( A/N: I would like to say this again, this is not a power fantasy, just a guy who abuses any "loophole" he can. Also, just saying, he won't be able to do this or have a near infinite amount of spirituality like here after a few chapters, because everyone still needs to die for him to escape.
I know most people reading this won't be surprised at this, but I know some dumbass is going to be like "he's too op, make him weaker blablabla" - you know the type. So I'm putting this here and telling you this isn't a Chinese fic, nor...
Is this for you to self-insert every way through? Yes, I know this does have some self-insert parts; however, they're not too heavy. This is just here for LOTM fans to lore dive into. One, yes, I know you guys are reading and already like "this is totally what volume 2 is building up to" - don't try and lie.
While also just being for LOTM fans who like the fourth epoch and/or are just tired of basically the same fic coming out every once and a while with the same god damn plot and/or just cash grabs and AI generated slop (Chinese as well). If you can't handle that, fine, but please just don't be a dick.
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'Around 106 years is how long the Tudor-Trunsoest United Empire will last until the war of the four emperors breaks out, after which it will be about 700 or so years, give or take, till the pale disaster happens and then fucks over everyone - well, except Adam (Primordial God Almighty) and Celestial Worthy.
Speaking of which, I should contain the Chaos Sea and Blasphemy Slate to scrub out the corruption of those two from it. Wait, no... what if after I do that I get corrupted by the Original Creator's will? Yeah, no, I'm not taking that risk.
"They" are simply too dangerous. Speaking of which, when Cheek starts trying to become the female side of the Original Creator/Primordial God Almighty, I should have my puppet ready. Hmm... when you really think about it like I am right now, puppets are a little too overpowered, aren't they?
Ehh, that doesn't matter. Who cares, as long as it benefits me in making sure the true apocalypse doesn't happen, which I often see overlooked in fanfics and one of the motives behind Celestial Worthy and God Almighty to stop the true Original Creator from reviving.
Because if "they" do, it simply will be the end for everything, including now me, since my soul has been tainted by this world along with this body after becoming a beyonder and transmigrating into LOTM, making it a very real risk I kind of just become a part of them.
I mean, since LOTM is real, it would be kind of dumb to think just going back to my original world would let me avoid everything, since entities like High-Dimensional Overseer and Celestial Worthy exist along with a few others. LOTM is kind of retroactively a multiverse.
And to put it extremely simply, since Original Creator is above like everything and one in verse...' Hei An stopped thinking for a moment to groan as he started thinking once again. 'That would let "them" interact with my universe. You know what, I don't want to think about this anymore.'
Feeling stiff after sitting on a throne for 8 hours and plotting how to screw over gods and angels to make things happen as they originally would in the book, he looked over to see Heavens Will still standing next to his throne.
'Freaky bitch.' A smile came onto his face as he asked, "Blessings for The Earth From Heaven Who Is Worthy, is Celestial Worthy awake right about now?" "She" merely shook "her" head shortly before saying, "No, however, good news: you killed the body God Almighty was in, and now "he" is fending off both your corruption and Celestial Worthy's corruption.
Inside this world's dreadful mixture of the underworld, chaos sea, mind world, mirror world and historical void - though I wouldn't be surprised if "he" saw this coming and stole some of "his" other self's ideas in the real world and took the soul of the failed door along with one of the discarded transmigrators and did something with "them" to try and do something."
Hearing that, Hei An's eyebrow twitched as he started rubbing his glabella. 'Fuck, it slipped my mind that there were transmigrators in the fourth epoch. Fuck, how could I forget about it? Damn it, I'll have to travel around the world either killing or making sure they don't advance past a sequence 7, and if any one of them is sequence 5 or higher, I need to kill them on the spot.
Damn it, how could I forget about the fact that Celestial Worthy basically won no matter what "he" did, including with "his" failed transmigrator plan mentioned briefly compared to how important it is in the original novel? Damn it, neither of those two can even start reviving in any meaningful way till the 5th epoch.'
After adding another bag upon bags he already got from Heavens Will to his stress, Hei An sighed shortly before remembering something and asked Heavens Will, "Now that I think about it, how in the hell can you use different abilities only a lord of mysteries should be able to use as freely as you do?"
A smile graced her pale, transparent, jade-like face as she answered, "It's simple: as a attendant of mysteries, I'm allowed to, along with the fact you can consider me a 1/4th of a pillar. It's simple, just natural for me. Well, that and along with the fact that I am the Lord Of Mysteries but not, after all. My existence only came about from...
Ripped out parts of the High-Dimensional Overseer, specifically the parts related to fantasies. Though "he" didn't get it fully removed and still has most of it, "he" had to get help from the Mother Tree Of Desire along with the Goddess Of Fate.
Since, well, Celestial Worthy did extract some of their authorities as well, though when it comes to the Goddess Of Fate, "she" was promised a little something." At Heavens Will, who once again went into rambling mode, Hei An merely sighed and ignored "her" once again as he resumed his walking while maintaining a summoning shaman dance for her along with an anchoring dance for lost souls.
Thanks to him being in his domain and him having an absurd amount of spirituality - in fact, he could maintain himself by just draining some from practically most humans on the planet - 'Wait, why don't I just do that?' And shortly after thinking so, he started doing so.
Feeling extremely refreshed, Hei An started looking around as he had never been in such a grand castle. Heck, he'd only been to a mansion a few times, and that was in high school when doing the group project of his rich friend Fatty Wang.
While checking out everything, at some point, since he could withstand endless corruption, he just started using precognition about everything and even released ripples of spirituality every once and a while with his knowledge that would kill anyone left inside the castle.
But soon he tilted his head and moved his body 64.374987421369 degrees to pivot the attack of someone trying to kill him, after which Hei An said, "Amanisses is unshaven down there. Also, the carpets match the drapes because she's a wolf. Also, everything started because of Chernobyl."
As Hei An was talking, he also was polluting everything around him with his soul, not caring if anyone took a peek because they would die. Fun fact: if you look in the Chinese side of the internet hard enough, Amanisses porn can be found. (A/N: Just saying, also I totally haven't looked hard enough.)
From the right beside him, a golden haired man clutched his head and exploded, shortly before reforming into a woman with crimson things coming out of "them" and then dissolving into a black puddle on the ground.
"Fucking hell, what the shit!? All that just from me saying random shit? Holy fuck, what would happen to me if I wasn't immune!?"
( Fun Fact | I got something wrong Evernight is actually probably German maybe but she still has a high chance of being Chinese so I won't take it out. )