage.

While Issei celebrated, Akeno lost and was out of the rating game, surprising them. An explosion occurred where Kiba was. When the pervert looked back, he saw Kiba on the ground, covered in burns and blood. The pervert challenged Riser's Queen but slipped and fell.

"The idiot's at his limit."

Sona and Tsubaki just nodded.

Ravel talked to the pervert and showed a Phoenix Tear. The pervert went to the building where Rias was shooting Power of Destruction at Riser, then used promotion.

Wouldn't it have been better to use it earlier, idiot? It would've been easier to defeat opponents without wasting so much energy boosting power. *Haru thought, watching the pervert head to the final battle.*

The final confrontation was simply pathetic. Haru didn't even want to watch the pervert's humiliation. He got beaten badly but kept getting up.

It's time for me to sleep. I need to humiliate Riser Phenex in a fight, but how? Grayfia will just go to Issei to take him to the Underworld to crash the engagement party, and from what I saw, the griffon was for him to escape because he'd be killed if he lost.

Haru went straight home, walking with Sona holding his hand. He saw Sona was sad about Rias's defeat; she didn't want her best friend to marry him.

[Scene Change]

This is Kuoh Town in Japan. In this town, devils live as high school students. One of these devils has a marriage contract with a fried chicken.

In a house in the city center lives a young man named Haru Kurokami. He was sent to this world after dying, hit by a truck. But since he got into an argument with the asshole God, this God gave him only one wish. Last night, there was a rating game between two pure-blood devils. Our protagonist, Haru, watched this game. This morning, he learned the pervert would be unconscious for a whole week. The devil from Kuoh Academy lost, and now she'll have to marry the fried chicken. In the canon, this wedding would happen three days after the rating game, and the pervert would be unconscious for two days. But things changed: the pervert will be out for two weeks, and the wedding ceremony will happen in less than a day.

That's what Maou Sirzechs Lucifer just told me, that the damn wedding is happening now, and the shitty pervert will be unconscious for a week. Looks like he got beaten badly. HE SHOULD'VE BEEN BEATEN MORE. *Haru shouted in his mind after thinking a lot about the situation.* What a situation. Well, this morning, a magic circle appeared in his room. From this circle emerged Maou Lucifer himself, seeing Haru with his big dick, which made him blush.

Seriously, how the hell did a guy blush seeing me naked? *Haru said mentally, thinking about the situation again.*

On the couch where Haru was sitting, Sona was too. Both were looking directly at Maou Lucifer.

Sirzechs is a handsome man who looks in his early 20s. He has shoulder-length crimson hair and blue-green eyes inherited from his father, Zeoticus, similar to Rias.

In his true form, Sirzechs takes the form of the Power of Destruction in a human shape with a crimson aura. (Imagine Meliodas in Assault Mode with his body covered in black and a crimson aura over the black power-covered skin.)

"So, what do you want to talk to me about, Lucifer-sama?" Haru asked, looking at him sitting in a light blue armchair.

"Just Sirzechs is fine, Haru. Can I call you just Haru?" Sirzechs said.

You already did. *Haru thought with a gentle, innocent smile, just like Sirzechs's.*

"Alright, I don't like formalities anyway," Haru said with the same smile.

"So, I'll ask again, Sirzechs. What do you want to talk to me about?" Haru said.

Sona, beside Haru, had only one thing on her mind: "Scary." She kept wondering, "How can they keep such a gentle, innocent smile on their faces with all this tension in the air?"

Sona was right; the tension between the two was high. Sirzechs was in a bad mood because his little sister, Rias-tan, had to marry a fried chicken like Riser Phenex.

Haru was annoyed; he didn't want to get involved in this. It was the devils' problem, not humans'.

What a shitty situation. I knew there'd be trouble taking Rias's virginity. *That's what crossed Haru's mind.*

"Well, Haru, I came to ask for your help to cancel Rias's wedding," Sirzechs said. Sona was surprised he was asking this.

"Me, this me, a human? There's no one else who can do this, like you? You're the Maou," Haru said, not caring.

"I would, really, if it were possible, but the devil council wouldn't accept it easily. The consequences would be dire," Sirzechs said, looking down, embarrassed.

"I see. A devil civil war could break out if a Maou intervened in something like this. It'd be the perfect opportunity for the council to take your head," Sona was shocked by what Haru said. "What does he mean, a war?" she wondered.

"You're quite perceptive, Haru," Sirzechs said.

"I refuse," Haru said, leaving Sirzechs hopeless about saving his little sister.

"If that Fried Chicken hadn't pissed me off mocking humanity, I'd accept. I'll do my best, even if I have to humiliate myself for it," Haru said, giving Sirzechs hope, surprising Sona. She didn't know Haru had talked to Riser Phenex. Meanwhile, in Haru's head: *Sorry, Sirzechs, but I'm going to humiliate that Fried Chicken.* *Haru thought, seeing the hopeful look on the Maou's face.*

"Thank you so much, Haru," Sirzechs said, bowing his head. This scene didn't surprise Haru, but Sona was very shocked. She didn't expect a Maou to bow to a human.

"No need to bow. I'm only doing it to settle the score between me and him, nothing more," Haru said.

"I understand. Even so, I'm very grateful. Here, take this. This magic circle will take you to the Gremory and Phenex wedding hall," Haru took the paper from Sirzechs, seeing two magic circles, one on each side.

"And the other side?"

"It's for you to use when you save my little sister," Sirzechs said before starting to teleport back to the Underworld.

"Are you sure this is a good idea, Haru?" Sona asked, worried.

"Don't worry, Sona."

"But you could die," Sona said, searching for words.

"And what does that matter? It's just one less life in the world; it makes no difference," Haru said coldly.

Sona was shocked hearing him talk about his own life like that, as if he didn't care about his life or even others'.

"What are you talking about? It's your life; you're important to me," Sona said with tears in her eyes.

I know what this is. It's that talk I heard from so many girls who said they were in love with me, but in the end, it was all lies, a painful lie that made me suffer even more. I always remember everything because of my photographic memory. I have memories from my first month of life, those damn memories that never go away. I remember my greatest wish in that shitty life: "I just want to die." That was all I ever wanted, and when I finally got what I wanted, this happened. That damn God threw me here. There's nothing I hate more than life itself. That's it, I know now. I'll make him pay for giving me a second chance. I have a goal now. No matter how many millennia, billions, trillions, or even longer, I'll definitely make that asshole God pay for making me live again.

[Life Mission]

[Eliminate the Asshole God]

[Time: Infinite]

[Reward: One Wish]

[Failure: You'll Suffer Living Your Shitty Life Eternally]

"Don't worry, Sona," Haru said, wiping tears from his own eyes.

He turned to Sona, wiped her tears, and kissed her. Pulling away from the kiss, he said:

"I need to get revenge on the asshole God. I won't die until then. That's a promise I won't break with you."

"You really promise, Haru?" Sona asked.

"Yes, I won't lose until I make that God pay for what he did," Haru said, kissing Sona tenderly.

"Let's go to the bedroom. There's still time until the ceremony starts. I need to test my magic on you. I'm sure you'll love it," Haru said, leading her upstairs to the bedroom.

Wait for me, asshole God.

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