Royal Magic Academy at Hallway of Questionable Sanity. Rei had survived dragons, divine lightning, and five obsessive women who treated marriage vows like overdue library books.
But today? Today he faced the most incomprehensible, terrifying entity in all creation.
Not Drakana's flames. Not Seraphina's holy nukes. Not Rosette's omnipresent HusbandVision surveillance system. Not even Lilia's divine marriage commandments.
It was… the System itself.
Because the notifications popping into his vision looked like they'd been written by a drunk intern who had lost a bet.
[Alert: Emotional Metrics Updated]
[Subject: Emilia von Sanity]
[Affection Level: 72%]
[New Trait Unlocked: Unknowingly Immune to Yandere Threat Detection]
[System Comment: HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE?]
"…" Rei blinked at the glowing text hovering in front of him.
"…Wait. Immune? That's not a thing. That shouldn't be a thing."
