They call it Xianlong, the Dragon-Blessed World.
A land of floating mountains, ancient sects, immortal emperors, seductive demons, and enough arrogance to fill ten universes.
Here, the sword is law. The strong rule. The weak... beg for mercy.
And if you have no talent? Well, better hope you look good in a coffin.
In this world, cultivation is everything. You don't work for money—you cultivate for power. You don't grow old—you cultivate until time fears you. You don't even need an army—just a big enough golden dragon made of Qi and people will run.
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🐉 The Cultivation Realms of Xianlong
Power here is measured by realms—each more ridiculous than the last:
🌱 1. Body Tempering Realm
Break your body to rebuild it. Punch trees. Eat rocks. Cry a little. Repeat.
💨 2. Qi Gathering Realm
Finally feel energy in your dantian. Now you're slightly stronger than a cow. Maybe.
🔥 3. Foundation Establishment Realm
Start forming your actual cultivation foundation. Your punches now explode things. You're officially better than a cow.
🌪 4. Core Formation Realm
Condense a golden core of energy in your body. Now you can fly. And blow up buildings. Neat.
⚡ 5. Nascent Soul Realm
Form a tiny version of yourself inside your core. It talks. It screams. It might even insult you.
🌌 6. Spirit Ascension Realm
Touch the Dao. Comprehend laws of the universe. Summon lightning with a glare. Officially terrifying.
🐲 7. Saint Realm and Above
Step into godhood. Create your own mini-world. Get worshipped.
Also: people will definitely try to kill you more.
(Note: Dual Cultivators may rise faster, especially if they "engage frequently.")
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👹 The Beasts and Monsters of Xianlong
Just when you think people are dangerous—beasts exist.
Spirit Beasts (Qi Stage – Foundation): Smart enough to hide. Strong enough to kill.
Demonic Beasts (Core – Ascension): Mutated by dark Qi. Love humans. As food.
Divine Beasts (Saint Realm and beyond): Ancient bloodlines. Phoenixes, dragons, tiger-kings. Basically walking natural disasters.
Yin Beasts: Attracted to strong dual cultivators. Usually... female. Often very persistent.
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⚔️ The Sects, Clans, and Chaos
The world of Xianlong is ruled by three things:
1. Sects – Giant religious powerhouses where people go to learn how to throw energy blasts and flirt aggressively.
2. Clans – Rich, arrogant families with bloodlines more fragile than egos.
3. Empires – They exist, mostly to provide tax money and get invaded.
Right now, the world is in relative peace. Which in Xianlong means "only five wars this year."
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And Into This Madness… I Dropped
A soul from another world.
Into the body of Li Xian—the most idiotic rich playboy this world has ever seen.
But I'm not here to follow the script.
I've got a Heaven-Grade Yang Physique.
I've got a broken dual cultivation system.
And I've got a mouth that might get me killed before my next breakthrough.
Let's see how far I can get before the heavens send someone to spank me.
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Author's Note
This prologue sets the tone for everything to come—wild cultivation, sexy encounters, sarcastic narration, and a plot that punches clichés in the face.
Now, Chapter 1 awaits...
– ✍️ Kazuki Ren