Power breaks bones. Wit breaks legacies.
Scene 1: The Descent – Celestial Tribunal Invades Earth
From the skies above, The Celestial Tribunal arrives:
• Verdict, the God of Order
• Silencia, the Goddess of Eternal Silence
• Justicar, the Enforcer of Balance
Each a cosmic entity capable of rewriting laws of nature.
The League watches them descend. Hope fills the air.
Superman (relieved):
"They're here. Elias can't match this level of divinity."
Flash (muttering):
"You said that last time."
And then—
Elias walks out of a portal… eating a slice of pizza.
Scene 2: Opening Banter – Roast Begins
Verdict:
"You are summoned to face judgment, Elias Black. Stand and be—"
Elias (interrupting, mouth full):
"Hold up. Are you seriously opening with the 'face judgment' line? What is this, divine court or budget Marvel cosplay?"
Silencia raises her hand, trying to silence him with divine silence.
Elias grins.
Elias:
"Cute power. You cancel sound, I cancel respect. We good?"
Justicar (growling):
"You dare mock the Tribunal of Realms?"
Elias:
"Oh absolutely. You look like a rejected God of War DLC."
Scene 3: The Battle Begins – Fighting & Trolling Simultaneously
Verdict blasts beams of cosmic order.
Elias dodges casually, flips midair, and lands on a floating piece of rubble.
Elias:
"Bro, that laser couldn't hit a metaphor. You sure you're the god of anything besides disappointment?"
He teleports behind Verdict and slaps the back of his divine helmet.
Elias:
"Tag! You're mid-tier!"
Silencia unleashes psychic muting, trying to erase his thoughts.
Elias yawns.
Then he screams back, Omega-powered sarcasm laced in every decibel.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP! THE MUTE GODDESS IS TRYING TO TALK!"
Silencia stumbles—her silence breaks.
Elias:
"Guess what? That was me talking at 20% annoying. You want full volume?"
Scene 4: Mocking the Justice League While They Try to Help
Superman flies in—ready to attack.
Elias (squinting):
"Look who decided to be relevant again. You come here to lecture or actually throw a punch this time?"
Clark (growling):
"I came to stop you from becoming worse than Darkseid."
Elias:
"Clark, if I wanted your opinion, I'd read a cereal box. Spoiler: you're still the toy inside."
Wonder Woman swings her sword.
Elias ducks, elbows her in the gut, and grins.
Elias:
"Princess, you swing like your plot armor's expired."
Batman throws a flashbang.
Elias catches it, bites it open, and spits the smoke in Bruce's face.
Elias:
"Still using toys, huh? At least pretend to evolve. Or did Alfred forget to update your firmware?"
Scene 5: Trolling Through Pain – Elias Takes Hits and Laughs
Justicar finally lands a blow—smashing Elias into the ground with a cosmic gavel.
The earth craters.
Silence.
Then Elias rises—grinning, bruised, but laughing.
Elias (mocking cough):
"You hit like a theology professor with arthritis. Wanna try again, or should I teach you how to punish someone?"
He cracks his neck.
Spits out blood.
Still smiling.
"You gods keep swinging truth like it's a hammer.
But truth doesn't hurt me. I am what comes after it."
Scene 6: Final Mockery – Omega Pulse Unleashed
He gathers Omega Energy in both hands.
Elias:
"Lesson of the day, kids:
You don't need to be a god…
You just have to hit where it hurts."
He unleashes Omega Pulse—coded with humiliation, doubt, and soul-cracking sarcasm.
• Verdict shatters into paradox.
• Silencia flees, her own silence screaming.
• Justicar stumbles backward—crying for the first time in millennia.
Final Scene: Elias Walks Away
The gods retreat.
The League watches in stunned horror.
Elias turns around and throws a business card behind him.
"Elias Black – Cosmic Problem, Local Attitude.
Now accepting god-tier apologies or tacos. Whichever's faster."