[⚠️ Content Warning – Graphic Violence and Gore
This chapter contains intense scenes of blood, bodily trauma, dismemberment, and graphic combat. Reader discretion is advised.]
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Death had a weird way of finding trouble with me. Like a clingy ex that just couldn't take a hint.
Always showing up uninvited.
Always making a scene.
And Life, on the other hand, was the childhood crush I never got over.
Beautiful and warm.
But friendzoned me the second I opened my heart because apparently, I just wasn't her type.
And if that wasn't enough, there was this bitch called Fate, always trying to reunite me with my toxic ex, Death, like we were some star-crossed couple destined for a tragic reunion.
I mean, really, how else do you sum up my life?
Three cosmic women, each more chaotic than the last, treating the humble, benevolent, and undeniably handsome me like a chew toy for their divine whims.
This…
this was my life.
