[Perfect Medical System successfully bound, detecting Host is viewing patient, system beginner's gift of one Precise Scan granted, now activating...]
[Reminder: This system has no side effects, and the detected content is genuine and reliable, please feel free to use it.]
This time, it wasn't just a voice.
A blue notification box appeared in front of him.
He gasped coldly.
As a young person of the new era, he certainly knew what this was.
He just never expected that he would awaken a system without even having to transmigrate!!
And it was the Perfect Medical System.
Was he about to start on the protagonist template and reach the peak of life?
[System scan complete.]
[Patient's Name: Unknown.]
[Patient's Gender: Female.]
[Illness Type: Postpartum Paralysis.]
[Patient's Condition: Current postpartum condition is extremely poor. Comprehensive evaluation indicates that without intervention, the remaining lifespan is likely to be 30 days.]
[System Tip: This is a rare case of fatal postpartum paralysis in humans, having been bedridden for three days, with only one month of life remaining. The current environment is poor, system limited to scanning function, host lacks ability for practical treatment, recommend calling an ambulance to send to a large Grade A tertiary hospital for treatment.]
The scan results were out.
Zhang Lingchuan's face was twitching.
This isn't the protagonist template that reaches the peak of life, this is the template that reaches the peak of insanity!
And it's supposedly a reliable Perfect Medical System!
Stupid system, right!
It actually scanned a cow as a human!
"Ah Chuan, is there no saving our cow?"
Seeing Zhang Lingchuan frowning, and frowning again, Li Qingguo, the owner of the cow, came over worriedly and asked.
After all, a cow is precious.
Plus, if something happens to the cow, the calf's chances of survival without the mother's milk are slim!
It's truly a case of losing both the bride and the soldier!
"Uncle Li, I don't think the problem should be too big, let's give the cow some nutritional medicine to replenish its energy for now. Then you bring over the sheet and alcohol, I'll give it a massage, and then we can start fire therapy. After that, let's find a few neighbors to help us lift it up."
Zhang Lingchuan said to Li Qingguo in front of the camera.
"Alright alright, Ah Chuan, with your words, I'm at ease."
The cow owner Li Qingguo nodded.
And Zhang Lingchuan took out some nutritional medicine from his bag.
"Generally speaking, for this type of postpartum paralysis, the narrow and cold cowshed is one reason, and the cow being frail and malnourished is another. So after giving birth, they can easily become paralyzed. So let's mix some medicines for it now, like our glucose, to supplement its energy."
He didn't know how many people were in the livestream room now.
But he was still broadcasting diligently.
As for that insane system that scans a cow as a human, he had given up treating it.
[Detected Host is adjusting nutritional medication, for rare postpartum paralysis, solely injecting nutritional medication won't work for the patient, may even delay the condition, please seek medical attention promptly.]
Just as he was drawing the medicine with a syringe.
A notification from the system rang in his mind again.
"???"
Zhang Lingchuan looked at this message.
Especially the question marks at the front of it.
Is this sarcastically implying that he's a hypocrite doctor making money by injecting nutritional fluid into patients?
Open your eyes and take a look!
This is a cow! A cow!!!
He doesn't know how to treat human postpartum paralysis, maybe injecting nutrition is useless, but damn it, this is a cow!
He's a veterinarian!
In postpartum care for cows, paralysis caused by weakness and malnutrition requires nutritional infusion!!
If this blind, insane system could materialize...
He really wanted to grab the other by the collar.
And rub their head back and forth on the cow!
Then shout!
Don't need your eyes? Donate them to someone who does!
The nutritional infusion went in soon enough.
Then he took out a large massager that looked like a clamp.
To loosen up the other party's muscles and bones first.
"This Dr. Zhang's equipment is amazing, he even has a massager!"
"Never knew cows needed massages too, what an eye-opener."
"Sigh, this video makes me inexplicably sad. About thirty years ago, the big yellow cow my family raised was paralyzed like this. At the time, veterinarian resources were scarce, and we didn't know how to treat it, eventually selling it to a cow merchant. Guessing it was slaughtered for meat, really hard to let go thinking about how it worked for us for so many years and ended up like that. I hope Dr. Zhang can make the cow stand up."
"Ah Chuan, I've brought the sheet and alcohol. These are my neighbors Ah Le and Old Zhou, you can call them Uncle Le and Uncle Zhou. How should we arrange things?"
Seeing this.
Netizens started chatting.
And offline, Li Qingguo also brought two neighbors, one looked around sixty, and the other in his thirties or forties.
Then his sturdy wife brought over alcohol and sheets.
"Aunt Wei, you and Uncle Li lay the sheet over the cow, then Uncle Zhou and Uncle Le, just pour the alcohol on it."
Zhang Lingchuan directed.
"They're actually pouring alcohol on the cow's back!"
"Oh my, what kind of treatment method is this!"
"Hiss—, they lit a fire, the flames are so big, are they roasting the cow alive!"
"Abstract, truly abstract, is Dr. Zhang practicing veterinary medicine or doing culinary arts! Feels like the beef's already medium rare!"
As soon as the fire was lit, the viewers in the livestream room instantly broke a hundred.
The number of comments increased.
Expressing confusion and skepticism over this scene.
Some even suspected Zhang Lingchuan was engaging in abstract art.
[Saving a life exceeds building seven-level pagodas, heartless medical practice, harms countless families.]
[Host, do not abandon your conscience for money, please immediately call 120 for a medical rescue to a hospital, at which time the system will issue rewards.]
As soon as the fire was lit.
He found that the system wasn't pretending anymore, it blatantly called him a heartless doctor!!
Look at the way it worded it.
Heartless medical practice, harming countless families.
Screw you!!
Even if he dared to call 120, would the ambulance dare to pull?!
Even if that opportunist ambulance dared to transport this cow to a tertiary hospital, would the hospital's doctors dare to save?!
Which hospital has an operating table big enough for a cow?!
What kind of karma did he accumulate to awaken such an insane system!
Although previously it hadn't misdiagnosed.
The cow's current state was indeed terrible.
If they didn't hurry and get it up, allowing it to walk normally, it probably had only a month left to live.
So right now he didn't want to deal with this crazy system.
He needed to hurry and treat the cow.
The fire was getting stronger and stronger.
Zhang Lingchuan reached out to feel the temperature.
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