"Are you serious?"
Hermes found the suggestion ridiculous. "There's no way that we would—"
Aphrodite blushed. "I… I was actually thinking about the same thing. Ever since… Ever since I learned there's two of you now."
Even Apple was shocked. "Oh. I suppose that is to be expected given the books that you read."
"Oi, what books?" Somner shook Aphrodite. "You gotta share them with me, Ditee! I want to read some good smut too!"
"Hold on!" Hermes said, raising his hand. "We're going off track here. What if someone hears us—"
"It's the dead of the night, and everyone is too drunk from the banquet to care." Apple just said matter-of-factly. "Aphrodite's parents would likely be returning tomorrow, as they went to buy more goat skin to make parchment of."
Hermes looked at him incredulously. "You too? You're seriously considering this after what just happened?"
