Velvet Royal Magic Academy, Breakfast Hall.
The day began suspiciously quiet. Without any fire-breathing curtains, chandelier ambushes, not even with invisible needles stuck in Rei's robes by Rosette during the night.
Just… peace. Which terrified Rei more than anything.
He cautiously ate his toast while peeking around. His five wives (or as he liked to call them, "five walking doomsday devices") sat together at the breakfast table, too calm, too civil, smiling too sweetly.
Something was wrong. Horribly wrong.
"...Why is everyone smiling at me like I'm today's lunch special?" Rei whispered to himself.
[System Alert: WARNING. Yandere Calmness Detected.]
[Threat Assessment: This is the 'silent before slaughter' stage.]
[Recommended Action: Fake food poisoning and escape through the nearest ventilation shaft.]
Rei clutched his toast tighter. "Noted."
Before he could test the "pretend to choke" strategy, a thunderous voice boomed across the hall.
"ATTENTION, STUDENTS!"
