Continue on the scene when her husband Haruki told her the rumor
After Nami listening to what her husband said
Her blood 🩸 ran cold 🥶
She thought ( Oh no , Oh no no no~~ , Did I just accidentally created the biggest shinobi scandal in history?! , but i only wrote that joke on the a paper and throw it on the trash outside the house??? Ninja network next time i am burning the paper 😨 )
Her husband Haruki noticing her panic asked
" What wrong , dear ?"
Nami forced a smile " Nothing! Just… thinking about how quickly gossip spreads, haha…"
Nami went to buy groceries on the market street , after finishing buying everything , she overheard the neighborhood women gossiping about ( Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara scandalous affair) , Nami face twisted in exaggerated horror ( of course she acting it gossip drama time)
Nami " Oh my! They are men and did the deed ?! " she gasped clutching her chest " They broke the moral law! How can two men even—?Are all women dead ? They seem less disciplined than even orphans!"
The other women nodded fervently, scandalized yet thrilled by the drama. One of them wishperd " I heard they met by river at night !"
Nami barely holding back laughter 🤭, shook her head " Disgraceful ! If only their ancestors could see them now!"
Little did she know, one of the women listening was married to a merchant who supplied goods to the Uchiha , And that merchant just had mention this new outrage to his clients.
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When word got to Madara that civilians were now pitying him for his ( lack of discipline and immoral behavior) , his rage shook the compound.
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Madara " WHO ARE THIS INSOLENT WORMS TO JUDGE ME ?!" he roared, his susanoo flaring uncontrollably for a brief second.
Izuna struggling not to laughing said " Brother, maybe you should just marry Hashirama at this point, the rumors won't stop anyway " he couldn't hold it anymore and laughed 🤣
Madara glare at izuna it could melt stones
Izuna got a lot of beating on training hell that madara gave saying " I am just teaching you to get stronger, you had too much energy today " glaring at izuna while smiling coldly
Meanwhile on senju clan compound Hashirama ever the optimistic, tried to laugh it off " Hahaha! What a silly misunderstanding "
Tobirama eye twitched " Anija , this is not funny, Our enemies could use this to undermine us !)
Hashirama sighed a long sigh " But Madara and I aren't like that ! We just…. Understand each other "
Tobirama mouth twitched then angrily said " THAT EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE IN DENIAL WOULD SAY " roaring at Hashirama , because of frustration from his Anija
' Anija means big brother just for clarification'
After few days, Feed up with the rumors , Madara finally comforted Hashirama at their usual meeting spot by the river.
Madara snarled and said " This is your foult "
Hashirama (・・?)
Said " MY Fualt ?!" Hashirama exclaimed " How it my fualt ?"
Madara " Your stupid optimism makes people think we're—!Ugh!) he couldn't even say it
Hashirama sighed " Look Madara , we both know the truth, let just ignore it "
Madara sharingan spun " Ignore it ?! They're saying we—!"
Hashirama snapped " I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!" Frustrated "But if we react , it will only get worse"
A long silence followed then Madara muttered "…This is why i hate civilians "
Hashtag groaned " same"
Despite their best efforts, the rumor never truly died , years later when konoha was finally founded, some older shinobi would still smirk when Hashirama and Madara mentioned together 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for reading still writing the chapters hope Nami bless the upcoming chapters
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