The first week of term, Hogwarts ran like a wound-up clockwork mechanism , precise, relentless, and fast.
The corridors felt a shade thinner on air than usual, every stretch of stone hallway clogged with students and professors moving at a clip. The lights in the administrative office burned almost through the night, and outside Sirius Black's office door, stacks of attendance sheets and disciplinary reports had grown into something resembling a small fortress. Mr. Argus Filch patrolled with unprecedented zeal, Mrs. Norris gliding beside him, both of them hunting for any unlucky soul reckless enough to break a school rule in the very first week. Even the Prefects were running around, collecting the points tallies from each Class Representative and compiling everything for the administrative office's review.
For those bold sixth-years who had signed up for the brand-new "Advanced Magical Creature Breeding" elective, though, the real challenge was only just beginning.
They stood gathered at the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
Before them rose a structure that inspired the specific kind of awe that lives very close to dread.
It had once been a greenhouse , glass and iron, strangled by vines, left to rot at the forest's margin. That version was gone. The original glass had been replaced entirely by a thick, opaque crystal, its surface traced with faint rune-light that pulsed and faded like slow breathing. The dome's framework was forged from werewolf steel, dull and dark and grimly solid. The door was massive and featureless: no knocker, no handle, nothing. Only a magic seal rotated slowly at its center, so intricate it made the eyes slide off it. It looked less like the entrance to a classroom and more like the deepest vault in Gringotts.
Then Hagrid appeared.
He wore a brand-new dragon-hide apron, thick enough to turn a claw, layered over his starched "Silvermane Academy Keeper" uniform, which he wore with obvious pride. His expression was unusually serious. His beard had been trimmed. His whole body was wound tight, the look of a man straining to remember specific, complicated words he'd rehearsed earlier.
"Welcome," he said, his voice its usual thunder, though with a new and unfamiliar stiffness underneath, the cadence of someone reading off a mental script. "Welcome to your new classroom."
He squared his enormous shoulders. "I've got to make this clear from the start. This isn't a place for feeding Flobberworms. It's not a place for petting Hippogriffs." He paused, searching for the right weight. "This is a... research project. With real risks. And real... rewards."
He dug into a vast coat pocket and produced a stack of parchment thick as a proper brick, and began working his way down the line, pressing a copy into each student's hands.
Safety Guide for Sixth-Year Students Breeding Blast-Ended Skrewts (Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Special Edition)
Fred and George Weasley exchanged a single glance and immediately started flipping through theirs. They found the line Adult specimens capable of demolishing the greenhouse glass dome with the unerring instinct of people who have spent years locating exactly this sort of information. Gold-coin signs practically lit up in both their eyes simultaneously.
"Quiet!"
The sound hit like a thunderclap. Leaves along the forest edge shook.
"Weasleys." Hagrid leveled a finger at the twins like he was sighting a target. "I am specifically warning you two. You will read the absolute prohibitions chapter. Carefully. Every word."
He let the finger hang there a moment for emphasis.
"Douglas said — anyone who causes trouble in here spends the rest of their time before graduation cleaning leaves off the Whomping Willow. With a toothbrush."
The twins' grins dimmed several notches.
Hagrid gave a satisfied nod. He turned back to the door and tapped the rotating seal at its center with his wand , a little clumsily, but with clear intent. The heavy werewolf-steel doors split apart and slid silently to either side.
And the smell hit them.
The moment the gap opened, something extraordinary rolled out , rich, warm, and almost indecently good. It smelled like lobster, the finest possible lobster, pulled fresh from the oven and slathered in butter and vanilla, threaded through with a faint trace of caramel that you couldn't quite catch before it vanished. It didn't drift. It invaded. It went straight for the oldest part of the brain, the part that has nothing to do with reason.
Somewhere in the group, a Hufflepuff girl swallowed audibly.
"Merlin's beard," someone breathed. "What is that?"
A complicated expression moved across Hagrid's face. Pride, yes , barely contained, almost bursting. But underneath it, something mournful.
"Ah," he said loudly, shaking his great head. "You never smelled my first batch."
He sighed with deep feeling.
"Those were proper Blast-Ended Skrewts. Legs poking out everywhere, no idea what they were doing, absolutely reeking of rotten fish and shrimp." He drew a slow, nostalgic breath through his nose, as if the smell were still there. "So alive. That was the smell of life, that was."
The students exchanged glances. No one had words for this particular aesthetic position.
Hagrid heaved a sigh that seemed to come from somewhere deep in his chest. He dropped his voice to a mutter.
"But Douglas said it wouldn't do. Said the Ministry would never approve anything like that in a hundred years." A pause. "Said nobody wants to eat something that smells like a Grindylow's armpit."
He shook his head slowly.
"Really," he concluded, with great sincerity. "No appreciation for true art."
Every single student in the group silently, privately, offered Professor Holmes their most heartfelt thanks.
Hagrid led them inside.
The interior looked nothing like what any of them had imagined, and nothing at all like Hagrid's style. The students registered this and, once again, gave Professor Holmes their silent appreciation.
No soil. No weeds. No tangled growth of anything.
Cold flagstones covered the floor, each one inscribed with explosion-resistant runes. In the center of the space, arranged in neat rows, sat over a dozen completely sealed breeding tanks that glowed softly with contained magic. The extraordinary aroma was seeping out through narrow filtered vents at the top of each tank.
"Over here," Hagrid said, and beckoned them toward the nearest one.
Through the thick crystal observation window, they finally saw.
Eggs. The size of ostrich eggs, lying in loose clusters on glowing moss. The shells had the warm, subtle luminescence of fine pearls, and across each surface ran faint patterns , slow-moving, liquid gold threading through the white, like something alive just beneath the shell. They didn't look like the eggs of a dangerous magical creature. They looked like something you might find in a museum case, under glass, with a very long description card beside them.
"This," Hagrid announced, his voice swelling with pride he could no longer contain, "is your semester project."
He straightened up and cleared his throat, reaching for the phrasing Douglas had drilled into him.
"A brand-new, directionally optimized breed of Blast-Ended Skrewt." He cleared his throat again and pressed on. "Douglas had me feed them all kinds of rare and special things — specifically so they would, um, smell good. And taste..." He nodded seriously. "Good too."
A beat of silence.
"For eating?"
The room erupted. The noise was immediate, total, and completely sincere , two years of Care of Magical Creatures class had not remotely prepared any of them for this.
Hagrid heard it, recognized what he'd done, and scratched the back of his head with an awkward grimace. That had been Douglas's exact phrasing, word for word.
Probably should've reworded that one.
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Daily Question — Answer:
False.
Analysis: Certain defensive spells , including Occlumency and the Patronus Charm, which can be performed wandlessly , disprove the absolute claim that "all" spells require a wand.
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