"Very good, full of spirit!"
Chu Ze nodded:
"However, I'm no longer your officer, so just call me by my name."
"How can I do that?"
Unexpectedly, Sushang was quite insistent:
"My mother said, three meals a day, a father for life! You taught me so many battlefield skills, you will always be my officer!"
"...Isn't that 'a teacher for a day, a father for life'? How hungry are you! And that's not how you use that phrase, is it?"
Chu Ze thought for a moment but didn't correct her further.
After all, based on their rank conversion, he could still be considered Sushang's officer, just without direct command authority.
Listening to their conversation, Guinaifen also came over with interest:
"So you are the famous Officer Chu Ze? I've long heard your great name, it's like thunder in my ears. To meet you today is the fortune of three lifetimes!"
Chu Ze looked at the performing girl curiously:
"Oh? Am I famous?"
"Extremely famous!"
"For example?"
"Hmm..."
Guinaifen thought for a moment, then said loudly:
"For example, you went deep into an external star system, fought the Lord Ravager Fann one-on-one, and battled for three days and three nights without a winner..."
"And for another example, the Seven Arbiter-Generals of the Divine Arrow argued amongst themselves just to have you under their command..."
"There are also rumors that you have a close relationship with the Marshal, and that you once sold your ass on the Xuling Xianzhou..."
What on earth is all this!
How come I didn't know I was so amazing!
"The first two are rumors, I already explained them in Chapter 15."
Chu Ze narrowed his eyes at Guinaifen: "But what's with the last one? Is there 'ass-selling' literature even here?"
Guinaifen gave a dry laugh: "These are just rumors from the street, it's normal for small workshops to add some spice..."
"Not normal at all! I'm a standard straight guy, I've never sold any ass!"
Seeing that even Silver Wolf's gaze behind him was becoming strange, Chu Ze quickly changed the subject:
"Are you two livestreaming here?"
"Yes, Officer Chu Ze." Sushang replied: "Little Gui is already a famous streamer on the Xianzhou, her followers have reached 900,000!"
900,000 followers.
That was indeed not a small number.
And from their performance just now, it seemed they were talent and entertainment-type streamers.
In that case, couldn't he pull them in to make up the numbers and have them participate in the Xianzhou Cultural Exchange Gala on behalf of the Taiyan Division?
Chu Ze's eyes lit up, and he went straight to the point:
"Shangshang and Little Gui, do you two want to participate in the Xianzhou Cultural Exchange competition?"
"That's a large-scale event organized by the officials. If you perform there, you'll definitely attract a lot of fans, you know?"
Faced with Chu Ze's invitation, Sushang didn't answer immediately but looked at Guinaifen.
After all, Guinaifen was the professional streamer; she was just accompanying her friend to earn some extra money in her spare time.
"Of course, no problem. Since Officer Chu Ze has invited us, Little Gui certainly can't refuse."
Guinaifen agreed almost without hesitation.
But her eyes lit up, and looking at the rising popularity in her live stream room, she asked with a grin:
"But since you're already here, Officer Chu Ze, would you like to say hello to the family and show us a thing or two?"
"Of course, if you're in a hurry, then just pretend I didn't say anything..."
"Sure, no problem." Chu Ze readily agreed.
After all, Little Gui had helped him solve a work problem.
So it was only right for him to do a little something in her live stream room to boost her popularity.
"That's great!"
Guinaifen readjusted the camera, then looked at Chu Ze expectantly:
"So are you going for a literary or a martial performance?"
"What does that mean?"
"Literary is poetry and songs, martial is talent and entertainment."
"Then of course it's literary. No bragging, but I'm the best at reciting poetry!"
Chu Ze smiled confidently.
Then, using himself as the subject, he shook his head and began to recite:
"With a smile, I watch a thousand armies break upon the vast sea, I plot the universe and calculate cause and effect, without awareness or fear, I take life and death lightly, neither ghost nor god..."
"Wait a minute! This is obviously plagiarized from someone else!" Guinaifen quickly interrupted.
Chu Ze was stunned: "Hmm? I can't plagiarize?"
"Of course not! You're not even trying to hide it!"
"Tsk..."
Chu Ze decisively shifted the focus:
"Sushang."
"Sir!"
"You recite one for me."
"Ah? Me?"
Sushang's face immediately turned red, her small hands gesturing in the air.
After a long pause, she finally spoke slowly:
"Four Sushangs jump into the water, four mouths and eight legs... uh... umm..."
Seeing her forced performance, the comments in the live stream room were roaring with laughter, and the number of active viewers increased instead of decreasing.
Guinaifen glanced at the atmosphere in the live stream room and found that people were not rejecting Chu Ze and Sushang, but were laughing at their comedic effect.
So she was relieved and continued to interact with them:
"Officer Chu Ze, why don't you show us a talent instead? Looking at your figure, you seem to be very good at fitness?"
Speaking of this, Chu Ze immediately perked up:
"How can you say I'm good at it? I'm extremely good at it!"
"How about this, I'll do some impromptu warm-up exercises as a talent show!"
With that, he immediately took off his shirt, revealing his strong and well-defined abs.
Hiss...!
Two gasps of cold air were heard in reality.
Looking at his muscles that rose and fell with his breath, every line seeming to contain a wave of power, both Sushang and Guinaifen felt the urge to drool.
And it didn't end there.
Chu Ze maxed out the weight on Sushang's weight bags, adjusting them to the maximum weight the equipment could support.
After tying them to his legs, he did a handstand, and the fingers supporting him on the ground lifted one by one until only two fingers were supporting the weight of his body.
"I-is this... a one-finger handstand?"
"That's right, but this still isn't all!"
Chu Ze smiled faintly, then pressed his body down, starting to do handstand push-ups with the strength of only two fingers.
And his movements were extremely fast, as if he wasn't consuming any stamina at all, his entire figure began to move up and down continuously.
With the exertion of his body, his already beautiful muscles also began to tremble slightly, looking more real and even more alluring!
Guinaifen was completely stunned.
For her, the scene before her was no less than a man seeing a scantily clad, stunningly beautiful woman pole dancing.
The masculine hormonal scent seemed to spread in the air, and Guinaifen actually felt her heart beat faster, with the urge of a young boy seeing his goddess dance and getting a nosebleed.
She quickly shook her head, throwing the messy thoughts out of her mind.
Turning to look at the live stream room, she found that the comments in the live stream room had also exploded...
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