"Karen and the Suspicious Avocado"
Karen squinted at the grocery store avocado display like a detective at a crime scene. She picked one up, squeezed it, then gasped.
Karen (to the stock boy): "This avocado is hard. Are you sure it's organic?"
Stock Boy: "Ma'am, it's just… not ripe yet."
Karen (clutching it like evidence): "That's exactly what Big Produce would say."
She demanded to see the avocado's "birth certificate," accused the store of "guacamole fraud," and left a 1-star review titled: "AVOCADO GATE – RIP-OFF OR GOVERNMENT PLOT?"
The next day, the store put up a sign: "Please do not interrogate the produce."