The Dumbest Death in Human History
The vending machine rattled like it was about to cough up a lung.
Kaito Asuma kicked it again.
"Come on, you overpriced tin can. That was my last 500 yen."
Nothing. Just a clunk and a faint whirr. The can of lemonade was still wedged halfway between the rails.
He reached in, tilted it and then the machine tilted back.
KRA-KOOM.
Kaito didn't even get the drink. He died crushed beneath six hundred pounds of capitalist disappointment