Sometimes life gives you lemons, but I don't need them! What the hell does she mean we're married?!
"You must be joking! What kind of sick joke is that? Since when did I agree to any of this? And besides, marriage needs love! What made you think I'm in love with you?!" My voice came out louder than I intended. No—scratch that. Exactly as loud as it needed to be.
The skeleton didn't even flinch. I swear I could almost sense a smile etched into its skull.
"What do you mean? You jumped right into my arms." It covered its face with both bony hands, bouquet still dangling there, making the whole scene look even eerier. Am I stuck in some twisted horror novel?
"I did no such thing—" But then it hit me. That moment when I tried to strike her, the cola dropped on my head… Damn it. Thank you, Milo4more. You just helped me land a wife.
A wife... The Death itself...
My chest sank beneath the weight of a stone as heavy as the world.
