"The data indicates that very few means in the universe can harm Wolf, and the most crucial point is his god-tier regenerative ability. He's unkillable."
Floating in mid-air, Green Lantern flipped through the Legion's internal data. As he read, his eyes widened in disbelief.
"Damn it, this is data meant for Legion members who maintain cosmic order. How can they write it like this?"
It explicitly stated the opponent was unkillable. What if a Lantern encountered this madman?
"You won't let go even if you die. Did you forget something again?"
Rob, standing on the ground, got back up somewhat comically. Minor flesh wounds on his body healed in an instant, David sneered.
In the comics, Wolverine (Rob) was a character who primarily served a comedic role, with many amusing actions and plot points. This included him being easily provoked into going to Apokolips to fight Darkseid one-on-one, and foolishly stubbing out his cigar on the Dark Lord's forehead.
"Perhaps this is a common flaw for those with immortality. If you don't have to die, what use is a brain?"
"This is my (Wolverine's) precious chain, the only one in the universe."
Rob stomped on the ground, his thick thighs rooting into the earth. He grunted, his muscles expanding, and began to wrestle with David. He still hadn't given up on pulling David down from the sky.
Ching!
Meanwhile, Clark's eyes shot out Heat Vision, striking Rob. It was like a lava stream hitting a steel wall, with energy radiating outwards at terrifying temperatures.
"Hotter, hotter.
You Kryptonian brat, your Wolverine grandpa often bathes in stars and occasionally swims tens of thousands of miles down. This temperature of yours isn't enough."
Hit in the chest by the Kryptonian's Heat Vision, Rob acted as if he were soaking in a hot spring, laughing deliberately to provoke them. Hissing sounds of enjoyment came from him.
"To satisfy your request, I'll turn up the heat for you!"
Breaking free from the chain, David also unleashed powerful energy beams from his eyes, bombarding Rob.
"Not hot, not hot at all!"
Grimacing from the burns, his chest scorched black, Rob still stubbornly yelled louder, his neck stiff.
"Then why do you look like a duck on a hot plate, wriggling around?"
Clark asked.
"Too cold, I'm shivering!" Rob's face turned beet red.
"Is that so? Then why do I smell roasted meat?"
David stopped his beam, his expression indifferent.
With no leverage in the air, his flight capabilities weren't enough to overpower Rob.
Suddenly, a lasso woven from golden light flew out, wrapping around Rob's neck and yanking him backward. A tremendous force pulled Rob's head back. An agile and heroic figure, Diana, had thrown the Lasso of Truth.
"Are you treating Wolverine grandpa like a horse!"
Rob gritted his teeth and yanked his head back fiercely. Diana lacked the strength to contend with him and was pulled flying towards him. He then headbutted Diana precisely on the head, causing a shockwave to erupt. She was sent flying backward again, nearly knocked unconscious, and her grip on the Lasso of Truth loosened.
"Woman, your strength is still far from Wolverine grandpa's."
Although rough and violent, not appearing to be a thinking creature, Rob was actually one of the rare martial arts masters in the universe.
"It's yours. Wolverine grandpa has something better!"
Rob abruptly let go of the chain he had just called precious and refused to let go of. He proudly pulled the Lasso of Truth from his neck, holding it with great affection. He swung it a couple of times, like a cool Western cowboy, and let out a whistle.
Ching!
Propelled by flames from behind, Batman, piloting the Fenrir Mech, swung a fist with tsunami-like force towards Rob.
But Rob swung the Lasso of Truth, ensnaring the mech's arm and flinging it away. He then used the momentum to smash Aquaman, Green Lantern, and Cyborg, who had leaped to attack, sending them flying. Only Flash narrowly avoided it by arching backward.
It was like brushing past a whistling giant hammer.
Barry Allen's heart pounded wildly. He had almost been turned into mincemeat!
He didn't have the defensive capabilities of Cyborg and Arthur.
With a narrowed gaze, Flash charged towards Wolverine, intending to use his Super Speed to take down this cosmic mercenary who had come to Earth to cause trouble.
However, among Wolverine's many superpowers was super speed, even if it wasn't as fast as Flash's.
He swung the Lasso of Truth again, hitting Flash squarely in the chest and sending him flying.
With several ribs likely broken, Flash flew backward dozens of meters, crashing to the ground.
"Too light, like a blade of grass."
Dissatisfied with the weight of the Lasso of Truth, Rob smacked his lips. He thought that if it had been his precious chain, that fast-moving light tube would have been shattered into pieces. Turning back, he was about to reclaim his precious chain.
A metal fist enlarged in his vision.
Boom!
Wolverine was sent flying. His body streaked through the air, plowing a trench hundreds of meters long through the street. Everything in its path—trees, cars, and signs—was crushed and pulverized.
He staggered to his feet from the bottom of the pit.
"I... I just saw my own butt?"
Every inch of his body ached, especially his neck. Wolf looked at the disorienting scene before him and finally realized his head had been twisted a full 180 degrees, turning around to face his own backside.
Crack!
Just as Wolf twisted his head back, Clark, following David's punch, also raised his fist to charge. But in the next second, Wolf twisted his waist and punched him away.
"Trying to sneak attack Rob, huh?"
He proudly blew on his fist.
RUMBLE!
The ground around Rob for dozens of meters suddenly caved in, crushing the asphalt. The terrifying gravity pressed the soil solid like steel. He sank into the ground, resisting the immense force, and looked up at the sky. But facing David's closely following punch, his body felt as if it were filled with lead, heavy and slow.
BANG!
The shockwave exploded, shattering glass for miles and shaking buildings.
It felt like a planet had crashed onto his head. Rob was knocked down again, his face bloody, his nose broken. He snarled and fought back, but David grabbed his fist with one palm, stopping him dead.
"Hmm?"
Having no pain receptors, he was unaffected. Disbelieving, he increased his strength, trying to push David away.
But this time, it wasn't in mid-air. David, expressionless, planted his feet firmly on the ground and slowly moved Rob's fist away from his face.
"No... Impossible!"
Veins bulged on his forehead, every hair on his body straining, yet he couldn't resist the overwhelming force. Rob's eyes widened, witnessing the most unacceptable thing happen.
Even when he had been knocked off his motorcycle, his neck broken, and his head spun around before, Wolf had seemed unbothered. But now, his face was flushed crimson.
"How could I, Rob the Great, be as weak as some little girl being overpowered?"
From the side, Wolf, who considered himself the toughest man in the universe, indeed looked as powerless as a young girl, completely unable to resist David's strength.
"I'm going to smash you!"
Rob threw another punch, and as expected, David easily caught it.
"Universe's number one bounty hunter?"
In a humiliating posture, David sneered, stretching his arms. Rob used all his might but couldn't stop his thick arms from being pulled apart inch by inch. His eyes widened in disbelief, about to pop out.
BANG!!!
Then, David headbutted him hard, returning the exact gesture he had made earlier when mocking Wonder Woman for being a weak woman.
"Your strength isn't even as good as my neighbor's sixty-year-old grandma!"
I'm writing a bit slow today, so the update is an hour late. I've written a few hundred extra words. My apologies.
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