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Chapter 47 - Xero Is Wang Jie

After he saw Ancient Relic's passive "aesthetic youth" skill. Xero started to sort out his own.

Because sometimes, the accidents weren't caused by his power, but by his passive skills.

Hence, over the last few days, he had been sorting out his skills silently into the really effective series and the fish bones series… this made things clear for him.

In the really effective series, the skill that left the impression on Xero was the passive branch ability called, "Cloud Stepping Walk," which had originated from the Four Thousand Divine Holy Spells, the "Sacred Palm." As long as he clapped his hands twelve times consecutively, the target would lose all its abilities and would flop around like a fish with no attack. 

This ability negates all types of logic and reason, and can be applied boundlessly. That's why Xero would only use this when needed.

And then was the fish bone series… from the name, one could tell that the abilities in this series were "tasteless, and worth to discard." As the abilities here, were of no use to him.

For example, the grand spell, the "The Lord's Boundless Absorber," was a branch spell directly from the Four Thousand Divine Holy Spells, the "Spirit Eater Spell" — as long as Xero dropped a single strand of his hair or tear onto any food of his liking, it would multiply quickly in a short period. Unfortunately, he wasn't a fatass, he only ate custard bun snacks.

He remembered that he used this spell to multiply his custard bun snacks when he was a child. In the end, it had spiraled and multiplied beyond his control; he had to create a separate replica of the vast bottomless dimension of the universe to store all those magically cloned custard bun snacks…

By now, those custard bun snacks have probably formed their own Milky Way.

So, though he had many skills, most of them weren't in his useful category…

And for the reasonable skill series… Xero felt that most of these skills here are good at hiding his identity and true power. Like the "Grand Barrier Restriction Spell," that shields him from any threat or danger of someone obtaining information about him…

And, in front of this somewhat believable purple cat in the water, another one of Xero's passive skill had activated!

His Divine Buddha Eye had the ability to "destroy the lies and summon the truth!"

For a Foundation Establishment School, he hadn't expected that a student here would be able to use the Transformation Spell. This was actually an ancient and advanced skill. The General Management of the 100 Academies didn't actually forbid anyone from learning this spell, but it was kind of illogical for a Foundation Establishment Cultivator to learn this without a master.

That being said, he figured that this guy that Zunhao sent to bully him… was definitely an expert!

Earlier on, he had figured that his fei zhuliu should be nearby to take photos in case Xero didn't help the cat. Then the next day, they would flood the school's Luntan and Thread Board! For this small piece of evidence, they would have to make a whole article trying to shift the situation, and it would definitely trigger some piss gathering officers to definitely scold Xero en bloc.

By the time that's done, No. 90's reputation would have been tarnished.

This purple cat was still in the pond. 

"…" Xero stared at the purple cat; no one noticed his pupils as dark and steep as obsidian, suddenly radiate with divine, radiant light of a kaleidoscope.

It had been said that Rong Bufan's Transformation Efficiency was unmatched and it could deceive eyes and ears. But this petty attempt couldn't escape the effects and supremacy of Divine Buddha Eye. 

While Rong Bufan was playing in the pond, he suddenly noticed that his field of vision changed… even the purple fur on his hands and skin was fading…

That's… unusual!

The situation…

… Was getting weird.

Then after a few seconds…

He stood up in the lotus pond, his face full of surprise.

Standing gallantly, his wet balls dangling…

… Jesus Christ!

Rong Bufan hadn't imagined that he would turn into a human this fast! And the most alarming thing was that his clothes were gone! He was butt naked!

"…" Stung by the scene, Xero covered his eyes and silently said "F**k!" in his heart. Why were his balls so droopy like a f**king eyeball dangling from the socket! And someone please enlighten him… where the hell was Rong Bufan's clothes?! Anyone who saw this sight would think it was a porn scene… 

This damn ability to "destroy the lies and summon the truth" was certainly effective and helped him see through difficult situations, but this was just too much; It stung the eyes! Hell, it even made my eyes water writing this!

Obviously, Xero needs to fix some bugs in this damn ability…

This scene was too embarrassing for Xero.

He felt a little penitent!

At that very moment, Rong Bufan felt wretched and like he had gone a little crazy — like he had drank a power-up potion in a video game and it took half of the lotto from his health. Additionally, this feeling of the wind blowing on his two bowling balls…

Rong Bufan covered his face and sank once again into the pond. 

Thankfully, there was no one around, and his fei zhuliu underling was still lurking in the distance. 

Bracing himself, he hastily asked for help. "Uh… classmate, can you pass me some clothes?"

Xero: "…"

After pondering for a bit, Xero took off his tracksuit top and gave it to Rong Bufan.

He then quietly turned to leave.

After all, he wasn't Lianhua who would take pleasure in this sight…

A quiet boy walking through sakura and magnolia mixed trees with a slightly despondency air…

Still sitting dazedly in the small pond, Rong Bufan watched Xero's retreating back.

He hadn't expected the Transformation Spell to wear off that fast. Furthermore, he hadn't thought that the guy that he was supposed to bully, would be the one to rescue him in this embarrassment.

Rong Bufan climbed out of the pond and wore the grayish, black tracksuit Xero gave him. It was long enough to cover his embarrassing bits so it was enough. He zipped it up fully. Fortunately, school wasn't over yet; otherwise, a number of couples would be seeing a naked man in a pond…

"Boss, I got everything on camera!" His fei zhuliu underling plopped up next to him. 

Pissed, Rong Bufan knocked his head hard, "Bastard, you still want to f**king record?! Delete it!" His face twitched. The video not only contained his naked body, but the humiliation of Xero giving him the jacket, and he looked like a real dumbass in the pond splashing happily — how would he keep such a video?!

Rubbing the top of his head, the fei zhuliu underling said, "Then, this student… are we not bullying him anymore?"

"For this type of student, it's better we welcome him with open arms than to bully him! If not for this Classmate Wang Jie I would have walked back to school grounds butt ass naked!" As Rong Bufan said this, he stripped the fei zhuliu underling of his pants.

"… F**king seriously?" The fei zhuliu underling felt aggrieved as the wind blew over his marbles…

"I will have to properly thank this Classmate Wang Jie later." Rong Bufan sighed. Thinking of Zunhao's group that wanted to stir up trouble, he felt the gap in the students qualities… he couldn't continue being a bastard like this. No. 89's Student Union needs a cleanup!

The two delinquents stared in the distance in which Xero had walked off to.

Then, almost instantly, Xero's Grand Barrier Restriction Spell was activated…

Wait, what the f**k!?

— The two delinquents then realized an important problem…

This Classmate Wang Jie… the hell was his name again?

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