The journey across the Great Sand Sea was monotonous and mind-numbingly hot. The sand-skiffs glided over endless dunes under a sky of relentless blue. For hours, the only sounds were the hum of the magical engines and the whisper of the wind. And, of course, the distant, grating shouts from the rear of the caravan.
Matsui "FemboyHunter69" Tanoshii was an unrelenting annoyance. From his position on the supply skiff, he would scream compliments that were carried on the wind, each one more cringe-worthy than the last.
"MY WAIFU, YOUR SILHOUETTE AGAINST THE SUN IS A DIVINE MASTERPIECE!"
"BOMBOM-SAMA, EVEN YOUR SWEAT MUST TASTE LIKE THE NECTAR OF THE GODS!"
"I CAN SEE THE BEAUTIFUL CURVE OF YOUR CALVES FROM HERE! TRULY, A SIGHT TO BEHOLD!"
