The Cursed No-Nut Trap Game, "Ona-Aka"
To be honest, I've never played it, so I don't really know much.
My roommate kept rambling about it without even being asked, so I only ever picked up bits and pieces about this game.
Anyway, he was the kind of guy who loved to talk.
And after listening to all that unnecessary information, I was left with just one conclusion about the game
"No-Nut Trap":
"Well… guess that's good marketing."
My roommate was a chronically online loser who poured his entire life into internet communities.
If something rubbed him the wrong way, he'd latch onto it like a madman and spend days trolling.
So I could somewhat understand why the goddess was absolutely pissed.
Even I could see how annoyingly persistent his (tearful...no, disgusting) attempts were at labeling the game with a "No-Nut" tag.
Getting summoned to another world out of nowhere was shocking, sure…
but it seems the misunderstanding was cleared up.
"Okay, then send me back now."
"...."
Flinch.
The goddess's shoulders trembled.
"I have work tomorrow. Please send me back!"
"I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorryyy… I've committed an unforgivable sin… Waaaah…!"
"…What are you apologizing so hard for? Just send me back to where I came from."
"Well, about that…"
The kneeling goddess, her eyes brimming with tears, spoke up.
"I… can't…"
"...."
"I...sniff...used too much power in a fit of anger… It's irreversible now…"
"What?"
"Hic! I'm sorry!!"
As if realizing the gravity of her mistake, the goddess immediately prostrated herself again.
Then, as if struck by inspiration, she suddenly lifted her head.
"Ah!"
"Thought of something?"
[Eroge Goddess bestows her blessing!]
"A bonus! I'll give you a bonus! This world isn't so bad! There are lots of pretty girls, and, and....!"
"No…!! I said send me back!"
[Eroge Goddess pushes your charm to the limit]
[Mythic Authority: Divine Body acquired!]
[Mythic Authority Limit Reached!]
[Eroge Goddess removes your Mythic Authority Limit!]
[Mythic Authority: Blood Seduction acquired! Mythic Authority: Lucky Pervert acquired!]
"This one too! And this! And this!"
"W-wait…! Slow down!"
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorryyy!! Hueeeeng!"
[Mythic Authority『Personality Excretion』 acquired!]
[Mythic Authority『Saint's Protection』 acquired!]
[Mythic Authority『Discipline of the Undying』 acquired!
[Mythic Skill 『Insight・Crimson』 acquired!]
Every single one of these was a rare skill you'd never see through normal means…
I didn't even need to think hard to realize that.
I could stay calm, at least until the anger boiling inside reached its peak—because honestly, I could tell she was genuinely sorry.
Lying flat on the ground, the goddess bowed so low I could only see the back of her head—like she was ready to accept anything I said, no matter how harsh.
"Sigh…"
"I-I completely removed all difficulty levels! How about treating it like enjoying a harem?"
"I only care about pure love."
"...."
"This game? It's my roommate's thing. Honestly… I don't even like harems."
Sex is the fruit of love.
Content that glorifies violent, animalistic sexual relationships isn't my thing.
I was just about to fall asleep browsing my pure love collection like any other night.
I'm someone completely, utterly unrelated to this genre.
As I firmly stated my preferences, the goddess' face turned pale.
"...It's a difficult request, but…"
"Difficult request?"
"Could you maybe… just maybe… switch to the harem route from today…? Please…? Is that… not okay…?"
The blonde goddess sniffled, on the verge of tears.
"...."
Sigh.
Should I just give it a shot?
Honestly, she looked so miserable, like she was about to vanish under the weight of her own guilt, that I almost felt bad for her.
She had used immense power to kidnap someone from another world on impulse…
That just showed how much she cared about her game.
That the hate comments had genuinely hurt her.
And I guess… that's kind of cute, in a way.
"That bastard did go too far with his words."
"...Huh?"
"Pretty girls aren't bad, either."
It's not like I hate the idea of a harem, it's just not my preference.
Living under the same roof with a cute girl is a happy scenario in itself.
Ah. Since it's an eroge, she's not a blood-related sister, right?
"So…"
"I'll give it a try."
I'll try it.
Though I said it with full awareness that this was just a game…
The goddess looked overjoyed.
"Uu… uhehe… In a way… Kim Sang-hyuk, you might be… the only player who'll judge my game purely, without any preconceptions…!"
"...."
When did she even learn my name…? Creepy.
"Anything I should know? I've suddenly got a family I don't recognize… If there's a manual, hand it over."
"You don't need one right now! Just dive in headfirst! Ehehehe!"
Her reddened eyes now crinkled into a smile.
...Well. Manual? Who needs a manual? Games are meant to be played by diving in headfirst.
After the goddess vanished, I checked my room first.
'Student ID.'
Proof of enrollment at Et Sol Academy… or so it seemed.
I was one grade above my "sister," apparently.
Overall evaluation: [D-Rank]
'Not exactly outstanding.'
I didn't know the original protagonist's background, but…
Being a second-year with a D-Rank overall evaluation? That's basically trash tier.
'Time.'
7:30 AM.
For the sake of the sister who woke me up, I should head out first. If this is my new family, I should get along with them.a
Before I turned the doorknob, I felt my body tense slightly.
A new world. A new family. A new life.
Who would've thought my soul-less, day-to-day existence would get hit with a curveball like this?