> "Even infinite systems have trolls." – Hyung Fyi
Inside the Ω∞D Pocket, Hyung Fyi floated casually in a lounge made of stardust and ultra-soft dark matter cushions. His fingers danced in the air, scrolling through billions of items from his Buy Anything System.
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He blinked.
"...Fish of what?"
Curious, he tapped it. Instantly, a fish-shaped creature spawned midair, flopping uselessly in the pocket.
It stared at him with galaxy-sized dead eyes.
> "Hello, Hyung Fyi. I am Bob. I do nothing. I cannot die. I will now sing."
It began singing in reverse languages that never existed. The Ω∞D System glitched.
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"...Huh?"
The stardust couch under him transformed into coral. The fish levitated.
> "I AM THE FISH THAT SHALL OUTLIVE ALL TIMELINES."
Hyung Fyi stared blankly.
He whispered:
"Buy: Omega Fish Cage that Mutes and Contains Dimensional Nuisance Lifeforms. Confirm."
> Purchase Complete.
The fish disappeared into a glowing jar labeled "DO NOT TAP."
He placed it on a shelf right next to the Sword of Infinity Erasure and the Cup of Plot Destruction.
He sighed and leaned back on his now-restored ultra-soft couch.
"…Never again. I'm only buying serious items from now on."
The system pinged.
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Hyung Fyi stared.
"…What the hell."