"I'm also on Zombie Island, but I can't come to help you. I have quite a few bullets here. If you want some, I can trade with you."
Luo Feng's eyes lit up when he saw this message—it seemed there were plenty of weapons and ammunition on Zombie Island.
He immediately contacted the person, and after some negotiation, Luo Feng looked at the twenty bullets in his hand with great satisfaction.
These bullets would last him for a while.
Once everything was settled, Luo Feng closed the chat window.
His grilled chicken was now ready.
So, Luo Feng took the skewers of grilled chicken to Tang Xuewei and said, "The chicken's ready. Let's eat."
Naturally, Tang Xuewei didn't stand on ceremony. She picked up a skewer and started eating.
As Luo Feng ate, he noticed Ice Rabbit wriggling on the ground. After watching for a while, he seemed to realize something and asked, "Is Ice Rabbit dancing?"
Tang Xuewei smiled and replied, "Yes. Earlier, I was chatting with it, and the topic turned to dancing.
I mentioned that men like watching beautiful women dance.
Then I taught it the Rabbit Dance.
Honestly, it's quite smart—it learned quickly, and now it dances pretty well."
A rabbit dancing the Rabbit Dance?
Luo Feng really couldn't appreciate it.
He preferred watching beautiful women do the Rabbit Dance.
Not beautiful rabbits.
To him, all rabbits looked the same—he couldn't tell if one was prettier than another. He was face-blind when it came to rabbits.
After a moment's thought, Luo Feng asked, "Can you do the Rabbit Dance?"
Tang Xuewei smiled at his question and said, "Of course. Do you want to see?"
Luo Feng hadn't expected Tang Xuewei to be so multi-talented. He grinned and replied, "I'd love to, but not right now. Let's eat first.
We can talk about it another time.
I didn't know you'd studied dance?
Looks like I'll have quite the treat in the future."
Tang Xuewei chuckled and said, "There's a lot you don't know about me yet.
I'll gradually reveal more to you.
Now, here's a math problem for you—do you know how to measure the depth of a pool?"
Luo Feng was taken aback. Weren't they in the middle of eating? Why was Tang Xuewei suddenly testing his math skills?
As a top student, Luo Feng wasn't worried. He smiled and said, "You should know math is my strong suit. This question won't stump me.
But what if I answer it correctly?"
Tang Xuewei's smile widened. "If you get it right, you can have whatever you want."
Luo Feng thought for a moment, then said, "To measure the depth of a pool, you'd obviously need a stick.
Just stick it into the water and measure how deep it goes—that's the depth of the pool, right?
Isn't this a grade-school problem?
We're college students now—let's try something more advanced.
Linear equations, higher-order differentials, Vieta's formulas, the squeeze theorem—any of these would do."
Tang Xuewei didn't pay attention to Luo Feng's words and continued with a slight smile, "What if the stick isn't long enough?"
Hearing this, Luo Feng was momentarily stunned. It seemed Tang Xuewei's question wasn't just a simple math problem.
It was likely a brain teaser meant to trip him up.
Luo Feng wasn't about to fall for it. With a smile, he replied, "My stick is plenty long—more than enough to reach the bottom of the pond.
Besides, I also have a Legendary Grappling Hook that can extend freely.
Its maximum length is a full hundred meters.
As long as the pond isn't deeper than a hundred meters, I can come and go as I please.
In fact, let me tell you about one of my abilities.
I'm an excellent swimmer. No matter how deep the ocean is, I can dive into it, let alone a tiny pond."
Upon hearing this, Tang Xuewei's expression changed abruptly, and an inexplicable blush appeared on her face. "You're cheating," she said. "I won't argue with you about this now, but someday, I'll make you measure it yourself.
Math problems aren't just about the answer—they require steps.
And in the end, you have to verify whether your result is correct.
If you're confident, one verification is enough.
But if you're unsure, you need to measure multiple times and take the average to minimize errors."
Luo Feng chuckled at her words. "The math teacher would definitely agree with you.
Since you asked me a math question, how about I ask you a more... sensitive one?"
Tang Xuewei was taken aback. Her earlier question hadn't been purely mathematical—only those well-versed in biology could answer it correctly.
Clearly, Luo Feng wasn't strong in biology and needed improvement.
In contrast, she excelled in biology, scoring full marks on every test.
Now, she grew curious about Luo Feng's question. "Go ahead and ask," she said. "I'm a girl who combines beauty and brains—there's no way your question will stump me."
Luo Feng looked slightly embarrassed. "This question is pretty sensitive. If you can't answer it, that's fine—I won't force you."
Tang Xuewei's face flushed slightly. Was Luo Feng trying to tease her? Was he going to ask those kinds of questions?
But since she already belonged to him, there was no need to be shy.
She took a deep breath and said, "Alright, I'm ready. No matter how sensitive your question is, I'll answer it—I won't dodge it."
"What's your take on the situation in Syria?"
"...What?"
Tang Xuewei nearly fainted. It was like putting all her strength into a punch, only to hit cotton.
After a moment of thought, she sighed helplessly. "Your question is too sensitive. I don't follow current events much, so I can't answer."
"That's fine if you can't answer.
Here, have some chicken.
We'll be heading out soon to pull up some carrots."
As he spoke, Luo Feng handed a skewer of grilled chicken to Tang Xueying.
Ice Rabbit, listening to the conversation between the man and woman in front of her, felt an overwhelming headache coming on.
Why could it understand every single word they said, yet when combined together, it made no sense at all?
Elementary school? University?
"Here's a skewer of grilled chicken for you."
Thirty minutes later.
Luo Feng and Tang Xuewei had finished eating the chicken and packed up their things.
Luo Feng looked at the massive Black Tortoise before him and with a wave of his hand, the enormous creature disappeared into his space ring.