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Chapter 4 - Asking the Archiverse Characters what they think of Conservatives and Liberals

{Group chat}

You: Hey i want everyone's opinion of what they think of American politics and Conservatives and Liberals

Aster: 🀑 Earthlings buzzwords....

Fulgora: Stupid tbh....

Floria: People can't get along 😒

Oliver: Stupid and nonsensical but I think Conservatives are slightly more dumber....

Zack: I don't care about Earthlings meaningless politics that goes nowhere...

[Seren responding to that message]

Seren: Agreed Zack i find sword practicing more important than pointless debates in a fallen nation.

[Fulgora responding]

Fulgora: Seren please sugarcoat next time I don't want to offend anyone that may disagree with us.

[Goldie and Fern]

Goldie: So Fulgora who do you find more obnoxious?

[Fulgora responding]

Fulgora: Let's be honest both are stupid...depending on who you lean foward with but I'm no Earthling...so I can't really side similar to how Oliver does.

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Yotel: I'm black from Florida and I think both are idiotic but I'm leaning forward to Conservatives especially black conservatives like Candace owens....

[Oliver, Riven, Fulgora, Yarrow, Maple, Nico, Aurelia responding]

Oliver: πŸ‘

Riven: πŸ€”

Fulgora: πŸ‘

Yarrow: You might need to censor that and not add politicians from Earth...

Nico: πŸ‘

Aurelia: πŸ‘

Maple: πŸ‘

Oliver: Damn I wanted to talk about Ben Shapiro.

[Orchid responding]

Orchid: Who?

Oliver: Oh yeah sorry, he's this guy a lot of people on the internet don't like for his interesting 'talking'.

Fulgora: Oh how interesting, I wonder what this 'Shapiro' said that made lots of people upset.

Aurelia: I don't know who the hell is him but I could care less about his trivial Earthling opinion....

Lucien: He likely has no thought perception....🧊

Neptis: Probably take him like 500 years to process a complex water encyclopedia in his feeble earthly mind....

Maple: Add several more zero to 500

Yarrow: Ok ok that's enough politicians firing....although I'll admit it's somewhat funny....

Aurelia: Yeah yeah whatever maintain the priority....

Luke: Ok I'm not really into Earth politics πŸ˜’

[Riven responding]

Riven: None of us are but we are being polite to the user.....😊

[Lucien responding]

Lucien: πŸ‘

Lumine: Can you all stop with the whole thumb emoji thing?

Nico: F

Garrick: U

Aurelia: C

[Comment unable to pass, we must maintain the top agenda- Yarrow]

Cymira: Lol all of you thought 🀣

[Seren responding]

Seren: Shut up wolf and go back to making it Elyspring πŸ˜’.....

Cymira: Try me sword girl~

Seren: My blade can cut through your thick fur maybe you'll look civilized...

[Nico and Lucien responding]

Nico: πŸ”₯

Lucien: 🧊

Yarrow: Everyone the topic

Oliver: Right right right anymore opinions?

Velindra: I think both parties are mostly internet dweller knowledge πŸ’€

Nico: 🫑 thanks for that comment Velindra

Zinnia: I hate politics anyways....πŸ˜’

Fulgora: I hate politicians....πŸ˜’

Garrick: 🫑 me too

[Nobody responded to Garrick, Garrick sad emoji]

Garrick: 🫑....

[Garrick tries to struck up a conversation]

Garrick: Hey Patchouli aren't you a politician?

[Patchouli responding]

Patchouli: Do i look old to you? 🫩

[Patchouli typing again]

Patchouli: Never compare me to those clowns on Oliver's world....

Oliver: πŸ˜…....

Grandwill: I'm quite diabolical but not as diabolical as those 'leaders' on USA and other various nations....the worst thing i did was took 15% of Mysticoins away from Travelers....

Aurelia: You're right I rather have you then have Donald Trump as the ruler of our nation 🫑....

Patchouli: I think Donald Trump is a perfect reflection on the American people....

[Riven responding]

Riven: That's a bit harsh I'm sure they are plenty of individuals that are against their leader.

Maple: Yeah not every European lineage person is racist, not every African linage person is a gun wielding criminal, not every Indigenous and mixed lineage Hispanic are drug dealers narcos....those are just Earthling media pushing a narrative about a people on their skin color....cesspool media...πŸ˜’

Fulgora: The environment creates people too, broken families, raising etc, things happen for a reason, can't blame them πŸ˜”

Yotel: Nobody in the past was good anyways....

Nico: Agreed πŸ‘

Lucien: Parents probably failed their children πŸ˜”

Oliver: Nah the world failed everyone πŸ˜”

Lucien: You're right πŸ˜”

Aurelia: Hey would it be funny to name sewage drain after Politicians?

Hibiscus: Good thing we don't have that on Earth but that'll be funny, the Earthlings don't even like their leaders anyways

Draekarion: Interesting idea...

Rowin: One thing I hate about politicians is how cowardly they are...drafting young ones info war while they sit on their soon to be ash self in a office....

Fulgora: Oh yeah but i doubt WW3 would actually happen probably just fear and anticipation attention grabbing on the news lol.

Oliver: Yeah I doubt American would want a war since it cost and I doubt Iran wants to a war against USA, it's all attention grabbing.

Maple: Drafted all the politicians to the front line lol. 🫑

Fulgora: I don't support Anarchy to be honest I think Earthlings are incapable of leading themselves in a bigger nation stance.

Fulgora: Anarchy is just a way for things to be worst....pick your poison Earthlings, Dictatorship or Anarchy?

Neptis: I choose to live by myself I probably can't stand these people anyways....

Seren: Lord Neptis I thought you were comfortable around anyone?

Neptis: I am just not people as a whole, we're all introverted tbh...

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