After knocking Hibari and Kalifa out, Shun dropped them off at his home on the floating islands.
POP-!
Shun hopped into the Demon Slayer world. He was done with the Mushoku world for a while, and he also had nothing to do in the Fairy Tail world, except for the Grand Magic Games in a month.
Shun used his observation haki before entering to make sure Kie wasn't waiting at the gate, but to his surprise, Kie suddenly got up and stood before the door right before Shun entered.
'Is she awakening observation haki? Or is this where Tanjiro got his insane sense of smell from?'
Shun was a bit surprised by this unexpected scene. Regardless, he feigned ignorance as he dined and knocked Kie out as usual. Then he took an hour nap before heading towards the Kyogoku house where Daki's room is.
——
"Welcome." The grandma said as usual.
Shun nodded and followed her to Daki's room.
"Hi." Shun waved to Daki as usual. This time she ignored him. After Shun gave her a suitcase of cash, she pointed to the curtain.
Then she removed the curtains with her ability to reveal Makio and Suma in their previous state.
'They do look like they cleaned up, but did this crazy girl feed them? Did they not get a chance to run?' Shun thought many things then saw Daki take the money and put it next to her.
Shun patted the spot next to him, and to his surprise, the two ninja girls floated with the help of obi sashes and landed next to Shun.
"..."
Shun conveniently ignored the supernatural sight as he removed the obi covering their mouths.
"...You two really have a weird hobby. Are you gonna wait for me in this state every night?" Shun asked with a smile.
His ridiculous question even cracked a smile on Daki's face.
'...Is this bastard being serious?' Makio and Suma fumed but didn't answer. They didn't have the energy to do it. They hadn't eaten for three whole days, ever since they got caught.
What answered Shun's question wasn't them but their stomachs.
Growl-!
"..."
Makio and Suma's faces turned the color of a tomato. Even if they didn't like the demon and her crazy customer, they still felt the shame.
"...Are you hungry? You can eat those." Shun pointed to the table, where sweets and tea were prepared for the customer Shun.
"!"
After this offer, Shun was beginning to feel like a quite good guy to the two until Shun took a bite of the sweets and began to eat them himself.
"!!"
Their hatred for Shun instantly surged, even surpassing Daki.
But Shun wasn't done with his little pranks. He pulled Makio into his arms and fed her through the mouth.
"!"
Makio couldn't process what was happening as steam came out of her head, but she desperately ate the sweets. Three days of hunger wasn't to be taken lightly in her current state. She would even eat leftover trash from a trash can.
After feeding Makio, it was Suma's turn.
This crazy perverted action even made Daki uncomfortable as her cheeks blushed.
"...Was it good?" Shun asked as he finished feeding them like a mother bird.
"..."
They wanted to refute him brutally, but it was good!
They had survived on the water from the shower when they were allowed to clean themselves for the vip customer.
'This demon slut has prepared such high quality sweets for her customer, but not even water for us!' Makio and Suma stared angrily at Daki, only to falter at the slight movement of Daki's eye.
"..."
Shun noticed their little antics but decided to ignore them.
"Now that you've gained your energy back, I expect you to work hard."
Shun's cold words brought them back to reality as they kneeled before him and unbuckled his belt with their teeth. They were already professionals after only one night.
Meanwhile, above the ceiling through the small cracks, Hinatsuru in her ninja attire watched the whole thing in shock.
'Makio and Suma got caught? What is Shun doing here? He doesn't realize that woman is a demon?' Hinatsuru, who had free time now that Shun stopped visiting her, was back to her ninja spy duties.
'I have to inform Tengen-sama!' Hinatsuru ran away in a hurry.
Shun obviously noticed her but didn't care, but Daki would usually notice a spy like her. At this moment, she was too busy watching the two ninja girls on their knees. Without realizing it, she started rubbing her thighs together, feeling an emotion she had never felt before.
——
After an hour of torture, Shun was done with the two ninja girls as they panted heavily next to him.
"...I'm thirsty after the hard work. Tea." Shun ordered Daki, much to the shock of the two ninja girls.
The two who were about to pass out from exhaustion suddenly sobered up as Daki started moving.
'With her crazy personality, she might pour the hot tea at him...' Makio was ready to grab Suma and run out of the room naked, though she doubted they'd be able to escape. Daki acted like this, but she was an upper moon demon, unlike any demon they'd ever faced.
To even Shun's surprise, Daki brought a cup of tea, and she started drinking it herself.
"!"
Then, as if she wanted to practice what she witnessed earlier, she fed Shun the tea with her mouth, shocking the two ninja girls' world.
After her messy attempt at feeding Shun was done, she looked at him as if asking for his opinion.
"Ah, the hot tea became the perfect temperature after passing through your mouth." Shun praised.
'That's because she is a demon, realize it already you bastard!' Makio complained in her mind.
"More."
"!"
Shun asked for more, despite Daki's terrible attempt where she was using her tongue and teeth terribly, which would have traumatized Shun if he wasn't Shun.
Daki smiled faintly as she fed the whole cup of tea with three more attempts. With each attempt, she got better.
Once she was done and was about to return, Shun pulled her to the bed.
"!"
'What are you doing?!' Makio wanted to get up and beat up Shun, not to protect Daki but to protect the three of them, including Shun.
Without a word, Shun tore off Daki's oiran clothes.
"..."
"You-!" Daki was enraged, but Shun silenced her with a "Shhh-!" He was treating her as if she was a wild animal, but it was effective as she calmed down.
Shun's hands didn't stay idle. They removed every piece of clothing from her, revealing her pale white body.
"It's beautiful like snow." Shun praised, but Makio and Suma were about to have a stroke.
'She is pale because she is a demon!'
'That's it, we survived as long as we could.' The two never expected Daki to be doing her job as an oiran, so they just waited for her to explode.
"Ah~"
Daki covered her mouth as soon as an unsightly sound came out of her.
"..."
"What are you doing?!" Daki asked with an angry facade.
"Didn't you ask me to lick you the first time we met?"
"..."
"I'm just doing what I got asked for."
'With her body temperature, it feels like I'm licking an ice cream.' Shun thought as his face was buried in her chest.
Makio and Suma watched the crazy spectacle as Shun got greedier with ridiculous excuses each time, and Daki would permit them after an angry facade.
——
Two hours later...
'T-That crazy bastard actually did it with a demon! An upper moon demon!'
'No... they are still doing it.'
Makio and Suma, who had the role of being watched, now became the watchers, taking the place of Daki.
Finally, the two seemed to be done as they panted with Daki on top of Shun's body.
Shun waved to the two ninja girls.
"W-What?" Makio asked. It had been such a long time since she even spoke because the crazy demon was always with them.
"Come and clean it up."
"..."
Though enraged by the arrogant order, in the end, the two came and shamefully cleaned the mess.
'Though it's attractive, I can't risk asking Daki. She is terrible with anything related to her mouth, either speaking or the other.'
Once Makio and Suma were done with the humiliation ritual, to their shock, it was their turn.
——
Next morning, Shun woke up after a whole night of debauchery with three women next to him. One of them was an upper moon demon.
"..."
[We are heading to Yoshiwara. There seems to be an upper moon demon. Yesterday a report came. I and Nezuko were asked to team up with a guy named Tengen.] Suddenly, a report came from Hawk.
"..."
Shun got up and dressed himself. The room had no window, showing how cautious Daki is.
'I kind of enjoyed the current state of things in this world. Should I tell Hawk to silence the Tengen guy? No... they must've already informed the others.'
Shun sighed as he woke up Daki by slapping her on her rear.
'Demons actually sleep, huh? Well, Nezuko was sleeping the whole anime.'
The three women were sleeping harmoniously as they hugged each other.
'Now that they are close like this, will Daki give them food?' While Shun was thinking useless things, the three of them woke up.
"Mm~ Where am I?" Makio mumbled, then realized they were captured by a demon and somehow ended up as a toy of a wealthy human. As ridiculous as it sounded, it wasn't a dream.
"Calm down. We had a good time. We are no different than friends now." Shun pulled up a Fairy Tail line, which calmed the two ninja girls down a bit.
Meanwhile, Daki was about to get angry about her torn up clothes, but Shun handed her brand new clothes as if her clothes had never been torn apart.
Shun and Daki didn't talk because Daki went a bit too wild last night. Shun helped her dress up without a word.
'She became a totally spoiled girl after some time, but it's better not to mention it.' After helping her dress up, Shun patted her head and gave her a kiss. After that, he kissed the two ninja girls and then left, as he had no business in the Kyogoku house during the day.
"..."
The three weird combination of women turned silent as the only one connecting them left.
'This demon... will give us food after all we did together... right?' Makio wondered.
——
[Come to my house with your group. I want to see them, and Nezuko must be missing her family.] Shun spoke to the diamond key.
[Understood.]
Hawk replied curtly.
Shun returned to the Kie house. Tanjiro hadn't gone to his job yet, and the others hadn't gone to their school yet as well.
The group had breakfast together for the first time in a long while. For Kie, it was the happiest time of her life.
Suddenly, Shun spoke great news for everyone.
"Soon, Hawk and Nezuko will come with some of their new friends. Buy enough groceries for them, and also buy some grapes for me." Shun said as he gave Kie her allowance.
Then he proceeded to give the children an allowance as well. It was a whopping 500 yen each!
Grapes were the equivalent of rice crackers for Garp and Sengoku for Shun.
"Yes!" Kie was uncharacteristically excited at the mention of her eldest daughter.
After a bit of gratitude from the kneeling Kie, Shun returned to the world of One Piece.
Shun entered his office.
"Did they arrive yet?"
"Aramaki is here, but Z isn't here yet."
This time, Shun was here to introduce them and also give them a mission.
"Let's go outside and eat something. Enough about the work." Shun said as he ripped off all the papers piled on the desk, to Kalifa's shock.
But she soon realized Shun could restore them anytime.
Thus, Shun went on a small date to relieve the stress of Kalifa and Hibari. When they returned, Aramaki, Zephyr, Sengoku, and Garp were gathered in his room.
After taking his seat, Shun summoned Flamingo and Crocodile as they miraculously appeared and stood on his left and right.
"!"
'Is this another one of his abilities?' Aramaki and Zephyr were alarmed as it was their first time.
"I called you guys today to introduce our new 'allies'." Seeing Shun emphasize the word ally, everyone understood, except for Hibari, Kalifa, and Aramaki.
"So—" Shun was about to continue but…
"Ah-! About that, I have a request." Aramaki cut Shun's words.
"..."
Kalifa looked at Aramaki like he was an idiot. He was already disliked by a petty guy, and now he wants to make a request by cutting his word?
Seeing the room turn silent, Aramaki smiled as he thought they were giving him a respect.
So he said,
"I gave it some thought. I want to either work under Akainu-san or just send me to guard celestial dragons."
"..."
Zephyr, Sengoku, and even Garp's expressions changed.
'Can this idiot read the room?'
"...What do you mean by that?" Shun asked without any excessive emotion.
"Like I said, I don't want to get orders directly from you. You see… I actually already have a few offers from the world government."
"..."
Shun came here today to give them a mission that was a bit important to help them bond, but he was caught off guard by the stupidity of the situation.
"So, in other words, you're saying you don't care about the bet with me?"
"..."
Aramaki turned silent. By now, he realized that the room's atmosphere had become cold.
"...Do you think a promise with me is a joke?" Shun released his magic power imbued with conqueror's haki.
"!"
"Kah-!" Aramaki fell to his knees, gasping for air. "I-I didn't say that!"
"...Let me rephrase my words. Do you wanna die now?" Shun said as he created a pistol with the same design as the one that ended the North God's life.
"!"
While Zephyr and Aramaki were shocked by the turn of events, the people familiar with Shun were even more shocked.
'...I thought the nicknames dictator and tyrant were going too far, but this brat might actually be one.' Sengoku thought, then he decided to play the good cop since Shun was already playing the bad cop.
"Brat! You're going too far!" Hearing Sengoku defending him, the gasping Aramaki looked at him with gratitude.
"...Too far? I think I'm not doing enough."
"Huh?"
"He agreed to a bet that he would work for the marines under my orders if he loses the spar, in front of everyone! But now he doesn't want to honor the promise. What will everyone in the headquarters think?"
"..."
"After a day, the entire city of Marineford will learn the news that the new fleet admiral's promise isn't much."
'You're overthinking!' Sengoku sighed to himself.
"After a week, the entire world will know. What kind of example will this set?"
"..."
"Everyone will no longer respect their superiors. The entire marine will become no different than pirates. How many innocent people will die?"
"Are you calling us, the marines, a joke and saying that what we're doing isn't for a better world, but that we are just playing children's games pretending to be justice heroes?!" Shun asked as his pistol was still aimed at the gasping Aramaki.
By now, everyone except Zephyr and Aramaki realized that Shun was messing around.
"N-No, I wasn't thinking straight. Forgive me!"
"..."
Seeing Aramaki falling for Shun's nonsense threat, everyone found the situation ridiculous. In fact, one even started laughing out loud.
"Hehehe, fufufufufu-!" Flamingo laughed loudly, while Crocodile smirked.
Aramaki looked at the brat laughing with rage, but he was in a helpless situation.
While Sengoku was a passionate fan of Shun's fights, Flamingo was the biggest fan of Shun's trashtalk and tomfoolery. He would most of the time be laughing at Shun's nonsense.
"I'll give you one last chance. Go with Zephyr and kill a rat that's been hunting the marine bases lately."
"!"
"O-Of course! Just give me the name." Aramaki was confident. He knew for sure that as long as he wasn't fighting Shun, he was a top tier in the entire world. And he wasn't even wrong.
"...His name is Edward Weevil. He is a previous member of the warlords. He used to hunt pirates, but after the warlords were disbanded, he set his target to marines. Bring him and his mother alive. We will publicly execute them."
"!"
While Shun's words were cruel, it was a fitting punishment.
Zephyr was shocked that he got a chance this soon for revenge against a bastard who killed his students and even cut off his arm years ago.
'Did he do this on purpose?' Zephyr thought but shook his head. Edward Weevil was causing trouble. It was natural to eliminate him.
'...It's just a coincidence.'
Regardless, Zephyr was grateful.
"I-I'll go prepare!" Aramaki ran out as soon as he got a chance.
"..."
"I still think you're going too far." Sengoku sighed.
"...I just don't like that guy." Shun shrugged his shoulders.
"Yeah, it was obvious." Garp laughed at Shun's reasoning.
"...He is a rat who will follow whoever is stronger. Some people are meant to be controlled through fear."
"..."
"Flamingo and Crocodile will go with the two to hunt that Weevil guy."
"!"
"Is he that strong?" Sengoku asked. He knew Shun would be able to give the most accurate evaluation of one's strength, and that Shun was sending this many strong people after him.
"I don't know. But Aramaki and Zephyr should be able to overpower him easily."
"Then why?"
"If Aramaki is acting off even after I gave him this chance, you three work together and kill him."
"!"
"Hehehe, Okay."
While the room turned silent, Crocodile and Flamingo were excited. They even wished for Aramaki to betray them.
The seven dwarves were getting stronger each day, as their teacher and sparring partner was none other than Issho.
Just like that, a raging warlord incident was settled. Shun and everyone in the room had not one ounce of doubt that this team would fail.
"Are you free now?" Garp asked after the people with missions left the room.
"...Why?" Shun was confused by Garp of all people asking for his time.
"If you have time, let's have a rice cracker eating contest."
"..."
Shun and his two secretaries ignored the poor man and spoke about their schedule.
So the good cop Sengoku challenged him to a contest.
"What are you looking at, huh?" Meanwhile, Shun challenged and slapped Sengoku's dumb goat.
"..."
Hibari and Kalifa were speechless by how the strongest people in the world acted in their free time.
——
After finishing his mission, Shun returned to Kie's house. When he entered, he met eyes with a bunch of strangers and two familiar ones.
"Ah-! What a surprise, the father of the genius hashira Hawk is such a handsome man." A tiny woman with clothes resembling a butterfly came and observed Shun from all sides. Overall, she was cute.
'Why is this girl here? Hawk's report didn't include her. Hawk wouldn't lie, meaning she came without informing them?' Shun thought but didn't really care in the end.
"Hello. Our Hawk has been taking care of you all."
"..."
Shun's greeting caught everyone off guard.
"Haha, I'm just kidding." Shun said, but he wasn't kidding.
If Flamingo was here, he'd be laughing on the floor gasping for breath.
"Haha... My name is Kocho Shinobu." Shinobu initially thought she found a fun teasing target but realized immediately after only one sentence from Shun that she was the prey here.
"I'm Lord Uzui Tengen. A former ninja. A flashy man known around the world."
"..."
"Oh, Okay. I'm Shun." Shun said and entered the room, taking his seat as Kie smoothly prepared tea and grapes for him.
"Pfft-!" Shinobu laughed at Shun's actions. She was already liking the silent hashira Hawk's father.
Nezuko and Hawk were already seated. To Shun's shock, the little guy was getting hand-fed tangerines by Nezuko.
"!"
'They seriously got together?!' Shun was so shocked, even more than the time when he found out that he wasn't actually the real Shun.
'Kids nowadays...' Shun shook his head.
Seeing Shun's shocked expression and where he was looking, Kie realized, 'He must be wanting to be fed too...' So she sat and started feeding Shun grapes.
"..."
Seeing the father and son duo being fed, Shinobu and Tengen were now convinced they were real father and son.
"So why did you guys come?" Shun asked as Kie went to bring more tea.
Seeing Kie going to the kitchen, the two hashira thought it was a chance, so they told Shun without beating around the bush.
"There is an upper moon demon in this city!"
"...Is that so? Do you want to eat some grapes?"
"..."
"Open your mouths. I'll throw one each."
"..."
"Ah-! An upper moon demon means it's one of the six strongest demons that has been alive for centuries." Shinobu began to explain as she realized that Shun didn't know much about demons.
Right when Shinobu finished speaking and was closing her mouth, Shun threw a grape accurately. Shinobu immediately stopped the grape between her teeth.
"Oh! Now I believe you guys are actual hashira."
"..."
"I was suspecting you guys to be scammers trying to use Hawk."
"..."
Hawk was speechless by how Shun was acting today.
'Did something fun happen to him?' Hawk thought, but he didn't care as he was more focused on eating Nezuko's peeled tangerines.
When Shun sent him off with Nezuko, Hawk initially disliked it but didn't show it. But over time, he realized that Nezuko was special. She would patiently take care of him with a kind smile, even though he was mostly silent.
Nezuko developed a special feeling for Hawk too, who always saved her from demons. She hadn't shed a single drop of blood despite always accompanying him on his every battle.
Shun was unintentionally a good matchmaker.
Meanwhile, Shinobu's expression darkened as she muttered…
"It's delicious." Shinobu licked her lips as she looked for more. Then she sat next to Shun and started to steal from him.
"Aah-!" Suddenly Shun opened his mouth.
"..."
'I took his grape. I guess I owe him.' Shinobu thought as she started feeding him occasionally.
Uzui Tengen initially came to inform Hawk's father that the woman he was meeting was a demon. But now he couldn't find the timing to say it as Hawk's father was a very unique guy.
Hinatsuru had already informed Tengen everything, everything except the fact that all three of his wives were oirans for Shun.
Meanwhile, Shinobu's cheeks blushed red as Shun was intentionally licking her fingers while being fed.
"Hmm?" Shun sent an innocent look as if he wasn't doing anything.
"..."
'Is he really not aware?' Shinobu fed Shun once more only to witness Shun lick her finger then smirk at her.
"!"
Shinobu's cheeks flushed more from frustration than shame.
This time, Shun took a grape and held it in front of her lips.
Shinobu didn't know how to get back at him. Initially, she didn't open her lips, but for Shun, that worked more as a chance than an interruption. Shun rubbed the grape all over her lips as his fingers even played with her lips.
"..."
Without being able to resist any longer, Shinobu opened her lips and accepted the grape, but still trying to get back at Shun. She intentionally licked his fingers as she closed her lips and sucked on his finger too.
"..."
'This woman is really interesting...' Shun, who was just teasing her initially, was now as invested in her as Daki.
"!"
"So are you guys going to hunt that demon?" Shinobu was speechless as Shun's entire demeanor changed when Kie came back from the kitchen with tea and sweets.
"Yes. So you should stay away from that... place. As the demon might take you as a hostage." Shinobu said. She took pity on Shun as she didn't tell him that he was visiting oirans in front of Kie.
But in reality, Kie wasn't an idiot. She already knew Shun had many women. How was she supposed to believe that Shun was loyal to her only when Hawk was already introduced as his son?
Kie wasn't really sure of their relationship. As she herself was a previously married woman and even has six children, she was just happy that she was with Shun.
"...You don't have to warn him. He is stronger than me." To everyone's surprise, it was Hawk who spoke.
"!"
Then they proceeded to look at Shun.
Nezuko and Kie had conveniently forgotten about Shun's strength he displayed when they first met. Their minds were clouded with fear on that day. Now that they thought about it thoroughly, wasn't he a monster in terms of strength?
Shun didn't know, but Hawk was a bit offended when those weaklings warned Shun of all people. Shun would be quite touched if he knew his true intentions.
"W-What?!" Shinobu was surprised because she knew Hawk's personality by now. He wouldn't lie, as he just turns silent instead.
Tengen, on the other hand, believed Hawk instantly.
'...No matter how you look at it, a guy with this physique wouldn't be an average guy.'
"All right, I won't go there again. I promise!" Shun said, much to the relief of the two hashira.
Now that their real intention was told, Tengen left to do ninja stuff while Shinobu stayed in Kie's house.
'A demon wouldn't come out until the night anyway. More importantly...' Shinobu looked at Shun as she was more interested in him than the upper moon demon. She wanted to see if he was really as strong as Hawk said. There was only one way to find out...
"Let's have a spar."
"..."
Shun wasn't surprised as this was an obvious outcome after Hawk's words.
"Let's do it somewhere empty." Shun said with a serious face.
Thus, the two went into the woods. There wasn't any convenient sparring ground like the one from the One Piece world here.
"Here should be fine." Shinobu said, as they were more than twenty minutes of walking distance from the city.
"Yes. Come at me when you're ready." Shun was a serious and diligent guy during spars.
"I won't use the sharp side." Shinobu said as she drew her sword.
'Does that sword even have a non-sharp side?' Shun thought as he saw a sword that looked like a bee's stinger.
"Then I'll attack!" As soon as Shinobu said that, she disappeared in an instant, at least for people below the vice admiral level.
She said she wouldn't use the sharp side, but her attack was a literal stab with her weird-shaped sword.
Shun countered it in an instant as he speed blitzed her, appearing a few steps behind her in an instant.
"!"
Shinobu was shocked for obvious reasons, but there was one more reason for her to be shocked.
"..."
Her bra was unhooked.
"Y-You bastard..." Shinobu's face turned red in shame and anger as She smoothly hooked them back.
Shame because she was a hashira meant to lead people.
Anger because Shun wasn't taking her seriously.
"Would you believe me if I said that was an accident?" Shun said, but his little smirk didn't go past Shinobu's eyes.
"!"
Shinobu disappeared once again as she went for another attack.
Slap-!
The outcome was similar, but this time Shun fought back with a slap on her rear. With Shun's attack, her skirt had lost its rubber and became loose. Now she stood in the forest with her uniform shirt on top but only her undergarment on the bottom.
"A panty with a butterfly design? Cute!" Shun said out loud, much to her shame.
Shinobu stripped her now useless skirt and dashed once more, only to get her top torn apart.
"..."
Shinobu's anger was overwhelming her shame at this moment.
"Am I weak?" Shinobu asked. She was supposed to be the fastest hashira, and she had even gained some confidence to avenge her sister with her speed and poison, but she was being played around by an unknown man who wasn't even a hashira.
Shinobu half expected to be comforted, expecting Shun to tell her that 'she was strong enough, don't give up!' Then they would have a little affair behind Kie's back. That's what she imagined, but it was Shun.
"...I don't know. Everyone is weak compared to me."
"..."
"Can you tell if one ant is stronger than the other?"
"!"
Shinobu had given up, but Shun's words were more poisonous than any poison she ever created.
'Heh, so easy to provoke.' Shun smiled as his final counter against her furious attack did its job.
Clang-!
Shinobu dropped her sword as she hid her now naked body. The last clash cost her the two of her undergarments.
Though she was fast at hiding her body, she just wasn't a match for Shun's speed.
"...This was the best fight I ever had! I, Shun, declare you the best of them all!"