Chapter 91: Xiao Wu Takes Human Form
In the Star Luo Empire, three-year-old Dai Mubai had just woken up and grinned lecherously. "Zhuqing, let's have our morning workout."
He reached out—but the soft warmth beside him was gone. Not only that, he realized his body had shrunk, and he was lying on a bed both familiar and strange, in an extravagantly luxurious palace.
"What… happened?"
He grabbed a bronze mirror from the table and saw the youthful, innocent face of a three-year-old staring back. The mirror clattered to the floor.
At that moment, Dai Mubai felt like a thousand Luo San Pao had trampled over his head—he had reincarnated. Back to when he was three or four.
This meant he had to redo the entire struggle with Dai Weisi, go through martial soul awakening, and endure the humiliation before escaping to Shrek Academy. In his previous life, he'd fought hard to earn the God of War's divine position and the Dai family's respect. Once Zhu Zhuqing inherited the Speed God's position, they were supposed to ascend to the Divine Realm together.
But now… one nap, and it all had to start over!
Still, Dai Mubai quickly calmed down. Fine—starting over it is. As long as his good brother, the all-powerful, dual-god Tang San existed, he could reclaim the God of War's throne.
And after being with Zhu Zhuqing for so long—no matter how stunning she was—the seven-year itch was real. Once he reached Soto City, before she arrived at Shrek Academy, he'd indulge to his heart's content. Three daily "dates"? He'd push it to five. He'd make his rounds through every beauty in Soto.
After all, beautiful women—especially the stunning ones—were weapons of indulgence reserved for nobles like him.
Meanwhile, in the Star Dou Forest at the Lake of Life, a ten-thousand-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit named Xiao Wu sat bolt upright. Her long ears perked up, and her big pink eyes went wide. She had reincarnated.
"Sister Xiao Wu, what's wrong?"
The Titan Giant Ape anxiously asked. Among the original four sworn siblings in the forest—him, Xiao Wu, Ah Yin, and Da Ming—only he and Xiao Wu were left. When Ah Yin sacrificed herself to save them, and since he had always been Xiao Wu's devoted follower, he had sworn to protect her with his life.
"Er Ming, protect me. I'm going to take human form!"
Xiao Wu's voice trembled with urgency. She had been reborn—she needed to reach Nuoding Academy and find her Third Brother, Tang San. Tang Hao became a Title Douluo the day Tang San was born. Based on the time he acquired his hundred-thousand-year soul ring, Tang San was already two years old.
If she didn't hurry to Nuoding Academy, and her Third Brother fell for someone else, she'd cry herself to death!
Er Ming was stunned. "B-but, Sister Xiao Wu… before Aunt Ah Yin died, she told you not to take human form—to just live peacefully."
"No, Er Ming. I have to. If we stay here, Spirit Hall will hunt us down one by one—just like Da Ming. Only by becoming human and cultivating to godhood can we truly survive. I must avenge Da Ming!"
Xiao Wu held no grudge against the Clear Sky Sect or Tang Hao—after all, he was her father-in-law. Her mother wasn't truly gone, just sacrificed—her soul still remained. Once Tang San became a god, he could bring her back, just like he did with Da Ming and Er Ming in her previous life.
Last time, she hadn't been able to resurrect her mother. This time, it was fate giving her another chance.
Since Ah Yin's death, Xiao Wu had become Er Ming's unquestioned leader. Her reasoning made perfect sense, and with his limited brainpower, he readily agreed.
"Then go for it, Sister Xiao Wu! I believe you'll become a god!"
"Oh, and one more thing," he added. "Aunt Ah Yin once told me—when you reach the human world, befriend some exceptionally gifted commoners. That way, they'll draw attention away from you."
Xiao Wu gave him a sidelong glance. Did he really think she hadn't considered that? Why else had she bonded with Tang San at Nuoding Academy? He looked the plainest, wore the shabbiest clothes—and she'd even followed him home and called him brother.
Her fawning suitors? Guys like Xiao Chenyu, the son of Nuoding's city lord—handsome, talented, and generous (he paid her food bill for six years). But no—she picked Tang San.
And let's not forget—Xiao Wu wasn't some ditzy sweet girl. She'd spent ten thousand years in a forest where life and death were a daily gamble. Saving Da Ming and Er Ming wasn't out of kindness—it was a tactical alliance. Sky Blue Bull Python was a gentle herbivore; the Titan Giant Ape, an omnivore who might've eaten rabbits before meeting her.
If they hadn't had noble bloodlines and potential to grow into powerful allies, she would've left them to die.
After instructing Er Ming, Xiao Wu turned into a ball of pink light. With past experience, her transformation was smooth and far faster than before.
Last time, she modeled her form after Ah Yin's beauty. This time, she sculpted her body and face based on her divine form: slender legs, voluptuous curves, and long ponytail trailing down her back—like a goddess.
Her features were so breathtaking that probably no other soul master could compare. Her figure was flawless. She even lacked a single strand of body hair—soul beasts didn't understand human grooming norms, so her form was pristine.
In the end, Xiao Wu transformed into a perfectly smooth newborn girl, unable to speak, but fully conscious.
The Titan Giant Ape, seeing her bare form, wasn't fazed. Even if she'd transformed into an adult, he wouldn't have reacted—he still didn't understand human aesthetics.
And so began the Titan Giant Ape's new journey… as Xiao Wu's babysitter.
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