What's Going On With Kids These Days?
Eri's gaze lingered on the child's lower body for a moment longer. A strange thought flitted through her mind.
'What do kids eat these days to grow like this?'
He couldn't be more than seven or eight years old, yet his physique seemed… unusual.
'How could someone so young grow so—' Eri shook her head vigorously, cutting off her own train of thought.
'No, stop it. You're just overthinking things again.'
…
As the night passed and the heavy rain gradually subsided, dawn began to break over the horizon.
In the early morning light, Akashi stirred. His eyes fluttered open, taking in the unfamiliar ceiling above him.
Confusion gave way to clarity as he noticed his hands—small, delicate, and undeniably those of a child.
The realization hit him like a bolt of lightning.
'That system prompt… it was real!'
He hadn't died after all.
What's more, he had been transformed into something completely new—a succubus!
'God must have taken pity on me… It's not my time to die, not when I still haven't saved Shiho or Akemi.'
His handsome face broke into a cold smile.
'Vodka, Gin, Rum, and that old bastard in the shadow 'Boss'… just you wait.'
Determined, Akashi spoke in his mind, summoning the system he instinctively knew was there.
"System, are you there? Open the personal attribute panel!"
As a seasoned time traveler, he knew exactly how to interact with systems like this.
Moments later, a glowing purple-gold screen materialized in his thoughts.
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『System: Succubus Check-In System!』
Host: Akashi Kushikawa
Race: Succubus! (Two forms: the default form is that of a little boy; consuming Yin energy allows transformation into an adult form.)
Attributes:
- Strength: 5 (25) – In your little succubus form, you're hardly strong enough to resist the advances of older women. Watch out, and protect yourself!
- Physique: 22 (35) – Your body is far from ordinary. No matter how much it endures, it remains resilient!
- Speed: 6 (26) – Those short legs mean you'll be easily caught if an older woman chases you down. If she catches you… well, good luck!
- Intelligence: 25 (25) – Though you look like a child, your mind is sharp and analytical—perfect for a detective!
- Spirit: 30 (30) – Your mental power surpasses the average. Some advanced skills will require this!
(Note: The average adult has attributes of 10 in each category.)
Racial Talents:
- Charm: As a succubus, you possess an innate allure that attracts the opposite sex.
- Yin Energy Absorption: Your sustenance comes from Yin energy, which can be used to strengthen yourself. Yin energy is typically found at murder scenes or in high-quality women.
Available Yin Energy: 128
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Akashi stared at the screen, his expression twisting into a mix of disbelief and exasperation.
'What in the world is this system?'
His gaze skimmed the attributes again.
'Strength at five? Speed at six?'
He clenched his tiny fists. 'So, you're saying I'm weak enough to get caught by any random older woman? And if they catch me…'
His mind filled with possibilities, none of them comforting.
And what was this nonsense about his physique being "resilient no matter how much it endures"?
Speechless, he slumped back into the pillows.
'There is seriously something wrong with this system.'
Before all this, Akashi had been Bacardi—a cold-blooded killer, a member of the Black Organization. His skills were second to none.
'Do you even understand the value of being a codename operative?' he thought bitterly. 'Killing without leaving a trace was my specialty. And now…'
He glanced at his frail childlike form. 'Now I have to worry about attacks from overzealous women?!'
The frustration boiled over.
"System, restore me to my adult form immediately!"
『Ding! Insufficient Yin Energy. Restoration failed. Please accumulate more Yin Energy, Host.』
Akashi froze, his hopes crushed.
'So, this is my life now… stuck in this weak, childlike body until I can collect enough Yin energy to change back.'
He clenched his tiny fists again, but this time, his frustration shifted to determination.
'This is no different than the protagonist of 'Detective Conan—forced to live as a child while navigating a dangerous world.'
A wry smile tugged at his lips.
Oh, No! How Do I Have Yin Energy?
Akashi's mind raced as he stared at the system interface.
'Yin energy? How can I have Yin energy already?'
He hadn't even encountered a woman yet!
His thoughts came to a halt as his eyes shifted slightly, catching sight of a figure beside the bed.
Akashi's eyes widened, then lost focus momentarily.
The woman leaning against the bed resembled a begonia in full bloom after spring rain—peaceful and captivating.
She wore pink pajamas that, despite their modesty, failed to conceal her graceful, enchanting figure. Her soft, slightly curled brown hair cascaded down like a waterfall, framing a face so breathtakingly beautiful that it seemed almost unreal.
In this quiet moment, her usual sharpness was absent, replaced by a gentle, serene aura.
One of her delicate hands rested lightly on his small form, and he could feel an inexplicable, comforting energy flowing into him.
'This is… Eri Kisaki?!'
Akashi's breath hitched as he recognized her. He swallowed hard.
Having traveled to the world of 'Detective Conan' and joined the black organization by chance, Akashi had thoroughly investigated this world's key figures—the protagonists and notable supporting characters alike.
He had seen photos of Eri Kisaki before. But in person? She was far more beautiful than any image could convey.
'Wait… does this mean after I turned into a succubus, Eri found me and brought me home?'
…
Akashi's mind shifted gears.
"System," he thought, "other than turning me into a succubus, what else can you do?"
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『Ding! The Succubus Check-In System is a daily auxiliary system.』
『As long as the host checks in at various scenes or famous locations, rewards can be obtained!』
『Checking in at the same location multiple times is possible, but the first check-in offers the best rewards.』
『Checking in at places rich in Yin energy yields greater rewards. Crime scenes are highly recommended!』
『Daily check-ins are limited to three times.』
『Host, please make good use of this system to enjoy a wonderful daily life!』
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Akashi's jaw twitched.
'Enjoy daily life? Are you kidding me?'
Men like him didn't sign up for "enjoyment." They wanted power!
'Gin, Vodka, all of you bastards—I haven't forgotten about you. That broken winery hasn't been dismantled yet! And I still have people to rescue!'
What Akashi wanted wasn't a daily auxiliary system. He wanted a 'combat assistance system'.
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『Ding! Dear Host, please rest assured. While this is a daily auxiliary system, there is a probability of receiving combat-related or extraordinary rewards. Please continue to check in!』
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Akashi let out a sigh of relief.
'Fine. As long as there's a chance to gain combat abilities, I'll play along for now.'
Patience would be key. For now, he needed to bide his time and gather strength.
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『Ding! Host is currently in Eri Kisaki's home. Would you like to check in?』
'Check in!'
Akashi felt an almost tangible click as the system activated.
In his mind, an image of himself and Eri in the bedroom appeared. The photo shimmered with a purple-gold light before condensing into a treasure chest.
The chest opened, releasing a radiant stream of light that flowed into Akashi's consciousness.
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『Ding! Check-in successful. Congratulations, Host, for obtaining the passive skill: Pear God Fall lv1!』
『Pear God Fall: Passive aura. Increases the chance of you falling unexpectedly, as well as the likelihood of women around you falling into precarious situations.』
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Akashi's expression darkened as he stared at the notification.
'Are you kidding me?!'
His mind conjured an image of flipping an entire table in frustration.
'What kind of ridiculous system is this?'
Just as he was about to mentally rant further, a gentle voice pulled him back to reality.
"Child, are you awake? Let me check if you have a fever."
Akashi turned his head, only to see Eri's phoenix-like eyes flutter open.
She had awoken.
Her voice was gentle, laced with concern, as she rose from the edge of the bed, her delicate fingers reaching out to brush his forehead.
But the hours spent by his side, vigilantly watching over him, had left her limbs heavy and unsteady. As she stood, a wave of dizziness overtook her, and her balance faltered.
Before Akashi could react, she lost her footing, tumbling forward.
The next moment, he found himself engulfed by her warmth, his small face pressed into the plush softness of her chest, leaving him momentarily breathless and utterly disoriented.