"Sera, Gabby, I'll be sure to write and call you both. I'll miss you, but the next time we see each other I'll be very different. I'll have Dad give you my number once I have a phone."
With those parting words and a mutual cry of denial, Inari and Leon popped out of existence right as the women lunged for him.
Both were left empty handed, with equally empty eyes as they shared a look of depression.
"He's going to come back as a little monster." Sera muttered out. Gabriel nodded in agreement.
"We'll have to step up our training. We can't have our little fox getting a big head and surpassing us." It was Serafall's turn to nod.
"We have to be strong enough to keep all the bimbos he's inevitably going to have crawling after him away." She pouted as the pair held hands, looking into each other's eyes.
"Gabby! All those Norse sluts are going to taint our little Leon! We can't let them!" Gabriel had a look of intense focus as the pair talked.
"Valkyries are all female, and that old pervert Odin is going to corrupt him. We can't let Freyja get a jump on us either!" The two nodded in mutual understanding.
"We'll declare war on the Norse!"
A pair of tiny fists bopped them both on the head as Leon popped back into existence with a cell phone in hand.
"No declaring wars! I need training, it's only a few years! Behave yourselves!" Leon stared at them imperiously, pointing at each woman in turn.
"The next time I see you, you both better be healthy, happy, and close to ascending. I'll have at least four tails by then, so keep up!"
His little arrogant declarations were adorable, though the pair took his words to heart. Leon leaned forward, planting a kiss on their cheeks.
"Don't worry, I'll have barely started puberty by the time I'm done in Asgard. Nobody will be able to 'taint' me, you weirdos. I'm a Yako anyway. It's my job to taint others."
With a pointed look and a smirk at Gabriel, Leon pulled out three pieces of paper, placing two in the hands of the still stunned silent women in front of him.
With a small pulse of magic and a wave goodbye, the third lit up, whisking him away from the two once more.
A minute passed in silence, then two.
"That brat!" Serafall shouted out, tossing her hands in the air.
"I'll show him!" Gabriel struck a pose, fist shaking threateningly at the spot Leon was previously standing.
"He called us weirdos!"
"He said he was going to taint others! I knew we shouldn't have let Odin and Azazel visit!"
The two shared a look.
""Damnit! I wanted his virginity!""
Leon shuddered briefly as he trekked along the Bifrost, a premonition of doom hovering over him before he dismissed it.
He had a Valkyrie to corrupt, and a Nordic goddess to claim. Odin and Freyja had been on the outs for a while because of the old man's perversion.
As far as Leon was concerned, she was the new world and he was Britain and Spain coming to claim and conquer. His Yako side would need to be exercised over the course of his studies after all.
Approaching the colossal palace, Leon continuously took in his surroundings. He had to pass through the main thoroughfare of the city in order to reach the gates.
His father told him he would be let in upon his arrival, but that there was no rush, as he had some business to discuss with Odin before Leon arrived.
Several large buildings caught his eye as he passed through, most notably what appeared to be the halls of Valhalla in the distance.
It was a bustling city, filled with men and women reminiscent of what he imagined a more modern society of Vikings would look like.
He could see Valkyries swooping through the air, and the occasional Einherjar taking a trip away from Valhalla.
Even the normal citizens were built strong and beautiful, though they were a mix of many different races and species.
It was much like any modern city to be found on Earth, or Midgard, depending on who you asked. Cafes lined the street alongside shops and markets.
Taverns were spread in regular intervals along the thoroughfare, all packed to the brim despite the early nature of the day.
Leon took it all in as he continued making his way down the path. Half an hour later, he finally managed to push his way out of the last crowd standing before the palace gates.
Walking up to the guards, he addressed the Valkyrie on the left, the Einherjar on the right eyeing him suspiciously.
"Hello Miss," he played to his apparent adorable current appearance. "My Dad told me to tell the nice lady at the front gate when I got here." He twitched his ears and flicked one of his tails as the other waved languidly.
In conjunction with his innocent eyes, it nearly caused the poor woman to break down in cute overload. She bent over, exposing a good amount of cleavage despite her armor.
"Hello there, cutie, could you tell me who your dad is?" She was still a professional, despite nearly crumbling in his first assault.
"His name is Inari Okami. He said he was meeting with Mister Odin." Leon continued playing with the poor woman.
His Yako side was eating it up, basking in the possibilities for troublemaking. It was only years of discipline that kept his target from squealing in delight.
"Yes, you're correct, your dad is here. Would you like me to take you to him?" Leon nodded in faux excitement.
"Yes, please!" He reached up with both arms, the universal sign for children asking to be carried. The Valkyrie never stood a chance, swooping down to scoop him up, placing him high on her waist as she turned to pass through the gates.
"I'll return shortly, Berg." She called out over her shoulder. The man simply shook his head and waved her off.
"Got it, Heska. I'll cover for you." Leon gave him a shit eating grin over her shoulder, getting a thumbs up from the Einherjar in response.