Maria's hand lingered at the base, her fingers barely able to wrap halfway around his shaft. She muttered under her breath, eyes narrowing as though she were examining a specimen in a lab.
"I've seen it before...helped you with it more times than I care to admit. And yet, every single time, it still manages to surprise me." Her grip tightened slightly, testing. "Too thick for my hand to close around. Too long to even pretend it's normal."
"Honestly, how do you even walk naked? It must feel like dragging a rope between your legs. Does it slam against your thighs when you walk? Maybe even your knees?" Her lips curled into a mock-thoughtful smile. "I wonder if your joints are still intact after carrying this hammer around."
"You make it sound like I'm walking around with construction equipment dangling between my legs." Mika chuckled, his voice low, amused.